A few years later, my husband decided that the boys needed to be circumcised. I wasn't sure about that whole idea, but I deferred to his decision on it. I remember after the bandages had to be taken off, the boys were crying and screaming and I was severely upset about the whole situation.
Large groups of psychotherapists just started cackling and looking for new summer homes.
I heard them.
Your husband is ok with them having feet, right?
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