Behold! My child has created her first painting!
I expect ooohs and ahhhs!
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
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oooh!
looks just as good as the stuff you find in modern art museums
Do what now?
Soooo, peas and carrots right?
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Where they've got all hell for a basement"
First, it's a non-descript mash of color. Next, it's hiding secret messages in paintings that hint at the secret sex life of Jesus and the scandal within the Catholic church.
Stop the madness now before Dan Brown strikes again!
Stop the madness now before Dan Brown strikes again!
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Ooooohhhh Aaaahhhhh!
Maybe it's a painting of a wombat?
Maybe it's a painting of a wombat?
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Ahhhh Ooooooh!! No wait, that's not it -
Ooooooooooh!! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!
Well done!
Ooooooooooh!! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!
Well done!
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how long did it take to clean up the mess she left behind?
Very cute
Very cute
DSD wrote:
how long did it take to clean up the mess she left behind?
A while I'd imagine, but it was at daycare, so hahahahahahahahaha!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
sweet! Pretty pic and no mess. Cant beat that!
Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
looks just as good as the stuff you find in modern art museums
In the last modern art museum I was in, I saw that one exhibit was off packing peanuts being blown into a corner by some fans, with another exhibit being of various colors of gum being lined up on a wall.
I'd saw the child's art was immensely better than what you may find in a modern art museum, given you can at least try to interpret the drawing as looking like something that isn't actually something of which it is composed of. (flowers sprouting from cows?)
ohhhhhh, ahhhhhh and on the fridge ftw !!
Awww! I have all Mia's art saved too. It's fantastic!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
You can have my "Oooohs" but nobody's having my Aahs! 
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It looks like she ate an entire Play-Doh set then puked it back up. 
Which is pretty much going to be the extent of things till about six, when it's all sunflowers and stick figures till they develop more talent.
If you don't have half a dozen refrigerators or freezers, you'll need one huge folding file to keep them all in!
Which is pretty much going to be the extent of things till about six, when it's all sunflowers and stick figures till they develop more talent.
If you don't have half a dozen refrigerators or freezers, you'll need one huge folding file to keep them all in!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
It's an existential statement on the inherent emptiness in the cult of My Little Pony. You can see where the artist used her own explosive diarrhea in a breathtakingly bold manifesto.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Nobby wrote:
You can have my "Oooohs" but nobody's having my Aahs!
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Nobby wrote:
You can have my "Oooohs" but nobody's having my Aahs!
He does
Samira wrote:
It's an existential statement on the inherent emptiness in the cult of My Little Pony. You can see where the artist used her own explosive diarrhea in a breathtakingly bold manifesto.
Awwwwwww, its a ... thing :)
ArmaniofIfrit wrote:
Awwwwwww, its a ... thing :)
I've been assured by my favorite art critic that it is, in fact, a turtle! I don't know how I didn't see it before!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Oooh! Ahhh!
Reminds me of what I had to do today:
Scrub blue drawings off of my sparkling white cabinet doors.
I was pretty unhappy when I picked up the pen to read "Water proof, Permapaque pen". When I asked her why she did it she simply said, "Because."
Reminds me of what I had to do today:
Scrub blue drawings off of my sparkling white cabinet doors.
I was pretty unhappy when I picked up the pen to read "Water proof, Permapaque pen". When I asked her why she did it she simply said, "Because."
Pikko Pots wrote:
Oooh! Ahhh!
Reminds me of what I had to do today:
Scrub blue drawings off of my sparkling white cabinet doors.
I was pretty unhappy when I picked up the pen to read "Water proof, Permapaque pen". When I asked her why she did it she simply said, "Because."
Reminds me of what I had to do today:
Scrub blue drawings off of my sparkling white cabinet doors.
I was pretty unhappy when I picked up the pen to read "Water proof, Permapaque pen". When I asked her why she did it she simply said, "Because."
Mr Clean magic eraser FTW! It also takes squash off ceilings!
edit: like I can spell in the morning.
Nexa
Edited, Jun 25th 2006 at 7:21am EDT by Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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