He fell off a cliff and died on impact.
True story.
Edited, Jun 9th 2006 at 5:39pm EST by bodhisattva
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He pushed harder forward than the goat did backwards, eh?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
/mourn Aegis
Allrighty, pass the beer.
Allrighty, pass the beer.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Can I get his stuff? velcro chaps
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Let's gank his funeral.
Say its not so! Link to his obituary or it never happened.
There's a character on the new server named Goatphoenix, I keep thinking it's him.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Because I have a giant ego, I'd like to point out that the goat thing was my idea.
He said to me "Smash, no one ever rememebrs who I am!" I said "what you need man, is to just repeat a cathcphrase" He said "like what?" and I said, how about "look out, goat! it owrkd on so many levels."
100% true.
He said to me "Smash, no one ever rememebrs who I am!" I said "what you need man, is to just repeat a cathcphrase" He said "like what?" and I said, how about "look out, goat! it owrkd on so many levels."
100% true.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Who's this Aegis person everyone's talking about?
I keed I keed
I keed I keed
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Smasharoo wrote:
He said to me "Smash, no one ever rememebrs who I am!" I said "what you need man, is to just repeat a cathcphrase" He said "like what?" and I said, how about "look out, goat! it owrkd on so many levels."
100% true.
Oh look, Smash is the new Tacosid!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Oh look, Smash is the new Tacosid!
Why would you hurt me so! Have you no decency!
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Looks like he left after the zam.com thing. his last post was in the angstycoder goodbye thread.
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Because I have a giant ego, I'd like to point out that the goat thing was my idea.
He said to me "Smash, no one ever rememebrs who I am!" I said "what you need man, is to just repeat a cathcphrase" He said "like what?" and I said, how about "look out, goat! it owrkd on so many levels."
100% true.
He said to me "Smash, no one ever rememebrs who I am!" I said "what you need man, is to just repeat a cathcphrase" He said "like what?" and I said, how about "look out, goat! it owrkd on so many levels."
100% true.
I was there for this. It was old FoS stuff. Hell, you guys were raiding plane of growth that night...I thought you had seen a giant goat or something.
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Oh look, Smash is the new Tacosid!
I doubt anyone has ever said anything nicer to you.
I voted for the other guy.
He msyteriously disappeared along with BarkingTurtle...
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I resent the implication that I am or ever was Aegis. Who among us has never found themselves roughly a thousand dollars poorer after a night at the genitalman's club and therefore unable to pay the cost of internet service or cable television or even the phone?
I write this today from Mother's house, and yes, life is empty as you would imagine it to be without constant access to this place. I have been entertained in the past month by a show called Deal or No Deal, where one Howie Mandel requests of gorgeous models to open there "cases" and reveal the glory within. Nothing can be so euphamystically vaginal as Howie Mandel.
I've also watched alot of **** in the past month, because the DVD player doesn't make me pay it.
The real pity is that WoW is paid through July, but I have no access, so Chester stagnates, surely in a pool of his own making. Someday I'll be responsible enough to pay my bills again, or maybe I'll figure out how to browse gaming sites from work.
Edited, Jun 11th 2006 at 6:33pm EST by BarkingChester
I write this today from Mother's house, and yes, life is empty as you would imagine it to be without constant access to this place. I have been entertained in the past month by a show called Deal or No Deal, where one Howie Mandel requests of gorgeous models to open there "cases" and reveal the glory within. Nothing can be so euphamystically vaginal as Howie Mandel.
I've also watched alot of **** in the past month, because the DVD player doesn't make me pay it.
The real pity is that WoW is paid through July, but I have no access, so Chester stagnates, surely in a pool of his own making. Someday I'll be responsible enough to pay my bills again, or maybe I'll figure out how to browse gaming sites from work.
Edited, Jun 11th 2006 at 6:33pm EST by BarkingChester
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