A few months ago I was arrested for public intoxication. I just happened to be on 12 hits of acid. Well, I was sent to the hospital and that was that.
Fortunately the police decided to leave my hotel room alone and didnt get ahold of the remaining 14 hits of LSD, a two and a half foot glass on glass bong, 8 ativan, or my eighth of widow.
I went to my arraignment and didnt enter a plea. I simply asked to speak with a lawyer prior to entering a plea.
Fortunately, when i was drug tested at the hospital I only tested positive for THC. They drugged me up with ativan (in additition to the ativan i had already taken which they didnt know about) so it was expected. LSD is pretty much undetectable. It doesnt stay in your spine, hair, or anything like that and its so small a dosage (measured in UG, not even in Milligrams) a blood test can't detect it.
I told my lawyer of this fact. He informed the District Attorney of this and had the case dropped due to lack of evidence despite that there were no fewer than 12 police officers who were there to witness me tripping balls in the back of a police car.
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Purely circumstantial.
What is an "eighth of widow"?
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Kakar the Vile wrote:
What is an "eighth of widow"?
Probably an arm or half a leg.
Quote:
I just happened to be on 12 hits of acid.
Lightweight!
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
So, you're a worthless junkie who managed to buck the system and continue on your inevitable path of self-destruction? Your mother must be so proud. 
Edited, Jun 13th 2006 at 5:40pm EST by allenjj
Edited, Jun 13th 2006 at 5:40pm EST by allenjj
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Kakar the Vile wrote:
What is an "eighth of widow"?
Probably an arm or half a leg.
That's what I thought. I figured in this context I must be mistaken.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Interestingly enough, if you had ended up overdosing and died nobody would've missed you.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
An eighth of widow is an eighth of an oz. of VERY good marijuana(bud ftw! :-P)
Wow, Hippo's back!
And still high!
And still high!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Who are you again?
Totem
Totem
Woohoo!
Way to go, bro!
Way to go, bro!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
So are you continuing on your merry way or are you taking this as a close call and you're going to lead your life differently?
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
So are you continuing on your merry way or are you taking this as a close call and you're going to lead your life differently?
Thumb, you're so cute.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
AH thinks he will be the next Hunter S. Thompson, write his own "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" and become rich and famous. Poor shmuch.
GitSlayer wrote:
AH thinks he will be the next Hunter S. Thompson, write his own "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" and become rich and famous. Poor shmuch.
/nod
And sadly the only thing that he will accomplish that is even remotely close to Hunter S.Thompson, is a senseless death.
Samira wrote:
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
So are you continuing on your merry way or are you taking this as a close call and you're going to lead your life differently?
Thumb, you're so cute.
I am to please.
Drug addicts make the world a funny place.
Sir Sassythief wrote:
Drug addicts make the world a funny place.
AH is one of those guys you see on Cops that Kelvy laughs at.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
You get a wicked high from eating a bar of Irish Spring.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Debalic wrote:
AH is one of those guys you see on Cops that Kelvy laughs at.
Jophiel wrote:
You get a wicked high from eating a bar of Irish Spring.
I don't doubt it. Hell, I get a contact high just smelling the stuff.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
AH - I recommend that next time you take a hit of acid, you chug a liter of Diet Coke and then swallow whole an entire pack of Mentos. It really enhances the acid, it will be like an acid geyser.
#24REDACTED,
Posted: Jun 14 2006 at 2:46 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) lol @ all these posts callin the OP a junkie :p
porps wrote:
lol @ all these posts callin the OP a junkie :p
he may or may not be, you cant judge that he is or isnt from his post. It would be like me posting here saying 'i got really drunk last night and woke up in a field!' and a bunch of holier than thous responding with 'i hope your liver rots, damned alchoholics'. There is a difference between recreation and addiction.
he may or may not be, you cant judge that he is or isnt from his post. It would be like me posting here saying 'i got really drunk last night and woke up in a field!' and a bunch of holier than thous responding with 'i hope your liver rots, damned alchoholics'. There is a difference between recreation and addiction.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
#26REDACTED,
Posted: Jun 14 2006 at 3:55 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Thats a very constructive argument you make, i hadnt quite thought about it like that untill you put it so eloquently. Tell me, have you ever considered a career as a diplomat?
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