Jophiel wrote:
And I'll pay good money for it.
I will pay you $100 to sign a contract giving me complete control and ownership of your soul to do with as I please. Keep it, sell it, torture it -- it's mine to express my whims upon. A la The Simpsons, it does not matter to me whether or not YOU believe in your soul or its existance only that you sign the document in good faith and knowledge that you are transferring its possession to me. I've checked with all the world's various spiritual leaders and they agreed that such a contract would indeed be binding in the eyes of whatever higher power may exist.
Also, per another episodes of The Simpsons, there will be no loopholes or previous arrangements to break you of this contract. I will, for all spiritual purposes, own your soul should you agree to the terms.
I will pay you $100 to sign a contract giving me complete control and ownership of your soul to do with as I please. Keep it, sell it, torture it -- it's mine to express my whims upon. A la The Simpsons, it does not matter to me whether or not YOU believe in your soul or its existance only that you sign the document in good faith and knowledge that you are transferring its possession to me. I've checked with all the world's various spiritual leaders and they agreed that such a contract would indeed be binding in the eyes of whatever higher power may exist.
Also, per another episodes of The Simpsons, there will be no loopholes or previous arrangements to break you of this contract. I will, for all spiritual purposes, own your soul should you agree to the terms.
Do we have a deal?
| Sure! Easy $100 for me!: |    | 27 (37.0%) |
| I think I'll keep my soul, if that's okay: | | 46 (63.0%) |
| Total: | 73 |
Looking forward to the pre-nup.
Bring it.
Just make sure it's not