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#1 Jun 15 2006 at 7:12 AM Rating: Decent
Getting shot at while streaking across the street? Smiley: confused

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/06/15/naked.suitor.ap/index.html wrote:
ANN ARBOR, Michigan (AP) -- A man who ran naked through his neighborhood to persuade his girlfriend to marry him got more than he bargained for when he was chased and shot at, police said.

The couple were discussing marriage early Wednesday when the woman said she wasn't sure if she was ready, according to Ann Arbor police reports.

The man responded that taking risks is an important part of life and, to prove his point, jumped out of a first-floor window and ran naked across the street.

Before he could return, he spotted a couple walking and hid in some bushes to avoid them. A 28-year-old man noticed the bushes rustling and bare feet underneath, then drew a .40-caliber handgun and ordered the naked man out, police said.

The naked suitor ran away, but the armed man gave chase and threatened to shoot, police said. The gunman fired a shot and the naked man fell to the ground, suffering minor injuries.

A resident called police, who arrested the gunman on charges of aggravated assault and carrying a concealed weapon. He was released following further investigation, police Sgt. Patrick Hughes told The Associated Press.

The naked man was not arrested and didn't want to pursue charges, Hughes said.



I wonder what her response was to that Smiley: laugh
#2 Jun 15 2006 at 7:17 AM Rating: Good
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If it was anything other than "You fu[Aqua][/Aqua]cking ******!" then they are a match made in heaven.
#3 Jun 15 2006 at 7:33 AM Rating: Good
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At least it'd make a nice story to tell the kids about how you and your mate got together I suppose.
#4 Jun 15 2006 at 7:39 AM Rating: Decent
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At least it'd make a nice story to tell the kids about how you and your mate got together I suppose.


I can see that spin now:

"Yes sweetie, your father was willing to take a bullet to show how much he wanted to marry me...."
#5 Jun 15 2006 at 7:47 AM Rating: Excellent
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I would have left as soon as he went out the window. I'm cold like that.

Nexa (who would have chased after him with a bathrobe yelling about catching a cold)
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#6 Jun 15 2006 at 8:44 AM Rating: Good
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I would have tried to record that and bring it out at the family parties.
#7 Jun 15 2006 at 9:22 AM Rating: Good
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Bhodi, this isn't you right?
#8 Jun 15 2006 at 10:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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The story wrote:
The man responded that taking risks is an important part of life
Well, he sure showed her!
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#9 Jun 15 2006 at 1:08 PM Rating: Decent
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It'll probably end up being a shotgun wedding. A naked shotgun wedding.
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#10 Jun 16 2006 at 4:05 AM Rating: Good
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That's just wrong. What happened to romance and tradition, like carving your proposal with a box cutter into the face of a sleeping hobo, or writing it on the wall of the local Mosque with your own body fluids?

Kids today eh?
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