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Are any of you are able to do this with your S.O. without feeling silly, stupid, etc.? If you're one of the ones who can do this with aplomb, can you get me some hints?
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Phone Secks.
Yes plz.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
Are any of you are able to do this with your S.O. without feeling silly, stupid, etc.? If you're one of the ones who can do this with aplomb, can you get me some hints?
Shi[Antiquewhite][/Antiquewhite]t Elderon, every man knows a gentleman pays LD when it comes to phone cyborz. PM your phone number and I will educate you Thumb.
Edit - you should ask Katie. I recall she mailed her hubby some risky pictures to help facilitate the process.
Edited, Jun 12th 2006 at 12:27pm EST by bodhisattva
Edit - you should ask Katie. I recall she mailed her hubby some risky pictures to help facilitate the process.
Edited, Jun 12th 2006 at 12:27pm EST by bodhisattva
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Queen bodhisattva wrote:
PM your phone number and I will educate you Thumb.
This is NOT what your GF is going to be thinking is a sign of your undying devotion to go with the roses you sent.Press my buttons *****! Who's your daddy? 9-1-1
Queen bodhisattva wrote:
Shi[Antiquewhite][/Antiquewhite]t Elderon, every man knows a gentleman pays LD when it comes to phone cyborz. PM your phone number and I will educate you Thumb.
(and a 900# for the ugly ones).
Yee haw!
I'm embarrassed for you right now Eldy.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
I called but ended up just talking to myself while he stammered and panted. About what I expected.
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
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― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Queen bodhisattva wrote:
I'm embarrassed for you right now Eldy.
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Call my secretary
You really shouldn't have your daughter answer your 1-800 number.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
damn, i thought it was an offer.
Queen bodhisattva wrote:
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Call my secretary
You really shouldn't have your daughter answer your 1-800 number.
She hung up qucikly anyway, being afraid of your heavy breathing.
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
Are any of you are able to do this with your S.O. without feeling silly, stupid, etc.?
Quote:
If you're one of the ones who can do this with aplomb, can you get me some hints?
Can I PM you too?
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
For a good time,
Dial 867-5309...
Hah! And you know it's going to be stuck in your head for the rest of the day, too!
Dial 867-5309...
Hah! And you know it's going to be stuck in your head for the rest of the day, too!
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Queen bodhisattva wrote:
Can I PM you too?
You can, but I don't promise a response!
As long as I get heavy breathing I will assume I am getting the job done!
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Hey could somebody PM me too? It doesn't even have to be about cyborz or phonesekks, it could even be something about gardening, a recipe or some pleasantries, like Go Fuck Yourself, ***-Felcher! .
Please someone, anyone PM me?
Please someone, anyone PM me?
Redjed wrote:
Hey could somebody PM me too? It doesn't even have to be about cyborz or phonesekks, it could even be something about gardening, a recipe or some pleasantries, like Go Fuck Yourself, ***-Felcher! .
Please someone, anyone PM me?
Please someone, anyone PM me?
Sent.
As to phone sex, I tried it once, it didn't work out. You know it's not working out when your gal starts laughing at you.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
I hear the secret is to call up with a silly helium induced australian accent and claim you are wearing a helicopter beanie. It's all about the ambiance baby! yeah!
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Queen bodhisattva wrote:
As long as I get heavy breathing I will assume I am getting the job done!
Heavy breathing hell, I scream...
do you have that in mp3 format?
The One and Only Frakkor wrote:
do you have that in mp3 format?
Imagine Meg Ryan, three times as loud and three times as intensifying...
I will try to get you a recording in the next week or three
Darqflame wrote:
I will try to get you a recording in the next week or three
Three weeks? Man there are many able and willing people here to help you get that recording done asap.
The line starts here!
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
I will try to get you a recording in the next week or three
I know someone who records things from their PC all the time and edits it for anything like background noise (loud fans, animals, ect) and for anything not related to the subject of the recording.
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