I figured since all you saps had been complaining about your jobs I'd gloat a little. One of my co-workers (who is a good buddy of mine) just got a new job. It's a nice step up for him and it includes more pay. As a result, the boss promoted me to System Admin which is also a nice bump up in pay. It's going to be a rough few months as I'm still taking classes for Microsoft certifications, and I have to get spun up on all his old responsibilities. We've got a pretty small department, so needless to say when one person leaves it has a pretty large effect on everyone's workload. I'll still be doing some of my old duties until we get a replacement hired.
As a result I will probably have less time to puruse the forums, at least for a few months. I know you all will be immensely dissappointed.