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#1 Jun 17 2006 at 4:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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Today's reading is taken from Teh b00k of Teh A55ylum, Chapter 4, verses 14 to 19
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Yea and it did come to pass that strangers from afar did venture forth e'en unto the very heart of teh A55ylum. And they were callèd unto themselves "Mooglefu[/Aqua]ckers".

E'en as they did stand upon the hallowèd ground that is "Forum=4" (GFY) they did mutter and giggle as like unto small girls and they did swap Pokèmon cards and exchange ideas about the mystery that is The Swear Filter *******

And among their number was one who was callèd Sassythief that is called "Sassythief". And he did ******* into the corners and crannies of Teh A55ylum, and his posts causèd offence unto "We". Thus cried he out unto the Admins for fear of his Karma. yet e'en the Admins did look upon his posts and did ask unto themselves "Who is this cu[Aqua]nt?". And they did rate his *** unto butthurtdom.

Yet did the Mooglefu[/Aqua]ckers whine and rant and continue to ******* their teen-juice across teh forum. And they did post twee references to sh[Aqua]it that nobody careth unto.

And "We" did gaze upon this and they did say unto themeslves "Mehh"

And it was good


Here endeth teh le550n.

Praise be to Allah

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#2 Jun 17 2006 at 4:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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Praise be to Allah!

Provider of the Great Forum=4!

GFY
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#3 Jun 17 2006 at 4:58 PM Rating: Excellent
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Mehh.

Yay!
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#4REDACTED, Posted: Jun 17 2006 at 5:02 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Yea, yaa.
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#5 Jun 17 2006 at 5:03 PM Rating: Good
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TheBlix wrote:
Yea, yaa.


Read: I don't get it.

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#6REDACTED, Posted: Jun 17 2006 at 5:06 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Not a word.
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#7 Jun 17 2006 at 5:07 PM Rating: Default
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Haha.


Praise be to Buddha as well?










Be it to Buddha
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#8 Jun 17 2006 at 5:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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If only I were a virgin that I could offer myself properly.

Nexa

Edited, Jun 17th 2006 at 5:15pm EDT by Nexa
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#9 Jun 17 2006 at 5:59 PM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
If only I were a virgin that I could offer myself properly.

Nexa
That's hawt.
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#10 Jun 17 2006 at 6:20 PM Rating: Default
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Smiley: bowdown That was beautiful and true to life!
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#11 Jun 17 2006 at 6:57 PM Rating: Decent
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Nexa wrote:
If only I were a virgin that I could offer myself properly. Nexa

Still works for me Smiley: inlove
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#12 Jun 17 2006 at 7:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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Hey I am a British virgin, can I apply?
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#13REDACTED, Posted: Jun 17 2006 at 7:46 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) No. You forget the commutitive property of USA ~ Britian.
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#14 Jun 17 2006 at 7:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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TheBlix wrote:
No. You forget the commutitive property of USA ~ Britian.
And next week on "Let's Not Make Any Fuc[Aqua][/Aqua]king Sense", I'll be embroidering baby lizards
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#15REDACTED, Posted: Jun 17 2006 at 7:55 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Right, because Nobby is the one to call someone out for not making any fu[red][/red]cking sense. Smiley: laugh
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#16 Jun 17 2006 at 7:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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#17REDACTED, Posted: Jun 17 2006 at 7:58 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Purple People Eater's don't need to make sense STOP
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#18 Jun 17 2006 at 10:58 PM Rating: Excellent
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Praise be to IGE (Allah sold out, remember?).

GFY.
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#19 Jun 17 2006 at 11:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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Demea wrote:
Praise be to IGE (Allah sold out, remember?).

GFY.


Heretic! Pervert! Reformist!

I suppose you want to rewrite "Teh b00k of Teh A55ylum" to fit your views now don't you?
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#20 Jun 17 2006 at 11:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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Burn him at the stake!!!
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#21 Jun 18 2006 at 3:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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Demea wrote:
Praise be to IGE (Allah sold out, remember?).

GFY.


Heretic! Pervert! Reformist!

I suppose you want to rewrite "Teh b00k of Teh A55ylum" to fit your views now don't you?

Nah. Maybe make "Teh b00k of A55ylum" into the "Old Book," and write a "New Book" with a richer Allah.



Take that, Christianity!
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#22 Jun 18 2006 at 7:30 AM Rating: Good
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I lol'ed
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#23 Jun 18 2006 at 10:09 PM Rating: Good
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Teh Gospel of Nobby tells of righteous pwnage. I thought the Dead We Scrolls were but a myth.

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#24 Jun 18 2006 at 10:45 PM Rating: Decent
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From the Teh B00k of A55ylum: Chapter Gitslayer 5:12

Do not incur the wrath of the Lord Almighty Bob, for the Lord your Bob, is an Almighty Bob, and she is not pleased.


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#25 Jun 18 2006 at 11:21 PM Rating: Good
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Praise be to Allah the compassionate, the merciful.

Bi-la kaifa!
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#26 Jun 18 2006 at 11:21 PM Rating: Good
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RACK it. All hail the Asylum historian emeritus and prophet, Nobster.

[i](4)Unto which the multitude sang songs, danced dances by the Ashorah pole, and sacrificed their young. And lo, a young male from the house of Nob was brought forth and he was called Dracoid. Upon the altar of Alla was he placed and smote mightily, yea, even unto death. (5)And there was no weeping or gnashing of teeth, nor was there rending of sackcloth, for the way had been shown. All defilers of the sacred place that is the A55ylum shall be cast down and stoned, yea, even unto death. (6)Verily, verily I say unto thee, RACK those who raise up the name of Alla and f3ar his name, for his administrators surround the forums and wield great strength against those whose faces are covered in shame. (7)And the greatest of these is Kaolian, whose swift and terrible justice reaches into the farthest reaches of the FFXIer's hearts...

Book of A55ylum, Chap. #12, verses 4-7, TIV*

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*Totem International Version
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