I'm stuck in traffic, flipping through stations 'cause I can't stand listening to some jerkface with a Superfans accent talk about how throwing retaliatory bean balls is "old school baseball"...
...And I come across the local Republican talk radio station.
I sh[Aliceblue][/Aliceblue]it you not, the first words out of his mouth are:
A) Liberals insist on calling Abu Ghraib torture instead of abuse
B) Victims of "real" torture must be offended at the Liberal definition of torture
C) Analogy that victims of "real" rape must be offended at the Liberal definition of rape
D) The Liberal definition of rape is "Any sex that the woman regrets having"
I know Joph has pointed this out before, but it was just shocking to hear it so nearly verbatim to what a certain poster writes here, and within my first 30 seconds of listening.
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The Liberal definition of sex with Joph is "Any sex that the woman regrets having"
FTFY
/waves at Joph
Ghidorah loves you!
edited because I hit submit too fast...
Edited, Jun 22nd 2006 at 3:53pm EDT by KriegsmaschineVondentoten
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And later on gbaji FM, the Gay WMD planted in Iraq by the UN - we have all the facts from our Near East correspondent Varrusword.
And the true story of a brave Marine who bravely fought off an attack by a swimming pool full of insurgent kindergarten children, and how his clever call of an airstrike saved his buddies.
Stay tuned!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
While running errands over lunch today, I flipped on the car radio to 890 AM and listened to Rush for a few. He was going on about some report that Rick Santorum was claiming as definitive proof that we had discovered WMDs in Iraq. Rush's stance, rather bizarrely, was that Bush knew that there were WMDs and that Russia, France and China had smuggled them out of Iraq. However, Bush wouldn't go on record with evidence of these weapons because he was afraid to embarass our Russian and Chinese allies. 
I sh[Aqua][/Aqua]it you not. Oh, Rush also said that liberals refused to listen to the voice of the international intelligence community which, per Rush, was telling us that Iraq was full of WMDs.
Back at my desk, I was curious about this report that Santorum was hawking and looked it up. It's a report referencing the same defunct shells reported in 2004. The same shells that both the Administration and the CIA downplayed then and continue to downplay now. No doubt out of reverance for our Sino-Russo-Franco allies.
I sh[Aqua][/Aqua]it you not. Oh, Rush also said that liberals refused to listen to the voice of the international intelligence community which, per Rush, was telling us that Iraq was full of WMDs.
Back at my desk, I was curious about this report that Santorum was hawking and looked it up. It's a report referencing the same defunct shells reported in 2004. The same shells that both the Administration and the CIA downplayed then and continue to downplay now. No doubt out of reverance for our Sino-Russo-Franco allies.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Franco's dead, silly
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
People don't even "accidentally" listen to Air America....
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Jawbox wrote:
People don't even "accidentally" listen to Air America....
The only person who listens to Air America is Gbaji so he can tell us what horrors liberal policy-makers like Janeane Garofalo are planning to spring upon an innocent nation.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
liberal policy-makers like Janeane Garofalo are planning to spring upon an innocent nation.
Jophiel wrote:
liberal policy-makers like Janeane Garofalo
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