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#1 Jun 14 2006 at 2:31 PM Rating: Good
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Post fu[Aqua][/Aqua]ckers!

Dance!
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#2 Jun 14 2006 at 2:35 PM Rating: Good
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My old roommate at uni's chat-up line wrote:
I would walk a thousand miles, barefoot, over broken glass, just to stick matchsticks in your ****

Tell me this didn't actually work.

Maybe after a few too many Macewans!
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#3 Jun 14 2006 at 2:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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Probably better to let lurking Celcios lie.
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#4 Jun 14 2006 at 2:40 PM Rating: Good
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Princess Tare wrote:
My old roommate at uni's chat-up line wrote:
I would walk a thousand miles, barefoot, over broken glass, just to stick matchsticks in your sh[Aqua][/Aqua]it

Tell me this didn't actually work.
Not when I was with him Smiley: sly
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#5 Jun 14 2006 at 2:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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This should send Hatamaz into extreme confusion.
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#6 Jun 14 2006 at 2:43 PM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
Probably better to let lurking Celcios lie.


Mmmmm...cheerios.
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#7 Jun 14 2006 at 3:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nobby, I'm not some cheap circus monkey whose sole purpose, in a desperate life, is to pleasure and entertain you... where is DF anyway?

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#8 Jun 14 2006 at 3:21 PM Rating: Good
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Celcio wrote:
Nobby, I'm not some cheap circus monkey whose sole purpose, in a desperate life, is to pleasure and entertain you

Yes you are.

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... where is DF anyway?
You don't know? Pfft.
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#9 Jun 14 2006 at 3:23 PM Rating: Decent
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Sir Exodus, Eater of Cheese wrote:
This should send Hatamaz into extreme confusion.


Hopefully in that [:explodingheadsmiley:] way.
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#10 Jun 14 2006 at 3:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nobby wrote:
Yes you are.


Because your cleverness is (typically) at an ebb, you're expecting us to make up for your lameness? Just hobble yourself off to the glue factory wouldja?

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#11 Jun 14 2006 at 3:25 PM Rating: Good
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Celcio wrote:
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Yes you are.


Because your cleverness is (typically) at an ebb, you're expecting us to make up for your lameness? Just hobble yourself off to the glue factory wouldja?
When I was 5, I kept a spider in a matchbox.

Why did I just remember that?

Hmmm
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#12 Jun 14 2006 at 3:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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Probably because you're feeling the same futile struggling and uselessness yourself now. You feel closer to that spider than ever before. You and it are one.

edit: It's either that or the toilet paper hanging out of your puckerstar feels silky against your flabby thighs...




Edited, Jun 14th 2006 at 4:32pm EDT by Celcio
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#13 Jun 14 2006 at 3:32 PM Rating: Good
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Elderly English men and Spiders are both creepy.

Celcio has a point.

Edited, Jun 14th 2006 at 4:33pm EDT by bodhisattva
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#14 Jun 14 2006 at 3:34 PM Rating: Good
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Celcio wrote:
Probably because you're feeling the same futile struggling and uselessness yourself now. You feel closer to that spider than ever before. You and it are one.
My matchbox baby. My matchbox.

Celcio wrote:
edit: It's either that or the toilet paper hanging out of your puckerstar feels silky against your flabby thighs...


Edited, Jun 14th 2006 at 4:32pm EDT by Celcio
Don't dance very well do you?


Edited, Jun 14th 2006 at 4:35pm EDT by Celcio's Recalcitrant Mangina
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#15 Jun 14 2006 at 3:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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Don't dance very well do you?


Well, be fair. That match box is not exactly a ballroom.
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#16 Jun 14 2006 at 3:37 PM Rating: Good
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Don't dance very well do you?


Well, be fair. That match box is not exactly a ballroom.
You only need ballroom if you have balls.

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#17 Jun 14 2006 at 3:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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And the four left feet?
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#18 Jun 14 2006 at 3:40 PM Rating: Good
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Nobby wrote:
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Don't dance very well do you?


Well, be fair. That match box is not exactly a ballroom.
You only need ballroom if you have balls.


Nevermind. Too easy.
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#19 Jun 14 2006 at 3:41 PM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
And the four left feet?
Wait. . .

Do I retort at you or Incy-wincy?
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#20 Jun 14 2006 at 3:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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Does it matter?

Would a spider be able to dance a mazurka?
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#21 Jun 14 2006 at 3:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:
Does it matter?

Would a spider be able to dance a mazurka?
Don't write Czechs you can't cash

I'm on a fu[Aqua][/Aqua]ckin' roll here!
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#22 Jun 14 2006 at 3:44 PM Rating: Decent
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Who is this Celcio anyways? Random or WoW person. Name sounds familiar.
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#23 Jun 14 2006 at 3:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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So spiders would be better Pole dancers?
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#24 Jun 14 2006 at 3:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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So spiders would be better Pole dancers?
grudging appreciation. Could have tried a "Hungary for Victory" pun though
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#25 Jun 14 2006 at 3:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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I've been trying to work in a "Deutsch bag" pun as well, to no avail.
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#26 Jun 14 2006 at 3:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:
I've been trying to work in a "Deutsch bag" pun as well, to no avail.
Pushing it, to be honest. But you have to try all Romanian chances.
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