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#1 Jun 27 2006 at 7:31 AM Rating: Decent
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http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/06/26/limbaugh.viagra.ap/index.html wrote:
WEST PALM BEACH, Florida (AP) -- Rush Limbaugh was detained for about 3 1/2 hours at Palm Beach International Airport after authorities said they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession without a prescription.


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#2 Jun 27 2006 at 7:44 AM Rating: Decent
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Jail time.

Second offense.

If this was a poor black dude, he'd still be in jail for the first time.

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#3 Jun 27 2006 at 7:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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A doctor had prescribed the drug, but it was "labeled as being issued to the physician rather than Mr. Limbaugh for privacy purposes," Roy Black, Limbaugh's attorney, said in a statement.
So how'd that work out for ya?
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A doctor had prescribed the drug, but it was "labeled as being issued to the physician rather than Mr. Limbaugh for privacy purposes," Roy Black, Limbaugh's attorney, said in a statement. "Also the gun and the dead hooker in Mr. Limbauhgh's bad, also the doctors. When I say doctor, I of course mean liberal media conspiracy to defame my client."



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#5 Jun 27 2006 at 8:22 AM Rating: Default
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LOL you whacky liberal nutjobs. So afraid of the truth; you do realize you can't go back to the 80's when there were just the big 3 and cnn don't you?

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Sheriff's investigators confiscated the drugs, and Limbaugh was released around 5:30 p.m. without being charged.


Shouldn't we be talking about how another Kennedy got drunk and placed every other person on the road in danger? It's not like he's a govn official or anything.

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#6 Jun 27 2006 at 8:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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Only in Florida. Smiley: laugh
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#7 Jun 27 2006 at 8:38 AM Rating: Decent
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Shouldn't we be talking about how another Kennedy got drunk and placed every other person on the road in danger?

A month ago? That's way too recent for you guys. Shouldn't we be talking about Clinton smoked pot in 69?

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Shouldn't we be talking about how another Kennedy got drunk and placed every other person on the road in danger?
Rush Limbaugh walking around in public with a 4 hour erection sounds dangerous enough to me.
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#9 Jun 27 2006 at 8:42 AM Rating: Default
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Or we could talk about the Rove exoneration...it's not like we weren't forced to endure 3 months of incessant news coverage on what an evil man he is.

or about Gore wringing his hands, pulling out his hair, and screaming the end is coming.

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#10 Jun 27 2006 at 8:49 AM Rating: Decent
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Or we could talk about the Rove exoneration...it's not like we weren't forced to endure 3 months of incessant news coverage on what an evil man he is.

Exoneration of what?

Do you litterally smoke crack before posting? I had no idea.
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#11 Jun 27 2006 at 9:16 AM Rating: Default
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Smashed,

Glad to see in your drunken stupur your grasp of reality continues to slip.

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#12 Jun 27 2006 at 9:18 AM Rating: Decent
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Smashed,

Glad to see in your drunken stupur your grasp of reality continues to slip.

achileez

Why your clever retort continues the legend of your rapier like wit. You have cut me to the quick sir. Touche!
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Smash is no one to mess with when he's had his wine! He'll sit there and bad mouth your dead relatives! Nexa is my witness!


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#14 Jun 27 2006 at 9:37 AM Rating: Default
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Smashed,

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Why your clever retort continues the legend of your rapier like wit.


fortis est veritas

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#15 Jun 27 2006 at 9:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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Smash is no one to mess with when he's had his wine! He'll sit there and bad mouth your dead relatives! And pour wine on your dog! Nexa is my witness!
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#16 Jun 27 2006 at 10:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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Sheriff's investigators confiscated the drugs, and Limbaugh was released around 5:30 p.m. without being charged.
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The sheriff's office plans to file a report with the state attorney's office. Miller said it could be a second-degree misdemeanor violation.

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I wish people wouldn't use the quote feature (or whatever Smash's version thereof is) when responding to Virus. I could have gone happily through this thread not knowing he had once again shat his typical verbal ***** if not for having seen him quoted.

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achileez wrote:
Shouldn't we be talking about how another Kennedy got drunk and placed every other person on the road in danger?
Rush Limbaugh walking around in public with a 4 hour erection sounds dangerous enough to me.


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#19 Jun 27 2006 at 5:43 PM Rating: Good
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fortis est veritas


Quando podeces te regi eorum fecarunt?
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fortis est veritas


Quando podeces te regi eorum fecarunt?


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Ev´ry day seems a lifetime
Let me show you the way
To a joy beyond compare

I can´t wait a moment more
Tell me quando, quando, quando
Say it´s me that you adore
And then, darlin´, tell me when

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