Transvestite Kleptomaniacs on the loose in New Orleans.
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I don't know which I like more, the fact that the NOPD's spokeswoman was named Bambi Hall (any relation to Fawn?), or this:
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In the ensuing weeks, the gang of transvestites continued their reign of terror. Sometimes they come dressed as men, though Bonga said it is obvious who they are based on their delicately plucked eyebrows
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Do you mean to imply that NOLA wasn't infested with transvestite kleptomaniacs prior to Katrina? 
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Good point - but the fact that they're all that's left has changed the landscape, so to speak.
As Celcio pointed out to me, though, "If you name your store 'Trashy Diva', you can't really be shocked when trashy divas rampage through."
As Celcio pointed out to me, though, "If you name your store 'Trashy Diva', you can't really be shocked when trashy divas rampage through."
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Jophiel wrote:
Do you mean to imply that NOLA wasn't infested with transvestite kleptomaniacs prior to Katrina?
I certainly don't; but Robin Lewis, previous co-owner of Trashy Diva (honestly, isn't this the clientele she wanted?) stated that prior to Katrina, "These sorts used be on government assistence, or locked in a zoo, somewhere."
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They’re kind of confused because they think they’re women so they don’t mind hitting women, but they’re dudes. If you get hit by one it’s like getting hit by a dude. ...
lol...
Well i'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walks like a woman and talks like a man
Oh, my NOLA
NO-NO-NO-NOLA
Why she walks like a woman and talks like a man
Oh, my NOLA
NO-NO-NO-NOLA
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Samira wrote:
Good point - but the fact that they're all that's left has changed the landscape, so to speak.
I have Why, Why, Why, Delilah stuck in my head now.
Argh!
Argh!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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The transvestites first appeared in March when they raided Magazine Street like a marauding army of kleptomaniacal showgirls, said Davis, using clockwork precision and brute force to satisfy high-end boutique needs.
It's got Brit-satire movie of the week written all over it.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I just got a mental movie montage of To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Love Julie Newmar and 3000 Miles from Graceland.
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
I just got a mental movie montage of To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Love Julie Newmar and 3000 Miles from Graceland.
No! England is invading! It's Eddie Izzard and the First Battalion Transvestite Brigade!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
But, do they have a flag?
Caio!
Caio!
Kaelesh the Puissant wrote:
But, do they have a flag?
And the pole as well, apparently.
The flag is a silver boa, rampant, on a field of azure.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
All I can picture are the story writers crying because they're laughing so hard as they type this story up.
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“The city’s not functioning the way it was and I’m sure a lot of them were getting some kind of government aid, which they probably aren’t getting any more so they’re incredibly desperate,†Ogle said.
This is racist! What is the basis for assuming that skinny, flamboyant, cracked-out transvestites were receiving welfare?
....Yeah, okay, just checking.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Holly came from Miami, F-L-A
Hitchhiked her way across the U-S-A
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She says hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
Said hey honey, take a walk on the wild side
Hitchhiked her way across the U-S-A
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She says hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
Said hey honey, take a walk on the wild side
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