A LAKE FULL OF VODKA
A LAKE has been transformed from freshwater to 30 per cent vodka after a leak from a nearby distillery.
Farmers and workers from Wielkopolska. in in Poland rushed to fill their boots with the brew - three times the strength of wine. A 71-year-old woman, who lives near Lake Bracholinskie, said: "If God doesn't help, everyone will be a drunkard with only a hole where the lake was."
This made me chuckle
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a vodka lake...sounds like heaven...
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Anyone else hear the sound of Nadenu packing her bathing cossy and googling flights to Poland?
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DSD wrote:
Poland rushed to fill their boots with the brew
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I think she is already on the plane asking if they serve vodka in flight.
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Do the fish get drunk or just die?
If the poles continue to fill up their boots, the fish will die either way. Speaking of which, I wonder how that affects the flavor. Vodka a la Perch, anyone?
Don't knock it. I hear Smirnov is fighting for the rights against Absolut as we speak.
Edited, Jun 19th 2006 at 10:39am EDT by Elderon
Edited, Jun 19th 2006 at 10:39am EDT by Elderon
DSD wrote:
"If God doesn't help, everyone will be a drunkard with only a hole where the lake was." [/i]
Nadenu is going to be pissed if there is'nt any left when she gets there
Polish people are slow. I've finished the lake. Would have posted sooner, but I was a tad hungover.
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Nadenu wrote:
Polish people are slow. I've finished the lake. Would have posted sooner, but I was a tad hungover.
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nadenu wrote:
Polish people are slow. I've finished the lake. Would have posted sooner, but I was a tad hungover.
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Nadenu wrote:
Polish people are slow. I've finished the lake. Would have posted sooner, but I was a tad hungover.
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