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1,000 animal corpses to be exhumed from Pet Cemetary
*Edit: Serious, I adore my cat. But the idea of paying for a cemetary plot, much less a grave marker, for her is absurd. When she dies, we'll probably just have the vet cremate her or bury her in the back yard. These whiny people moaning about disturbing their pets graves and bringing up old grief are probably the same yahoos that want to divert emergency resources from evacuating humans to evacuating pets.
Edited, Jun 17th 2006 at 2:32pm EDT by Ambrya
I bet all the local Korean restaurants drop their prices soon
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
We have our three cats stuffed an mounted on our wall... ^.-
But yea. If it dies, well, bury it or throw out the truck while doing 50mph.
But yea. If it dies, well, bury it or throw out the truck while doing 50mph.
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Some 1,000 animals buried here have to be dug up and moved because they were buried on leased property
That being said, who would be stupid enough to have any type of loved one buried in property NOT OWNED by the cemetary?
I dunno, Yan. That's probably not a question I'd think to ask.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Then I'd say you could be one of those people one day!
Put this on the "ask the funeral director" list for when the sad day comes that someone you love passes, be they hamster or human.
Put this on the "ask the funeral director" list for when the sad day comes that someone you love passes, be they hamster or human.
She is sitting on someone elses grave stone, isnt that kinda disrespectful?
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Then I'd say you could be one of those people one day!
Put this on the "ask the funeral director" list for when the sad day comes that someone you love passes, be they hamster or human.
Put this on the "ask the funeral director" list for when the sad day comes that someone you love passes, be they hamster or human.
I'll add it to the list.
"Tell me, is the land owned or leased?"
"Owned outright, been in the family for generations."
"No problems, then?"
"Problems, ma'am?"
"No ancient burial ground nearby?"
"Oh, no ma'am."
"Ground water well away from the old dears?"
"Yes ma'am! Checked just last month."
"No reports of any zombie activity?"
"...Zombies?"
"Yes, you know. Undead stalking the earth, peckish for a bite of brains, that sort of thing?"
"Er, not recently, miss, no."
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
What's stopping them, after it's full of human corpses, to decide they want to make it a pet cemetary again and rip all those dead bodies out, once it's full again?
They could make mad bank just flip-flopping that way.
They could make mad bank just flip-flopping that way.
Do what now?
I've always wondered why people invest so much (and it's not just the money I'm talking about) in their pets. I think they're surrogate family. And given the nature of pets, it's easy for us to project certain qualities upon them (or maybe they really have them... but I wonder).
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