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#27 Jun 26 2006 at 4:27 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
You have to realize though that we're all wussy nerds here. Sooner or later Varrus will be along to tell us all how a real man like him lays down fifteen cocktail waitresses a night after impressing them with his cherrywood clocks and Renoir shirts.

Alas, Joph, it would seem you forgot how alluring his stint in the NBA is.
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#28 Jun 26 2006 at 4:28 PM Rating: Good
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achileez wrote:
You guys/gals might have more stories to tell if you weren't so obsessed with wasting your life on this forum. You could get in shape and actually become appealing to the opposite sex; WOW! what a concept.

Oh, there are stories to tell. I'm just not in the mood right now to engage in specifics.
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
#29 Jun 26 2006 at 4:29 PM Rating: Good
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But instead of the one night stand thing, I'd prefer the friends with benefits thing. Didn't feel the guilt for using him as a straight booty call. And afterwards, it was cool to just to hang out with him. As for a straight one-night stand, if they didn't mean anything, was I suppose to remember them? Smiley: laugh
#30 Jun 26 2006 at 4:29 PM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
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I always thought it would be kinda cool, but I don't think I could actually feel nothing about it.
Won't know until you try...


I hope he replies Smiley: inlove
#31 Jun 26 2006 at 4:31 PM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
Princess Tare wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Princess Tare wrote:
I always thought it would be kinda cool, but I don't think I could actually feel nothing about it.
Won't know until you try...


Smiley: lol



Seriously. There's meaningless, and then there's utterly pointless.


Smiley: laughSmiley: laughSmiley: laughSmiley: laughSmiley: laugh My sides hurt so bad.
#32 Jun 26 2006 at 4:33 PM Rating: Decent
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Professor CrescentFresh wrote:
No meaningless sex for me. I've only ever had sex with 1 person and I'm married to her.
Just curious here: How old are you?
28. Now I'm wondering why you are wondering...
#33 Jun 26 2006 at 4:38 PM Rating: Good
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I've had the offers, before I was happily taken, but Ive never had a one night stand. While sex is grand, I cant see it being worthwhile if there isnt some sort of connection, more than just physical attraction
#34REDACTED, Posted: Jun 26 2006 at 4:38 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Crusty,
#35 Jun 26 2006 at 4:38 PM Rating: Decent
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#36 Jun 26 2006 at 4:39 PM Rating: Good
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Professor CrescentFresh wrote:
28. Now I'm wondering why you are wondering...
Oh, the obvious. It's kind of an older-generation mentality, or you could just be sexually conservative, and I was curious.
#37 Jun 26 2006 at 4:42 PM Rating: Decent
achileez wrote:
Being an ex college/pro basketball player as well as being raised within walking distance of padre island (corpus) I approach sex with a casual attitude; live for the moment.

Finally figured out who you are:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilt_Chamberlain wrote:
Chamberlain wrote four books, including his second autobiography, A View from Above (1991), in which he controversially claimed to have had sex with almost 20,000 women — this would have meant, on average, having had sex with more than one new woman every day of his life since the age of 15. Because of that, many people doubt his specific number, though few question the fact of wild sexual behavior.
#38 Jun 26 2006 at 4:45 PM Rating: Decent
achileez wrote:
I don't know whether to admire or pity you. I guess it all depends on what your "wife" looks like.
I admire me. She is hawt. Smiley: inlove
#39 Jun 26 2006 at 4:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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Have I had a one night stand? yes. Would I again? most certainly not. I forgive myself for being young and stupid though.

The one night stands I had were emotionally and mentally unhealthy encounters because anything was better than being alone. I had been with one guy for five years and didn't know what to do with myself as far as men were concerned after our relationship ended. Now, I'd rather be alone! Smiley: grin

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#40 Jun 26 2006 at 4:55 PM Rating: Decent
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Oh, the obvious. It's kind of an older-generation mentality, or you could just be sexually conservative, and I was curious.
Put me in the 'sexually conservative' category, I suppose. It isn't really all that uncommon in this area. I wouldn't say it is a majority or anything but I really don't think it is that rare. Of course, I'm not privy to details about everyone else's sex lives so I don't know for sure.

On a related note, it is odd when I talk to someone from more urban areas they usually think I'm too young to be married but around here my single friends think they are too old to be single. Just last night a friend (he is 27) was telling me about a bad date and saying how lucky I am to be married. I don't envy the single people at all. There is really nothing going on except college and church and I think it would be very hard to meet people.
#41 Jun 26 2006 at 5:11 PM Rating: Decent
I guess this means I'm not a pimp, huh?
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#43 Jun 26 2006 at 5:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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achileez wrote:
Being an ex college/pro basketball player as well as being raised within walking distance of padre island (corpus) I approach sex with a casual attitude; live for the moment.
You wouldn't be so cute if you weren't so predictable Smiley: laugh
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#44 Jun 26 2006 at 6:19 PM Rating: Good
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But instead of the one night stand thing, I'd prefer the friends with benefits thing.
Ditto. Past tense, of course. What? I needed a little hands-on practice when I made the switch! Not suprisingly, it's not terribly difficult for a woman to find a no strings attached playmate. I have no guilt about it. Then again, I had to do a whole lot of soul searching about the significance and ramifications of sex as an older teen/young adult and was over 30 when I did this.

The trick is having the right attitude going into these things. For instance: Choosing someone one has a big crush on as a playmate & telling onesself they "can handle it" if the playmate doesn't respond in kind, one is not being honest with onesself. If one believes sex = emotional attachment, casual sex just wouldn't be the best choice. On the other hand, long stretches of celibacy are not always the most healthy lifestyle for everyone either.
#45 Jun 26 2006 at 6:52 PM Rating: Decent
achileez wrote:
Crescent,

So you settled?
You couldn't draw a conclusion if it was connect the dots.
#46 Jun 26 2006 at 7:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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Being a 900 foot tall bulletproof robot pimp, I really can't answer without giving away the secrets of the Paternal Loquatious Assosiaton of Yak Eating Rascals. When we say Yak we of course mean..
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#47 Jun 26 2006 at 7:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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I was raised also with the thought that sex was something sacred; mostly bred by religeon. With that in mind, I had every intention of staying celebist until the day I was married. I had girl friends, and the moment would get intense, but I usually refused to go to the next step. ((Was dumped once because of this; ain't that a gender bender?))

It wasn't until I fell in love-love. I felt really strongly about this girl and I honestly thought I was going to be with her indefinitly. With that in mind, I thought it was OK to just not stop if something gets started. Mind you, I lost my virginity at the age of 20.

After her and I broke up, I no longer viewed sex as something sacred. Needless to say, I was scornful. I've had my one night stand and even have the infamous booty partner (whom I'm still friends with.) With the one night stand, I'll have to say it was mutual. I wasn't about to lie to the girl just to get into her pants, I'm an "honest pimp." ((Could you even call me that? Smiley: laugh))

From what I've notice, sex seems to sometimes get boring when I'm not emotionally attached to the girl in question (while a girl can get bored and hide it, a guy tends to get a little embarressed and panic some so that the girl doesn't feel she's doing something wrong). The booty call was something that was easier for me to relate to, as I viewed it as "we're good friends, we're both single, it's just doing each other a favor until one of us finds a SO."

I guess I'm a ****? As far as I'm concerened, I'm taking a break from commitment. Eventually, I'll find another girl that'll wow me, maybe. Until then, I could always say "I'm young and male!" Scapegoats are great. Smiley: grin
#48 Jun 26 2006 at 7:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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Sir Exodus, Eater of Cheese wrote:
Eventually, I'll find another girl that'll wow me, maybe. Until then, I could always say "I'm young and male!" Scapegoats are great. Smiley: grin


Maybe a nice girl will hit on you on the hotel shuttle in Chicago, who knows!?

Nexa
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#49 Jun 26 2006 at 7:53 PM Rating: Decent
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I guess I'm a ****...goats are great. Smiley: grin
Aegis would be proud.
#50 Jun 26 2006 at 7:59 PM Rating: Good
I really didn't have that many pimples as a teen. I got lucky.

Flea, you should work on your spelling, people might think you mean something totally different.
#51 Jun 26 2006 at 8:28 PM Rating: Good
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I always turned down the offers, not out of some sense of sex being somethign sacred to be enshrined in a loving relationship but rather because all the offers I got were from girls that I knew I would regret in the morning.
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