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#1 Jun 11 2006 at 5:51 AM Rating: Decent
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So who exactly does Uncle Sam have locked up there in Gitmo?

A Crack Suicide Platoon from the "Judean People's Front"? (splitters)

It seems that Hanging yourself is an Act Of War

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Guantanamo suicides 'acts of war'

The suicides of three detainees at the US base at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, amount to acts of war, the US military says.

The camp commander said the two Saudis and a Yemeni were "committed" and had killed themselves in "an act of asymmetric warfare waged against us".


So let me get this right.

They have been held for years by USA in Cuba (for some reason), without trial, and this is seen by most of the free world as inhumane.
They are driven to such despair they take their own lives.
And this is an act of war?

I've seen everything now. What next?

They going to sue Al Zarqawi for the damage he did to the warhead of the missile he chewed on?

I'm ashamed of my Government for not standing up to this blatant abuse of power. You yanquis must feel even worse about this disgrace and embarassment to the US flag and constitution.

Congratulations USA. You've probably just tipped a few more thousand people from the 'moderate disaffected' camp to the insurgents' cause.
I hope our troops are given decent back-up to prepares for the backlash.
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#2 Jun 11 2006 at 5:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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You yanquis must feel even worse about this disgrace and embarassment to the US flag and constitution.


No one cares. Brad and Agelina had a baby!

Really. It's that bad. Maybe 5% of the US population will even be aware this happened. Maybe.

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#3 Jun 11 2006 at 6:20 AM Rating: Good
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Brad & Angelina had a baby?!? Huzzah! Huzzah!
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I keed, I keed - yeah it pretty much sucks over here - the '08 elections seem so very, very far away...
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#4 Jun 11 2006 at 11:38 AM Rating: Good
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Someone should hang Brad and Angelina. (Ok, well maybe just Brad.)



#5 Jun 11 2006 at 11:51 AM Rating: Decent
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YAY! Rate-downs 4 n0bster.

Nerve tm Smiley: lol
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#6 Jun 11 2006 at 1:44 PM Rating: Decent
Nobby wrote:
They have been held for years by USA in Cuba (for some reason), without trial, and this is seen by most of the free world as inhumane.
They are driven to such despair they take their own lives.
And this is an act of war?


They are being held due to them being or having ties to Al Queda or another terrorist organization. US government has been wanting a excuse, any excuse, to torture them further or just outright kill them. They are/were going to change the official discription of torture. They aren't prisoners of war, as they aren't from an army, so thus aren't protected under Geneva Conventions or International Law for POW's.


Nobby wrote:

I'm ashamed of my Government for not standing up to this blatant abuse of power. You yanquis must feel even worse about this disgrace and embarassment to the US flag and constitution.


Not really, I say let em rot. They aren't US citizens so the Constitution does not apply. Fact of the matter is, the next US President(Which I am willing to bet will be a Dem) will more than likely release them all anyway, or before Bush's term is up a miss-fired MOAB will accidently hit the base.

Nobby wrote:

Congratulations USA. You've probably just tipped a few more thousand people from the 'moderate disaffected' camp to the insurgents' cause.
I hope our troops are given decent back-up to prepares for the backlash.



We were loved by any of them to begin with?
#7 Jun 11 2006 at 1:50 PM Rating: Good
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Jawbox wrote:
Someone should hang Brad and Angelina. (Ok, well maybe just Brad.)


I would hang Angelina.........










































from a sex swing!

/kneeslap

Ba-dum dum peeesh!
#8 Jun 11 2006 at 1:55 PM Rating: Good
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
Jawbox wrote:
Someone should hang Brad and Angelina. (Ok, well maybe just Brad.)


I would hang Angelina.........















from a sex swing!

/kneeslap

Ba-dum dum peeesh!


Girl, tell me about it. She's one woman I would convert for. Yet oddly, Brad does nothing for me. *shrug*
#9 Jun 11 2006 at 2:16 PM Rating: Decent
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Personally, I'd hang Tom. To Hell with the asshats in Gitmo.
#10 Jun 11 2006 at 3:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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Saboruto the Silent wrote:
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
Jawbox wrote:
Someone should hang Brad and Angelina. (Ok, well maybe just Brad.)


I would hang Angelina.........















from a sex swing!

/kneeslap

Ba-dum dum peeesh!


Girl, tell me about it. She's one woman I would convert for. Yet oddly, Brad does nothing for me. *shrug*


ditto
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#11 Jun 11 2006 at 5:03 PM Rating: Good
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Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Saboruto the Silent wrote:
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
Jawbox wrote:
Someone should hang Brad and Angelina. (Ok, well maybe just Brad.)


I would hang Angelina.........















from a sex swing!

/kneeslap

Ba-dum dum peeesh!


Girl, tell me about it. She's one woman I would convert for. Yet oddly, Brad does nothing for me. *shrug*


ditto


Smiley: sly Smiley: wink Smiley: tongue Slurp!

Edit: I did the Hot Chick Tourney in the Sandbox and Angie was my champ. But I did have a tough time deciding whether I would switch teams faster for Angie or for Salma Hayek. Realized Angie would be just so much more for a sweaty sexy romp and I think I'd have to romance Salma for a bit first. I just want to get down and dirty.

Edited, Jun 11th 2006 at 5:16pm EST by Thumbelyna
#12 Jun 11 2006 at 9:02 PM Rating: Good
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I've never seen a thread go from political to hawt so quickly. Smiley: drool2

Well done. Smiley: clap
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#13 Jun 11 2006 at 9:42 PM Rating: Good
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They aren't US citizens so the Constitution does not apply.

You could have just said you don't know much about the constitution instead of dropping these clever little hints.

#14 Jun 12 2006 at 4:36 AM Rating: Default
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If you're so clever, then how does the constitution actually apply to them? I really want to know.
#15 Jun 12 2006 at 6:48 AM Rating: Good
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If you're so clever, then how does the constitution actually apply to them? I really want to know.


Why on Earth would you think it doesn't? I must have missed Article 47 where it said you could do whatever you wanted to non citizens.
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#16 Jun 12 2006 at 9:17 AM Rating: Decent
Dude, who cares?.

A new 7-11 was opended just down the street from my house and they are chraging 15 more cents for their 40oz Slurpees then the 7-11 across town!!

Please lets try to focus on the important things!
#17 Jun 12 2006 at 9:18 AM Rating: Good
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Judicial Apartheid!!

Smiley: schooled

man thats jingoistic!
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#18 Jun 12 2006 at 9:57 AM Rating: Good
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I think I'm still in shock from the sheer balls it must have taken for someone to come up with that sort of language. It's dehumanizing, shameful, and beyond reprehensibel that we have, as a nation, evolved to such a level.

A pre-emptive fu[Aqua][/Aqua]ckyourightintheneck to the assclowns who don't understand that it is possible and desirable to maintain humanity and basic decency even in the worst of situations.
#19 Jun 12 2006 at 10:02 AM Rating: Decent
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
A pre-emptive fu[Aqua][/Aqua]ckyourightintheneck to the assclowns who don't understand that it is possible and desirable to maintain humanity and basic decency even in the worst of situations.

Yeah, but it's not as fun!
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#20 Jun 12 2006 at 10:13 AM Rating: Good
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Debalic wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
A pre-emptive fu[Aqua][/Aqua]ckyourightintheneck to the assclowns who don't understand that it is possible and desirable to maintain humanity and basic decency even in the worst of situations.

Yeah, but it's not as fun!

You realize what just happened to your neck, right? Smiley: dubious
#21 Jun 12 2006 at 3:23 PM Rating: Decent
trickybeck wrote:
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They aren't US citizens so the Constitution does not apply.

You could have just said you don't know much about the constitution instead of dropping these clever little hints.




judging from my BAC at the time, I'm just surprised I was able to log-on to my account, much less post anything.
#22 Jun 12 2006 at 3:29 PM Rating: Decent
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Debalic wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
A pre-emptive fu[Aqua][/Aqua]ckyourightintheneck to the assclowns who don't understand that it is possible and desirable to maintain humanity and basic decency even in the worst of situations.

Yeah, but it's not as fun!

You realize what just happened to your neck, right? Smiley: dubious

Gaping hole in the jugular, huh? Hope I didn't get too much blood on you. I'm not responsible for the drycleaning!

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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
#23 Jun 14 2006 at 4:00 AM Rating: Excellent
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Debalic wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Debalic wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
A pre-emptive fu[Aqua][/Aqua]ckyourightintheneck to the assclowns who don't understand that it is possible and desirable to maintain humanity and basic decency even in the worst of situations.

Yeah, but it's not as fun!

You realize what just happened to your neck, right? Smiley: dubious

Gaping hole in the jugular, huh? Hope I didn't get too much blood on you. I'm not responsible for the drycleaning!



Damn neckhumpers! Ruining a perfectly good wrestle with Angie, and Selma thread...
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