Umm wow.
Time, who was not injured in the crash, told officers that he also was involved his wife's death, officials said.
Good thing for the police that he admitted to that. I don't think they would have had any evidence otherwise.
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Wow, some people are seriously fu[Aliceblue][/Aliceblue]cked up.
Does that make the wife a head of her Time? Badum bum!
Does that make the wife a head of her Time? Badum bum!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Umm wow.
Time, who was not injured in the crash, told officers that he also was involved his wife's death, officials said.
Good thing for the police that he admitted to that. I don't think they would have had any evidence otherwise.
Time, who was not injured in the crash, told officers that he also was involved his wife's death, officials said.
Good thing for the police that he admitted to that. I don't think they would have had any evidence otherwise.
The headless body back at his home surely wouldn't have tipped them off at all.
Wait, why the fu[aqua][/aqua]ck was he driving around with his wife's dead head?
I think I just barfed a little in my mouth
Princess Tare wrote:
Wow, some people are seriously fu[Aliceblue][/Aliceblue]cked up.
Does that make the wife a head of her Time? Badum bum!
Does that make the wife a head of her Time? Badum bum!
She'll never get ahead in life now.
All this because her husband wanted some head in the truck while driving.
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An autopsy was scheduled next week to determine Theresa Time's cause of death, Canyon County Coroner Vicki DeGeus-Morris said.
He killed her because he found her to be a bit too heady.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
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An autopsy was scheduled next week to determine Theresa Time's cause of death, Canyon County Coroner Vicki DeGeus-Morris said.
Yeah...that coroner sounds like a head case to me.
All these puns are giving me a headache.
If I was an editor and someone handed in such a poorly written article heads would roll!
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
I heard he had to really push her to get a little head. No one had any idea how far he would go... 
Sassythief the Pest wrote:
I heard he had to really push her to get a little head. No one had any idea how far he would go...
You ruined my thread. *******.
ehh ghad. glad he crashed so he can spend time behind bars.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Sassythief the Pest wrote:
I heard he had to really push her to get a little head. No one had any idea how far he would go...
You ruined my thread. *******.
I'm pretty sure it started that way...
Maybe she was a topless model?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Some people get way too obsessed with losing weight.
Was he wearing her head for a hat?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
Was he wearing her head for a hat?
I <3 Conair
Oh wait... was that Judge Dredd?
Edited, Jun 16th 2006 at 12:21pm EDT by Sassythief
Nobby wrote:
Maybe she was a topless model?
Sometimes you've gotta compromise to get ahead.
It rubbed the lotion on it's skin.
Singdall wrote:
ehh ghad. glad he crashed so he can spend time behind bars.
Yes, it appears that is where he is headed.
Sassythief the Pest wrote:
Debalic wrote:
Was he wearing her head for a hat?
I <3 Conair
Oh wait... was that Judge Dredd?
Yes, that was Steve Buscemi in Con Air.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Looks like their relationship had been headed for a disaster for awhile
I'm simply in love with John Malkovich and Nicolas Cage, so I love that movie.
Odd, and he said he married her for her mind.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
It does give new meaning to the term road head.
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