Another in a series of worthless polls.Follow

"What is... Jophiel's child?"

But anyway... while stepping out of the house one morning, you die in a freak accident. Apparently a meteor blazed out of the sky straight towards you. While it mainly disintegrated in the atmosphere enough remained to fly into your open mouth and lodge itself in your throat. Them's the breaks.

Upon your demise, you find yourself in Hell. Some of you learn that I had sold Satan a bulk load of unsorted souls for $125 each. You don't have much time to worry about it though because you're about to be sentenced to your torture.

"AsylumReader001, we have determined that, as you stared at a screen in life, so shall you in death. You will spend the rest of eternity watching horrid sit-coms, never getting up nor averting your glance from the images that will torment you forever!

...But, it seems we have two chairs available and I'm in a good mood. So, I'll let you choose. You may spend eternity watching either Full House or you may spend it 'enjoying' Family Matters. I have things to attend to, so now CHOOSE!"

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Edited, Jun 16th 2006 at 1:31am EDT by Jophiel

I'm gonna wait for the third choice, gouging my undead eyes out with an uncirumcised *****.

I voted for Family Matters assuming that Satan really is a cruel ******* and I'm trying to trick him into sentencing me to Full House.

Hmmm. I need another option since I didn't watch either show. COme to think of it, I rarely watched TV and still rarely ever do. The last thing I watched on TV as a world cup game last Sunday, and that was because I wasn't feeling well enough to go outside.

If you make a "choose a computer game to play for all eternity"

Pong or "some other game"

Or something; that would be more suited.

Steve Urkel show for moi. I'll just pretend they're the Cosbys. I just cannot stand Bob Saget and the Canadian guy.

*tear*

Full House had Aunt Becky and the occasional Beach Boys appearance, so it gets a bump up to the 8th circle of hell.

Family Matters (Hey, I just got the pun now!) was the sick brainchild of Josef Mengele's descendant experimenting on America's minds every Friday night.

Hmmm, good point. Aunt Becky was hawt. Although she was better in this one.

I thought about Small Wonder but decided to go with Family Matters because both FM and FH were well known and both had about the same run on ABC. Small Wonder ran for only a season or so.

Family Matters was a very tenously linked spin off of Perfect Strangers

/dance of joy!

I never watched Family Matters, but I'm sure its better than full house.

Full House all the way... hey wait, I still watch that on Nickelodeon or whatever the hell they call it now.

Huh. you aren't supposed to be able to edit poll posts unless you are an admin. We'll need to fix that some day