Princess Tare wrote:
Molish wrote:
How YOU doin?
Whatchit, or Nobby'll poke you in the eye.
Naughty Corner!
Now!
edited to add: Bring Champagne!
Edited, Jun 11th 2006 at 12:50pm EST by Nobby
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How YOU doin?
Whatchit, or Nobby'll poke you in the eye.
Naughty Corner!
Now!
edited to add: Bring Champagne!
Edited, Jun 11th 2006 at 12:50pm EST by Nobby
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
Princess Tare wrote:
Molish wrote:
How YOU doin?
Whatchit, or Nobby'll poke you in the eye.
Naughty Corner!
Now!
edited to add: Bring Champagne!
Edited, Jun 11th 2006 at 12:50pm EST by Nobby
Now, we all know Tare is pregnant so she cannot drink, so I imagine you are either:
a) trying to get yourself drunk to shag a pregnant woman
b) ordering it to get me drunk so I would shag you
c) too old to remember why you need the champagne to begin with
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Nobby wrote:
Princess Tare wrote:
Molish wrote:
How YOU doin?
Whatchit, or Nobby'll poke you in the eye.
Naughty Corner!
Now!
edited to add: Bring Champagne!
Edited, Jun 11th 2006 at 12:50pm EST by Nobby
Now, we all know Tare is pregnant so she cannot drink, so I imagine you are either:
a) trying to get yourself drunk to shag a pregnant woman
b) ordering it to get me drunk so I would shag you
c) too old to remember why you need the champagne to begin with
HEY! I have never done it with a pregnant chick before, or a Canadian, kill two fantasies with one shot! YAY!
Elderon the Wise wrote:
It's to get you drunk so he can watch you and the pregnant woman.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
HEY! I have never done it with a pregnant chick before, or a Canadian, kill two fantasies with one shot! YAY!
Wow, that got hot in no time!
You minx!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Princess Tare wrote:
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
HEY! I have never done it with a chick, OR a pregnant chick before, or a Canadian, kill THREE fantasies with one shot! YAY!
Wow, that got hot in no time!
You minx!
FTFM
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Nobby wrote:
Princess Tare wrote:
Molish wrote:
How YOU doin?
Whatchit, or Nobby'll poke you in the eye.
Naughty Corner!
Now!
edited to add: Bring Champagne!
Now, we all know Tare is pregnant so she cannot drink, so I imagine you are either:
a) trying to get yourself drunk to shag a pregnant woman
b) ordering it to get me drunk so I would shag you
c) too old to remember why you need the champagne to begin with
I think he wants to use the bottle on her!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
I think he wants to use the bottle on her!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
Debalic wrote:
I think he wants to use the bottle on her!
Oh, heavens!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Princess Tare wrote:
Nobby wrote:
Debalic wrote:
I think he wants to use the bottle on her!
Oh, heavens!
Oh anything done by Nobby HAS to be heavenly!
Edit: he bribed me to say that...
Edited, Jun 11th 2006 at 3:20pm EST by Darqflame
Well I got home from work and found a letter telling me she is staying at her friends for a week 'thinking things over'.
blah just blah.
Quit my job, lost my girlfriend. I'm tempted to pack up and head back home and start from scratch.
blah just blah.
Quit my job, lost my girlfriend. I'm tempted to pack up and head back home and start from scratch.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Queen bodhisattva wrote:
Well I got home from work and found a letter telling me she is staying at her friends for a week 'thinking things over'.
blah just blah.
Quit my job, lost my girlfriend. I'm tempted to pack up and head back home and start from scratch.
blah just blah.
Quit my job, lost my girlfriend. I'm tempted to pack up and head back home and start from scratch.
That's the sh[Aliceblue][/Aliceblue]its, Bhod. Sorry to hear it.
Edited, Jun 11th 2006 at 3:42pm EST by Tare
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Well Bodhi, if things don't work out for me on my current man, we can hook up... and I like video games! 
Cheer up, we are all here for you... come in and whine and cry and all that, VENT damnit!
Cheer up, we are all here for you... come in and whine and cry and all that, VENT damnit!
Queen bodhisattva wrote:
Quit my job, lost my girlfriend. I'm tempted to pack up and head back home and start from scratch.
I feel your pain.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
OOOOHHH Nexa and Bodhi hook up? /cupid sharpens arrows
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
OOOOHHH Nexa and Bodhi hook up? /cupid sharpens arrows
Not that I don't adore Bhodi...right where he is, but we'd kill each other within 30 minutes.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Queen bodhisattva wrote:
Well I got home from work and found a letter telling me she is staying at her friends for a week 'thinking things over'.
blah just blah.
Quit my job, lost my girlfriend. I'm tempted to pack up and head back home and start from scratch.
blah just blah.
Quit my job, lost my girlfriend. I'm tempted to pack up and head back home and start from scratch.
Think everyone's been there. [insert comforting platitudes here]
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Dear Nobby,
Get your hands outta my cookie jar.
Kisses and Rainbows,
Demea
Get your hands outta my cookie jar.
Kisses and Rainbows,
Demea
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Bhodi, I know that it's not sunny sunshine right now, but maybe you're right that you can start out again with a clean slate. Just remember that you need to resolve any personal/internal issues otherwise you'll be back to square one with someone else driving you up the wall, working at another job you hate. Anyone you can get comfort sex from after the official break up? Cathartic sex FTW!
I dunno.
I've been sitting here for an hour looking at her letter.
There is the part of me that knows that its time to end it.
Then there is that crazy illogical part that remembers the good times and wants to do everything I can to make it work out so at least I can say I gave it my all.
I guess it would be easier if I had cause to hate her.
I've been sitting here for an hour looking at her letter.
There is the part of me that knows that its time to end it.
Then there is that crazy illogical part that remembers the good times and wants to do everything I can to make it work out so at least I can say I gave it my all.
I guess it would be easier if I had cause to hate her.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Queen bodhisattva wrote:
Then there is that crazy illogical part that remembers the good times and wants to do everything I can to make it work out so at least I can say I gave it my all.
Haven't you though, really? What else is there to do?
Time to give each of you the chance to find someone you'll be happy with in the long run, not that it makes the leaving suck any less, I know.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Queen bodhisattva wrote:
Then there is that crazy illogical part that remembers the good times and wants to do everything I can to make it work out so at least I can say I gave it my all.
Okay, HAVE you done everything you can do to make it work out?
WOMAN! Is it all a mistake or did god do it to us on purpose? (Jack Nicolson in the "Witches of Eastwick")
If you can still talk and Listen about things then you have a chance.
On the other hand if she is consistantly saying you could have done this or that more, DTMFA.
And btw it is the secret hand grip not hand shake. Just a slight but significant word change.
If you can still talk and Listen about things then you have a chance.
On the other hand if she is consistantly saying you could have done this or that more, DTMFA.
And btw it is the secret hand grip not hand shake. Just a slight but significant word change.
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