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#77 Jun 16 2006 at 2:01 PM Rating: Good
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We all know hookers don't count.

Now, 10 hookers do though ;)
#78 Jun 16 2006 at 2:03 PM Rating: Default
What!? They don't count... that's bull sh[red][/red]it...
#79 Jun 16 2006 at 2:12 PM Rating: Good
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Not unless you get 10 at the same time ;)
#80 Jun 16 2006 at 2:13 PM Rating: Good
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Cathurian wrote:

For the record, I'm 17 and just graduated high school


Does this mean I can't touch her butt?
#81 Jun 16 2006 at 2:14 PM Rating: Decent
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Cathurian wrote:

For the record, I'm 17 and just graduated high school


Does this mean I can't touch her butt?
Depends what you touch it with Smiley: sly
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#82 Jun 16 2006 at 2:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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Sassythief wrote:
I've been waiting til I was 21 so I can get a STD free hooker.


You should trick a girl into liking you BEFORE you become an amputee.

Edited, Jun 16th 2006 at 3:16pm EDT by Exodus
#83 Jun 16 2006 at 2:17 PM Rating: Decent
Sir Exodus, Eater of Cheese wrote:
Sassythief wrote:
I've been waiting til I was 21 so I can get a STD free hooker.


You should trick a girl into liking you BEFORE you become an amputee.

Edited, Jun 16th 2006 at 3:16pm EDT by Exodus


Don't you see? That's his master plan. Get his leg cut off, and then troll around for sympathy fu[aqua][/aqua]cks.
#84 Jun 16 2006 at 6:01 PM Rating: Good
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One thing is clear, Cathurian needs desperately to get laid. Girl, all that bottled up anger ain't good for the reproductive organs, knowwhatI'msayin'? All that built-up pressure is likely to give you an aneurysm of the Fallopian tubes.

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#85 Jun 16 2006 at 6:13 PM Rating: Default
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Sounds like WOW has a immature player base. Seriously I have never heard of anythin like that in eq1 or eq2. Only thing I ever noticed is sometimes a female charactor would get handed free stuff, but I think that has kinda phased out. Lonely desperate nerds have figured out plenty of female charactors are actually fat hairy guys on the other end.
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#86 Jun 16 2006 at 6:19 PM Rating: Good
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fronglo wrote:
Sounds like WOW has a immature player base. Seriously I have never heard of anythin like that in eq1 or eq2. Only thing I ever noticed is sometimes a female charactor would get handed free stuff, but I think that has kinda phased out. Lonely desperate nerds have figured out plenty of female charactors are actually fat hairy guys on the other end.


You might, just possibly, consider reading the OP before you weigh in with an opinion. Fu[Aqua][/Aqua]ckslap.

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#87 Jun 16 2006 at 6:29 PM Rating: Good
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Ever occur to you she may underaged? Not like you have to be 18 to get a premium account here...

Anyways, I know it is the asylum's motto to treat people who post whines/rants/things like this badly but hey, it IS a problem in MMOs that some people just can't stand the idea of girls playing games... and the whole "suger daddy" thing don't go over to well with lots of people either.


You know, if you're old enough and bold enough to be out on the Internet on your own, playing games with people you don't know, then it's time for you toughen up to the point where a hard rain doesn't leave marks.

If that's not the case, GTFO until you've grown some skin.

If you're young and tender, that's cool. What the hell are you doing on the Internet unsupervised?


I think Sami hit the proverbial nail on the head...

nut it up chica......

if what people say in an online video game get to you, then please..... do the world a favor.... find the nearest cliff and jump off of it...
#88 Jun 16 2006 at 7:54 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm 18, thats pretty damn close to 17, so I guess I can give it a shot.

Just as long as she doesnt come on here and play the gender card on me when I start talking dirty to her.

#89 Jun 16 2006 at 9:29 PM Rating: Default
Hmm. Looks like you get s*** and sexual propositions. But I'm surprised that the latter doesn't bother you enough to mention it.

But me personally? I just say so what: Oh, you're a girl, playing a video game?!?!?! Meh, so what. Your gender has nothing to do with the fact that you play this game, and even pwn people. You're just another player in a mmorpg world.

In my guild, there's this woman that plays, along with her significant other, and they're both pretty damn cool. But there was a recent member added that has virtually latched on to her. Everytime she's on, boom, there he is. I have ripped on her so many times about it too, lol.

But yes, it is very sad how women are treated just for being gamers. The jerk offs that are angry at the fact that women are as good or better than them, these people are sexist retards. And then there are the depraved individuals that have to hit on and try to get some kind of sexual favor from you, they just need to grow up. But you shouldn't let it get to you. To the jerk offs, just ignore them. To the depraved souls, they ... just need to get a life, outside of games.
#90 Jun 16 2006 at 9:32 PM Rating: Default
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...just for being female.

What the @#%^ is people's problem? You wanna know what happened to me in WoW when I said I was a girl? This is almost verbatim what was said to me IMMEDIATELY after that announcement:

Guy 1: HAHA YOU'RE A @#%^
Guy 2: You're lying, girls don't play WoW
Guy 3: You think you get special privileges?
Guy 4: You're just an attention ***** and want 40-year-old men to touch your butt.

I play pokemon on and off, and today I was checking this topic that had regional winners of a tournament posted. A girl won the Atlanta regional. The VERY FIRST comment after that was "WTF a girl won a pokemon tournament"

The worst part is that nobody seems to take me seriously. I get treated like I'm just there to pick up "geek guys lol" or that I'm just a casual gamer and I can't PVP just as well as the guys. Hell there's this one guild that won't even let girls join because apparently they make "drama".

Seriously, the whole damn internet is misogynistic and I am sick of it.


Just have fun, flirt a little, and show your bewbs. That strategy will take you far in the nerd world ruled by guys Smiley: smile
#91 Jun 17 2006 at 1:42 PM Rating: Good
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Sounds like WOW has a immature player base
Compared to the various EQ incarnations, I'd agree with this. I've had some outrageously stupid and offensive things said to me in that game, always by people who had no idea whether it was a male or female running my toon, so obviously their stupidity is not directed at me personally. Those people are just dolts any way you slice it, so pop them on ignore and/or report them and go on your merry way. /shrug

I've been playing mmos for many years too. I've never ever had people I "knew" give me any hassle about being female, except in a joking manner, which I'd just sling right back.

By the way, OP, when boys get a little older and realize their chances of touching a real bewb is much greater when they behave better, the situation sort of resolves itself.
#92 Jun 17 2006 at 5:38 PM Rating: Decent
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sorry you have to deal with some of the more retarded members of the game. my guild has a few female player, off the top of my head we have a:

early 20's art student with a boyfriend in a raiding guild
mid 30's mother of 3 with a husband whose also in our guild
couple teeny boppers who sign in when they want to be verbally abused

we have alot of couples, and even families who play. you just have to deal with the common belief that girls dont play, anyone who says their a girl is a 40 year old truck driver named bob, or their trying to get attention.

my suggestion, join a guild, explain to them that your a girl and that apart from sarcastic comments you wont take any of their ****.

i'm going to have to deal with some of that **** soon, my girlfriend and her best friend love watching me play and i'm going to pick them up a copy soon and get them into my guild so i can show them the ropes.
#93 Jun 17 2006 at 5:40 PM Rating: Good
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TAKE THIS TO THE FU[Aqua][/Aqua]CKING SANDBOX!!

Please?
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#94 Jun 17 2006 at 9:20 PM Rating: Decent
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Yexocessej wrote:
.i'm going to have to deal with some of that sh*t soon, my girlfriend and her best friend love watching me play .


Ahhh Smiley: moogle tag teaming, kinky.
#95 Jun 17 2006 at 9:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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I don't know what all the complaining is about. I'm a girl and I still have no trouble getting cyborz.

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#96 Jun 18 2006 at 5:34 AM Rating: Default
i second that but who am i to talk i played it yesterday then sold it on ebay...

but theres people who like to do things like play games and so on while there are others who just rather relax there way in to guys laps, i dont mind number two but still not ever is like that
#97 Jun 20 2006 at 12:29 AM Rating: Default
I GOT 4 LETTERS FOR YA S.T.F.U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#98 Jun 20 2006 at 1:10 AM Rating: Good
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Pffft. I specialized in getting boo-coo free plat, weps, armor, power leveling, etc when I played EQ1 by always playing chick toons. If some dude wanted to know if I was a girl, I'd always reply yes, sweet talk them, then bum stuff off them with the promise of better and more explicit banter later. It was like taking candy from a baby.

Males can be complete idiots.

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#99 Jun 20 2006 at 1:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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OMG Totem wil u cyb0rz wit me lolbifrons!!!11!one



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#100 Jun 20 2006 at 1:53 AM Rating: Good
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Baby, you should see this Cosmo magazine I'm reading. It says there are 104 different pleasure points on a man's body. There's even a picture of this girl-- she even looks a little like me and is wearing the same camisole that I am! --trying #58 on her boyfriend.

Hey, I need 3 plat to go train. Can you lend me some, Demea?

Anyways, it's so cool! #58 is kind of a form of Twister where she gets down on her hands and knees and places her head in between--

Oh, I need another 5 plat for this really sweet pink breastplate in the Auction House. Pink is my favorite color! Can you help me and get it for me pretty please?

So her boyfriend has his hand right at her-- hold on, the phone's ringing. Can you kill those monsters over there for me since we are in a group? I need to kill 800 of them to ding, err, finish this quest. I'll be right back, sweetheart!

<four hours later>

Hi! Oooooh, look at how much experience I have! Thank you so VERY much! And thanks for the plat too! Will you mail that breastplate to me, please? Tee-hee! I said *breast*plate! Heehee, I could really wear one myself right now! It's awfully cold without any... hold on, some one is at the door...

<seven hours later>

You are such a sweetheart, Demea! I can't believe you leveled me through two hell levels! Wow! Hey, I gotta go, ok? Put me on your friends list and give me a tell when you see me online again, alright? I have to finish telling you about position #58! You'd like it!
/kisses

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#101 Jun 20 2006 at 2:03 AM Rating: Excellent
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I don't know whether to laugh or feel insulted.

I'll settle for both.
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