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#52 Jun 14 2006 at 9:15 AM Rating: Good
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
You know, porps served a purpose: to remind me why I rate-camp. People that have the same, tired song-and-dance routine, people I barely recognize, or people I suspect are useless cockrings in RL. To that end, I rated Hippo down.

I feel warm insinde. Thanks!


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Hello my baby
Hello my honey
Hello my ragtime gal

Send me a kiss by wire
Baby my hearts on fire


Why do you hate cockrings? Smiley: frown
#53 Jun 14 2006 at 9:17 AM Rating: Good
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Nadenu wrote:
Well, I was totally taken in.
Mehh, I was hoping for fresh meat and once again it turned out to be reconstituted ham products Smiley: frown

Almost feels time for another foray into FFXI land.
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#54 Jun 14 2006 at 9:21 AM Rating: Good
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Nobby wrote:
Nadenu wrote:
Well, I was totally taken in.
Mehh, I was hoping for fresh meat and once again it turned out to be reconstituted ham products Smiley: frown

Almost feels time for another foray into FFXI land.


/smack

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#55 Jun 14 2006 at 9:24 AM Rating: Good
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Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
Why do you hate cockrings? Smiley: frown

Because I'm not gay?
#56 Jun 14 2006 at 9:26 AM Rating: Good
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
Why do you hate cockrings? Smiley: frown

Because I'm not gay?


You don't have to be gay to enjoy a cockring.
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#57 Jun 14 2006 at 9:28 AM Rating: Good
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
Why do you hate cockrings? Smiley: frown

Because I'm not gay?
Wrong answer.
The correct answer is: "Because I find them a waste. Joph is a fu[Aqua][/Aqua]cking stud."
Also acceptable is: "Because we can't find any big enough."
#58 Jun 14 2006 at 9:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
Why do you hate cockrings? Smiley: frown

Because I'm not gay?
Wrong answer.
The correct answer is: "Because I find them a waste. Joph is a fu[Aqua][/Aqua]cking stud."
Also acceptable is: "Because we can't find any big enough."


BAM!
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#59 Jun 14 2006 at 9:57 AM Rating: Good
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Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
Why do you hate cockrings? Smiley: frown

Because I'm not gay?
Wrong answer.
The correct answer is: "Because I find them a waste. Joph is a fu[Aqua][/Aqua]cking stud."
Also acceptable is: "Because we can't find any big enough."


BAM!


Smiley: lolSmiley: laughSmiley: lol

I'd like to know DF's stance on this issue ;P

"To ring or not to ring, that is the question."


Joking aside:

The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
You know, porps served a purpose: to remind me why I rate-camp. People that have the same, tired song-and-dance routine, people I barely recognize, or people I suspect are useless cockrings in RL. To that end, I rated Hippo down.

I feel warm insinde. Thanks!


lol, ya some people just deserve rate-camping.

Now...

Smiley: cookie Smiley: spam and Smiley: boozing for all!
#60 Jun 14 2006 at 10:02 AM Rating: Good
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Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
Why do you hate cockrings? Smiley: frown

Because I'm not gay?
Wrong answer.
The correct answer is: "Because I find them a waste. Joph is a fu[Aqua][/Aqua]cking stud."
Also acceptable is: "Because we can't find any big enough."

Joph has specifically asked me not to talk about his JohnThomas here on forum=4. It's in our written contract, along with his promise to quit naming his gaming characters after Polish references, my promise to not sleep diagonal on the bed, and the resulting perks and penalties for both sides should we violate the contract.

I'm not missing out on my Complete Golden Girls Collection on DVD for anyone. Smiley: mad
#61 Jun 14 2006 at 12:09 PM Rating: Decent
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What the hell is the deal with the Golden Girls? I can remember seeing it years ago since my brother used to have a wrinkle fetish when we were teenagers. Now my neighbor watches it all the time on DVD and I can hear it through my bathroom - I get the theme stuck in my head all the time. It's like those four geri bit[black][/black]ches are haunting me!
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#62 Jun 14 2006 at 12:17 PM Rating: Good
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his promise to quit naming his gaming characters after Polish references,


/mourn Polish Princess
#63 Jun 14 2006 at 12:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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Hey, I just can't name any more. The Polish Princess may still yet live on the CoH servers!
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#64 Jun 14 2006 at 1:37 PM Rating: Good
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Debalic wrote:
It's like those four geri bit[black][/black]ches are haunting me!
You should be so lucky, hater.
#65 Jun 14 2006 at 1:55 PM Rating: Default
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I actually used a public defender, seeing that I was probably looking at a much smaller fine than the services of a private lawyer cost. So basically all of you working schmuck's taxes paid to get me off.


Habitual Marijuana user? sure. Addict, nah.

One who didn't have irreparable mental retardation might assume that I might distribute that quantity of drugs amongst my friends for consumption.

Ignoring how laughable it is to be an LSD addict in the first place (tolerance builds extremely quickly, if you tried dosing every day for even a few days you'd very soon get little to no effects) 14 hits obviously isn't a large amount if a single trip can involve 12 hits or more.

FYI It is literally impossible to Overdose on LSD.

Glass on Glass Bong? Thats just classy. It certainly doesn't brand someone an addict. Who the @#%^ smokes out of acyrlic or ceramic anyways? But yeah, it was a very nice piece of glass (190$).

8 ativan? If one is a medicinal dose it's going to take atleast 2-3 to put you into "@#%^ed up" territory. Enough ativan for 3 people? Hardly an addict quantity.

Of course, the ativan wasn't even to be "@#%^ed up", it was a precaution. Ativan (lorazepam) is a benzodiazepine that will relieve anxiety and stress. Basically put you in your "chill zone" where nothing bothers you. If you were to have a bad trip you could just take a few ativan and then *Bam* you're back in happy land. Not to mention that it has a tendency to reduce the intensity of hallucinogens.


but anyways... you guys are mostly stupid and i wish you were bagels instead.



and to defend myself. fuck the hate-az. I'm a full time college student and have held down a part time job since I was 17. During this summer I even picked up a full time job + my part time one while im off of school. I'm certainly a productive member of society, I just likes my fun every once in ahwhile.

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Ok, being serious here for a moment... if he ISN'T an addict why would have have, from his own OP:

12 hits of acid in him
Who knows how many beers/other alcoholic beverages in him zero

in his hotel room:

14 hits of LSD
2 1/2 foot glass bong
8 ativan
1/8th of widow (someone said here in the thread that widow is basically marijuana, the bud to be precise)

Would a casual user have THAT many drugs on him? Well, technically they weren't on him but may as well been. So, yes, it didn't directly mention addiction, but it doesn't take much to read between the lines and realize that he is indeed an addict even just from this one post.

Now, would you like to retract your first post? Or are you still going to argue he isn't an addict when he has so many drugs and a glass bong. I'd say just the fact has a glass bong and (supposedly) expensive marijuana would place him over a casual user. Unless he is a rich one... you still can't ignore the large amounts though.... you would get so @#%^ed up by taking that many that I HIGHLY doubt anyone but an addict would consider having that many.




Edited, Jun 14th 2006 at 3:13pm EDT by Angry Hippo

Edited, Jun 14th 2006 at 2:14pm EST by Angry Hippo
#66 Jun 14 2006 at 2:04 PM Rating: Decent
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Angry Hippo wrote:
Habitual Marijuana user? sure. Addict, nah.

This is the only comment I really have issue with, but that's only because I'm scuffing the line myself. The rest is nothing but a fun weekend.
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#67 Jun 14 2006 at 2:15 PM Rating: Decent
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FYI It is literally impossible to Overdose on LSD


Not impossible...improbable.

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Human data are manifestly lacking,
>and predictions of the average lethal dose for humans have ranged from
>0.2 mg/kg to more than 1 mg/kg, administered orally.
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>So if one weighed about 80 kg, then the lethal dose would be (estimated)
>between 16mg and 80mg, or in street terms between about 50 to 250 hits
>of the strongest blotter acid you can find. [e.g ~300 ug/hit]


www.lycaeum.org/drugs/synthetics/lsd/LSD.od.html
#68 Jun 14 2006 at 2:16 PM Rating: Good
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Debalic wrote:
Angry Hippo wrote:
Habitual Marijuana user? sure. Addict, nah.

This is the only comment I really have issue with, but that's only because I'm scuffing the line myself. The rest is nothing but a fun weekend.

Aye, that's not all that much drugs really. Less than $200, retail and when split with a few dudes it's nothing to get excited about. In my younger days, I've had casual gatherings that would trivialize that in fairly short order.

Thank your lucky stars they didn't search the room though, they probably would have busted you for possession with intent.

Breathe it in and breathe it out
And pass it on, it's almost out
We're so creative, so much more
We're high above but on the floor

It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side

The deeper you stick it in your vein
The deeper the thoughts, there's no more pain
I'm in heaven, I'm a god
I'm everywhere, I feel so hot

It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)

It's over now, I'm cold, alone
I'm just a person on my own
Nothing means a thing to me
(Nothing means a thing to me)

It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)

Free me, leave me
Watch me as I'm going down
Free me, see me
Look at me, I'm falling and I'm falling.

It is not a habit, it is cool I feel alive I feel...
It is not a habit, it is cool I feel alive

It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)
I'm not an addict...
#69 Jun 14 2006 at 2:16 PM Rating: Decent
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Debalic wrote:
It's like those four geri bit[black][/black]ches are haunting me!
You should be so lucky, hater.

Now look what you've done...I have random GG lines coming to me.

"You conceived in a doctor's office and want to give birth in a bedroom? Honey, you've got it all backwards!"

I demand reparations! Smiley: glare
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#70 Jun 14 2006 at 2:36 PM Rating: Good
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I get the theme stuck in my head all the time.

Smiley: glare

Hate you...


My grandparents used to watch that show religiously, as well as Matlock, Murder She Wrote, and Empty Nest. And if they ever missed Jeopardy or Wheel of Fortune, may Bob have mercy on your soul.


And if you threw a party
Invited everyone you knew
You would see, the biggest gift would be from me, and the card attached would say
Thank you for being a friend!

baaah-buh-buh-baaaah-baahh-bwing!


Really ******* hate you...
#71 Jun 14 2006 at 7:29 PM Rating: Default
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Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
1/8th oz. of Marijuana, strain White Widow. Often refered to as a 'thirty' or 30-sack based on the price of $30, though that's generally for schwag. Depends on where you buy it, but 1/8th of widow runs anywhere from $40-$80 in the US and ~20-30 euros in A'dam.


Ok first thing, an eighth is not refered to as a 30 sack. Usually you way your bud and it is refered to as an EIGHTH. Yes, I agree with the 40-80$ in U.S.(if you have a bad dealer for top end) I don't know about euros Cause I'm not from Europe lol.

Here's a run down of prices:

A bowl(1/3 of a gram) 5$

A dime(2/3 of a gram) 10$

A nickel or gram however you wish to say it(1 gram) 15$

A twomp or 20 sack(~ 1 1/3 gram) 20$

Twomp+5 (~ 1 2/3 gram) 25$(hence the name Twomp5)

30 sack ( ~ 2 grams* unless they pitch you in a bit more) 30$~(30 sack duh)

*Yes, I know 2grams = 1/8 of oz. But when you're refering to an eighth it isn't called a 30 because it's weighed and has bit more. 30 sack is just saying 30 dollars worth depending on how much your dealer is willing to give you for that.

And that is Roughy's marijuana run down for the day xD
#72 Jun 14 2006 at 7:57 PM Rating: Default
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#73 Jun 15 2006 at 1:01 AM Rating: Default
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I actually had a public defender so you working schmucks fronted the bill to get me off.


No, its quite near quite impossible to OD on LSD. Given that no one has managed to do it (conclusively) in the 70+ years this chemical has been around I'm pretty inclined to think that it isnt going to happen.

The closest is a man who had intravenously INJECTED a large amount of LSD. When his blood was drawn he had 320,000 UG in his system. Thats 3,200 hits of *powerful* acid (most is between 30-100ug a hit). Thats over 1/3rd a GRAM of pure LSD. Almost no one gets their hands on that, and certainly no one injects it all. Add in that oral dosage will typically take 2-3x more to OD on. Then we are talking about 6,400-9600 hits of lsd if taken orally.

Also, they never really confirmed conclusively that LSD toxicity was the cause of death. Also see how they say predictions. They don't actually know, so it doesn't really hold alot of clout.

Think about the street value on that. 9600 hits of lsd down the drain. You could easily sell those at 1$ a hit. 3$ wouldn't be hard at all either. Thats potentially 28,000 dollars worth of LSD in order to get even close to dying.

Unless you are purposely trying to poison yourself it just isnt going to happen, ever.

It would be like somehow managing to smoke 400 pounds of chronic in 15 minutes to overdose on THC. Cost would be prohibitive and you'd be considered insane by absolutely everyone.


Edited, Jun 15th 2006 at 2:09am EDT by Angry Hippo
#74 Jun 15 2006 at 1:33 AM Rating: Default
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Angry Hippo wrote:

Unless you are purposely trying to poison yourself it just isnt going to happen, ever.

It would be like somehow managing to smoke 400 pounds of chronic in 15 minutes to overdose on THC. Cost would be prohibitive and you'd be considered insane by absolutely everyone.



It'd be a hell of a way for you to go out, and it might actually be your only chance of anyone even remembering you.
#75 Jun 15 2006 at 2:42 AM Rating: Decent
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You'd have to render the air toxic for excessive smoke inhalation, or do so for 40 years straight and get lung ccancer, to die from weed.
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#76 Jun 15 2006 at 6:14 AM Rating: Good
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Ok first thing, an eighth is not refered to as a 30 sack.
s'what I call 'em. Just like the old hippies used to by lids, an eighth cost me $30. Arguing regional pot measurement vernacular is useless as evidenced by your long list of inaccurate terms.

And what po' *** white trash buys their **** by the bowl. Smiley: dubious
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