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#1 Jun 15 2006 at 9:08 AM Rating: Default
#2 Jun 15 2006 at 9:23 AM Rating: Good
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I feel bad for your parents.
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#3 Jun 15 2006 at 9:28 AM Rating: Good
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He only has one.

#4 Jun 15 2006 at 9:28 AM Rating: Default
I have 2...
#5 Jun 15 2006 at 9:53 AM Rating: Excellent
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Sir Sassythief wrote:
I have 2...


How would YOU know?
#6 Jun 15 2006 at 10:34 AM Rating: Default
Because, my dad divorced my mom. So by law, I have 2 parents.
#7 Jun 15 2006 at 10:46 AM Rating: Good
Sir Sassythief wrote:
Because, my dad divorced my mom. So by law, I have 2 parents.
Yes, it's definately by law. Biology has nothing to do with it.
#8 Jun 15 2006 at 10:53 AM Rating: Default
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Sir Sassythief wrote:
Because, my dad divorced my mom. So by law, I have 2 parents.
Yes, it's definately by law. Biology has nothing to do with it.

My mom and dad who loved each other very much, decided that they where going to save money on condoms.
#9 Jun 15 2006 at 10:54 AM Rating: Decent
This foot thing is obviously not progressing quickly enough.
#10 Jun 15 2006 at 11:02 AM Rating: Decent
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Sir Sassythief wrote:
Because, my dad divorced my mom. So by law, I have 2 parents.


Good thing. Otherwise you would have only had 1 parent. That would have been a tragedy.
#11 Jun 15 2006 at 11:04 AM Rating: Default
Professor CrescentFresh wrote:
This foot thing is obviously not progressing quickly enough.
It's not like it's ebola...

yet
#12 Jun 15 2006 at 11:37 PM Rating: Decent
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Sassythief the Pest wrote:
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Sir Sassythief wrote:
Because, my dad divorced my mom. So by law, I have 2 parents.
Yes, it's definately by law. Biology has nothing to do with it.

My mom and dad who loved each other very much, decided that they where going to save money on condoms.

By switching to Geico?
#13 Jun 16 2006 at 11:51 PM Rating: Default
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I saw this video about this guy that was drunk and got lost driving around Africa.

He stopped to ask for directions, got out of the car, and asked how to get back on the main road.

He was found on the side of the road half eaten the next morning. Never ask a lion for directions.

Lions cant even read.
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