Forum Settings
       
Reply To Thread

British Military justice for bad behavior.Follow

#1 Jun 25 2006 at 7:59 AM Rating: Decent
***
2,453 posts
The Brits can be rough. This poor Lance Corporal was reduced in rank just for stepping out of line during some ceremony for the queen.

Link

Quote:
British Army Demotes Mascot Goat, Billy
Sat Jun 24, 9:36 PM

LONDON - A British army regiment's ceremonial pet goat was demoted in disgrace after it marched out of line before a host of dignitaries during a parade to mark Queen Elizabeth II's birthday, a military spokesman said Saturday.

The military mascot, a 6-year-old male goat called Billy, was downgraded from the rank of lance corporal to fusilier - the same status as a private - after army chiefs ruled his poor display had ruined the ceremony earlier this month at a British army base in Episkopi, western Cyprus.

Lance Cpl. Dai Davies, 22, the goat's handler, was unable to keep control during the June 16 march. The mascot darted from side to side, throwing soldiers off their stride, Capt. Crispian Coates, a spokesman, said by telephone from the base in Cyprus.

"The goat, which has been the regiment's mascot since 2001, was supposed to be leading the march, but would not stay in line," Coates said. "After consideration, the commanding officer decided he had no option but to demote Billy."

Ambassadors from Spain, Sweden and the Netherlands were among those who attended the march along with U.N. dignitaries.

Since the goat's demotion, soldiers of a lower rank are no longer expected to salute Billy as a sign of respect, Coates said.

Capt. William Rose, a soldier present at the parade, said the goat "was trying to head-butt the waist and nether regions of the drummers."

The 1st Battalion, The Royal Welsh, has had a long tradition of traveling with a pet goat used in ceremonies. The Welsh regiment was presented with a goat from the royal herd in 1746, and Billy is a descendant from the same bloodline, Britain's Ministry of Defense said.

A total of 11 ceremonial pets - including a ferret, an Indian black buck and a ram - are kept by the British army, but regiments do not take the mascots to combat zones. British legislators were told last month that keeping the pets costs the equivalent of $55,000 a year.


#2 Jun 25 2006 at 9:28 AM Rating: Decent
ITs a fucking GOAT!!!!!
#3 Jun 25 2006 at 11:04 AM Rating: Good
Scholar
****
5,677 posts
We Americans prefer to keep A-rabs on a leash. They're more fun to point and laugh at.


Smiley: goat
#4 Jun 25 2006 at 11:56 AM Rating: Decent
Saluting a goat is great for morale.
#5 Jun 25 2006 at 1:24 PM Rating: Excellent
Avatar
******
29,919 posts
Who the **** spends $5,000 on a ferrit in one year?
____________________________
Arch Duke Kaolian Drachensborn, lvl 95 Ranger, Unrest Server
Tech support forum | FAQ (Support) | Mobile Zam: http://m.zam.com (Premium only)
Forum Rules
#6 Jun 25 2006 at 1:29 PM Rating: Good
YAY! Canaduhian
*****
10,293 posts
So, do we call this "baaaad behaviour" then?

Hah!
____________________________
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
#7 Jun 25 2006 at 1:45 PM Rating: Excellent
Mistress of Gardening
Avatar
*****
14,661 posts
Your future as a comedian looks bleat Tare.
____________________________
Yum-Yum Bento Box | Pikko Pots | Adventures in Bentomaking

Twitter


[ffxivsig]277809[/ffxivsig]
#8 Jun 25 2006 at 1:49 PM Rating: Good
YAY! Canaduhian
*****
10,293 posts
Pikko Pots wrote:
Your future as a comedian looks bleat Tare.


Oh, goat to hell! Smiley: lol

____________________________
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
#9 Jun 25 2006 at 1:54 PM Rating: Excellent
Mistress of Gardening
Avatar
*****
14,661 posts
You're such a billy.
____________________________
Yum-Yum Bento Box | Pikko Pots | Adventures in Bentomaking

Twitter


[ffxivsig]277809[/ffxivsig]
#10 Jun 25 2006 at 1:59 PM Rating: Decent
***
1,254 posts
No need to be so gruff.
#11 Jun 25 2006 at 2:04 PM Rating: Excellent
Mistress of Gardening
Avatar
*****
14,661 posts
I was only kidding.

Ok I'm all out of goat jokes.

Edited, Jun 25th 2006 at 3:09pm EDT by Pikko
____________________________
Yum-Yum Bento Box | Pikko Pots | Adventures in Bentomaking

Twitter


[ffxivsig]277809[/ffxivsig]
#12 Jun 25 2006 at 2:09 PM Rating: Decent
***
1,254 posts
I've herd enough.
#13 Jun 25 2006 at 2:18 PM Rating: Decent
Prodigal Son
******
20,643 posts
If they want the parade to go off so well, don't use fu[/black]cking livestock, for fu[black]ck's sake. Especially not at the head of the procession.
____________________________
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
#14 Jun 25 2006 at 2:19 PM Rating: Decent
***
1,463 posts
You're the butt of this joke!
#15 Jun 25 2006 at 8:11 PM Rating: Decent
US military isn't much different. Currently, the US Navy is booting people for being out of weight standards. Or how about the new policy being discussed about for first time offenders on drunk-driving being administratively seperated under unhonorable conditions. I assure you any servicemen attending a Presidential Ceremony stepped out of line, would get their tits hammered. If they can prove dereliction, or conspiracy of said act, Court Martial you go. Might as well add Conduct Unbecoming to that list as well.

To civilians Military Law or (UCMJ) might seem strange, unusual, or just plain unfair. However, it needs to be as such as a service member of any military is by default(both by the military, and the society that the service member serves) held to higher expectations than their civilian peers.

Even though it might seem different it isn't all that particularly hard to comply with. After a while it just becomes second nature, then common sense.


Basically if you act like a jacka[Aqua][/Aqua]ss be prepaired to be dealt with accordingly.

Edited, Jun 25th 2006 at 9:12pm EDT by Rimesume
#16 Jun 25 2006 at 9:44 PM Rating: Decent
***
1,437 posts
They're talking about a f[aqua][/aqua]ucking goat
#17 Jun 25 2006 at 10:05 PM Rating: Excellent
Code Monkey
Avatar
****
7,476 posts
Poor Aegis, all demoted and stuff
____________________________
Do what now?
#18 Jun 25 2006 at 11:00 PM Rating: Good

Quote:
Currently, the US Navy is booting people for being out of weight standards.


This is something the army has done for a long time now. I know the navy just sits around on ships and all, but surely they had some sort of standard.

Also, unless you are exaggerating somewhat, it is interesting that a non-army or non-marine branch of the military is still "booting" people as usual. I would say around 2 years ago it became obvious in the army that you basically had to murder someone to get the boot.

Or stick electrodes on some Iraqi co[black][/black]ck and be dumb enough to take pictures. That works too.


#19 Jun 26 2006 at 12:30 AM Rating: Decent
If I had to salute a gawddamn goat Id quit that regiment.
#20 Jun 26 2006 at 12:15 PM Rating: Decent
Quote:
If I had to salute a gawddamn goat Id quit that regiment.


That's called desertion, son! You can't just up and quit. Now salute the goat!
#21 Jun 26 2006 at 12:23 PM Rating: Excellent
Liberal Conspiracy
*******
TILT
Rimesume wrote:
US military isn't much different. Currently, the US Navy is booting people for being out of weight standards.
And this compares to demoting a goat, how??

More worrisome is that, at one time, someone promoted a goat...
____________________________
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Reply To Thread

Colors Smileys Quote OriginalQuote Checked Help

 

Recent Visitors: 426 All times are in CST
Anonymous Guests (426)