Idea for brand new religion!Follow

(original post on wrong forum)
Church of Database (working title)

The idea is that every single person's "spirit" is a database filled with information. Each person is a like a user, like a computer that uses the information available in that database, the way you talk, your food preferences, how you like soy latte over regular coffee, etc. When you are awake you're in a narrowband mode and when you're asleep, you're in broadband, that's why you can dream of really crazy stuff... it's you analyzing info from the server.

You continuously store information in your user profile and when you die that info gets uploaded to the database. So you don't want to upload hazardous info because when you go and create a new user (reincarnate) it my have more flaws and bugs.

The Programmer (God if you may) owns all of the database servers, and he only wants good information flowing through his network. So if any of his databases are receiving bad info, said database will get a faulty connection or maybe power-failure (hell). If the situation is the opposite like for example you only uploaded good and quality info, you get a wider bandwidth and upgrades.

The Church would have cleansing centers, with awesomely cool steel and glass architecture and big plasma screens. People would go to these centers to do some activities which will act like antivirus and spy-ware detector software. All this for a small fee.
For admission to the church you would have to go through a scan and a defragmentation test, to see what good and bad info or bad allocations you have, also for a small fee. Then we would teach you how to insert filter applications to your user and so on.

As for the miscellaneous such as hierarchy figures and church laws and teachings, we would appoint someone to be the Firewall Manager and we would make some sensible "what not to do's" and put in some crazy ones like no internet during Bill Gate's birthday.

What do you think?

/nods at FleaJo2

Zactly. But get yourself your own Tom Cruise, say, like George Clooney and you're golden. Just don't let him start jumping all over the couch with Ocra.

Totem

But at least mine is more believable...

If you think up anything... The Simpsons already did it