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Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
You did. By making a thread about us you've efficiently increased the size of our e-peenies.
WTG cnut.
~Blix
WTG cnut.
~Blix
I really wish we had an ignore poster feature.
Hey Nobby mentioned he was going to do it... blame him. Besides he's in bed asleep and can't defend himself!
Edit: can't type this early.
Edited, Jun 17th 2006 at 2:02am EDT by Darqflame
Edit: can't type this early.
Edited, Jun 17th 2006 at 2:02am EDT by Darqflame
You know, when I was a kid growing up on the farm I saw a lot of things that most people wouldn't have the stomach for. We'd go hunting in the fall, and I'd watch my Pop slit a deer's throat after he shot it and then gut it out. The steaming entrails had a bloody smell, and Bob forbid you actually slit the urinary glands and made the smell that much worse.
We raised sheep on our farm, and sometimes if the sheep got ill they'd have cases of diarreaha. The sh[Aqua][/Aqua]it would run down their hindquarters seeping into the wool, and flies would settle in. After a while, maggots would be infesting their rear and begin eating away at the flesh. We would have to capture them, give them shots of antibiotics and douse the infected area with hydrogen peroxide to kill the maggots and clean the area. Sometimes they would survive, and sometimes they would submit to misery and be near death. Rather than waste the effort of a bullet my Pop would throw the near-dead sheep into the pig pen. The pigs would eat anything. And the next day when we would go back to the pen there would be nothing left but bones and wool.
As mentioned, we also raised pigs. Their crap leaves a peticular smell, which is bad enough. None of the above really bothered me, until this. We had a small pig that develped a cyst on it's rump. As we were giving shots to the rest of the pigs and clipping their teeth, we left this one for last. When it's turn finally came my Pops pulled out his pocket knife, and punctured the cyst. The most vile smelling pus I'd ever had the misfortune to come into contact with came out, and I nearly emptied my breakfast.
The rash of posters who have come here in the last couple days, including Sisseytheif, are not worth the pus that came out of that pig's ***.
We raised sheep on our farm, and sometimes if the sheep got ill they'd have cases of diarreaha. The sh[Aqua][/Aqua]it would run down their hindquarters seeping into the wool, and flies would settle in. After a while, maggots would be infesting their rear and begin eating away at the flesh. We would have to capture them, give them shots of antibiotics and douse the infected area with hydrogen peroxide to kill the maggots and clean the area. Sometimes they would survive, and sometimes they would submit to misery and be near death. Rather than waste the effort of a bullet my Pop would throw the near-dead sheep into the pig pen. The pigs would eat anything. And the next day when we would go back to the pen there would be nothing left but bones and wool.
As mentioned, we also raised pigs. Their crap leaves a peticular smell, which is bad enough. None of the above really bothered me, until this. We had a small pig that develped a cyst on it's rump. As we were giving shots to the rest of the pigs and clipping their teeth, we left this one for last. When it's turn finally came my Pops pulled out his pocket knife, and punctured the cyst. The most vile smelling pus I'd ever had the misfortune to come into contact with came out, and I nearly emptied my breakfast.
The rash of posters who have come here in the last couple days, including Sisseytheif, are not worth the pus that came out of that pig's ***.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
#6REDACTED,
Posted: Jun 17 2006 at 1:03 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) The rash of posters who have come here in the last couple days, including Sisseytheif, are not worth the pus that came out of that pig's ***.
What about chickens? People know about the body flapping around, less commonly known is that the head also keeps doing it's thing, usually the beak opening and closing, looking like the chicken is gasping or trying to cluck-scream whatever. It's really macabre. And rabbits, so cute on the inside, but such evil-smelling innards.
Nothing like farm life to make you become vegetarian. But that's not the point of this thread, I guess.
Nothing like farm life to make you become vegetarian. But that's not the point of this thread, I guess.
The old lady was afraid of chickens. Childhood trauma I guess. Never bothered with rabbits.
Nothing gets by you.
Jindo wrote:
But that's not the point of this thread, I guess.
Nothing gets by you.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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You know, when I was a kid growing up on the farm I saw a lot of things that most people wouldn't have the stomach for. We'd go hunting in the fall, and I'd watch my Pop slit a deer's throat after he shot it and then gut it out. The steaming entrails had a bloody smell, and Bob forbid you actually slit the urinary glands and made the smell that much worse.
We raised sheep on our farm, and sometimes if the sheep got ill they'd have cases of diarreaha. The **** would run down their hindquarters seeping into the wool, and flies would settle in. After a while, maggots would be infesting their rear and begin eating away at the flesh. We would have to capture them, give them shots of antibiotics and douse the infected area with hydrogen peroxide to kill the maggots and clean the area. Sometimes they would survive, and sometimes they would submit to misery and be near death. Rather than waste the effort of a bullet my Pop would throw the near-dead sheep into the pig pen. The pigs would eat anything. And the next day when we would go back to the pen there would be nothing left but bones and wool.
As mentioned, we also raised pigs. Their crap leaves a peticular smell, which is bad enough. None of the above really bothered me, until this. We had a small pig that develped a cyst on it's rump. As we were giving shots to the rest of the pigs and clipping their teeth, we left this one for last. When it's turn finally came my Pops pulled out his pocket knife, and punctured the cyst. The most vile smelling pus I'd ever had the misfortune to come into contact with came out, and I nearly emptied my breakfast.
The rash of posters who have come here in the last couple days, including Sisseytheif, are not worth the pus that came out of that pig's ***.
We raised sheep on our farm, and sometimes if the sheep got ill they'd have cases of diarreaha. The **** would run down their hindquarters seeping into the wool, and flies would settle in. After a while, maggots would be infesting their rear and begin eating away at the flesh. We would have to capture them, give them shots of antibiotics and douse the infected area with hydrogen peroxide to kill the maggots and clean the area. Sometimes they would survive, and sometimes they would submit to misery and be near death. Rather than waste the effort of a bullet my Pop would throw the near-dead sheep into the pig pen. The pigs would eat anything. And the next day when we would go back to the pen there would be nothing left but bones and wool.
As mentioned, we also raised pigs. Their crap leaves a peticular smell, which is bad enough. None of the above really bothered me, until this. We had a small pig that develped a cyst on it's rump. As we were giving shots to the rest of the pigs and clipping their teeth, we left this one for last. When it's turn finally came my Pops pulled out his pocket knife, and punctured the cyst. The most vile smelling pus I'd ever had the misfortune to come into contact with came out, and I nearly emptied my breakfast.
The rash of posters who have come here in the last couple days, including Sisseytheif, are not worth the pus that came out of that pig's ***.
You typed all that, just for a lame cut down?
Do you wish you could take back the 45 minutes it took you to write all that *********
I wish that did get by me, because the real topic of the thread is a bit dull.
#11REDACTED,
Posted: Jun 17 2006 at 1:30 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) So much, for, blood-filled cap- (is it 'a', 'ah', or 'ih') -llariess.
Funny thing is, his pointless story was better reading than anything I have seen posted tonight. Sad really.
GitSlayer wrote:
Funny thing is, his pointless story was better reading than anything I have seen posted tonight. Sad really.
No. It's Happy, really.
~Blix
Edited, Jun 17th 2006 at 1:23am EDT by TheBlix
GitSlayer wrote:
Funny thing is, his pointless story was better reading than anything I have seen posted tonight. Sad really.
/nod
but at least this little uproar has given me something to read in the middle of the night. usually, this whole site is a ghost town by this time.
#15REDACTED,
Posted: Jun 17 2006 at 1:47 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Indeed, if not yet poetry
For the record I've never fucked a moogle before.
But I did fuck a chocobo once.
Just throwing that out there for the sake of clarity.
Edited, Jun 17th 2006 at 3:25am EDT by Usagichan
But I did fuck a chocobo once.
Just throwing that out there for the sake of clarity.
Edited, Jun 17th 2006 at 3:25am EDT by Usagichan
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You did. By making a thread about us you've efficiently increased the size of our e-peenies.
WTG cnut.
WTG cnut.
You know thats Proof's type of reasoning. Is that enough to show you how special needs that approach is or am I actually going to have to hold your hand and explain it to you?
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Not me.
Yet
Yet
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
WTF...forum is seriously broken for me. And now that I see the posts here, that might be a good thing.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
TOTEM! You've got some 'splainin' to dooooooo!
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Princess Tare wrote:
WTF...forum is seriously broken for me. And now that I see the posts here, that might be a good thing.
Should be all fixed now.
No one provoked us, we more or less provoked some of you.
Sassythief the Pest wrote:
No one provoked us, we more or less provoked some of you.
My Gawd that's cute.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Queen bodhisattva wrote:
Sassythief the Pest wrote:
No one provoked us, we more or less provoked some of you.
My Gawd that's cute.
Illusions of grandeur?
From you, if you truly think you 'provoked' anything.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
I meant am I having illusions of grandeur. No one specifically poked us.
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