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#1 Jun 09 2006 at 3:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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...it's been a week. Your toe fall off yet?
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#2 Jun 09 2006 at 3:04 PM Rating: Good
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Gross...Smiley: mad

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#3 Jun 09 2006 at 3:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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You want a toe? I can get you a toe. I can get you a toe here by two o'clock this afternoon, with nail polish. There's ways -- you don't want to know about them, believe me -- but there's ways.
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#4REDACTED, Posted: Jun 09 2006 at 3:07 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Smiley: lol I was gonna let it all die. But if your interested.
#5 Jun 09 2006 at 3:10 PM Rating: Good
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You want a toe? I can get you a toe. I can get you a toe here by two o'clock this afternoon, with nail polish. There's ways -- you don't want to know about them, believe me -- but there's ways.


There really is a Big Lebowski quote for anything.



This is what happens when you fu[Aqua][/Aqua]ck a stranger in the ***!
This is what happens when you take a stranger to the Alps!*


*Edited by TNT

Edited, Jun 9th 2006 at 3:11pm EST by Eske
#6 Jun 09 2006 at 3:20 PM Rating: Decent
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3. Still fills up with pus.

4. Doesn't hurt much at all anymore.

5. If it does hurt it goes up about half way up my leg.


Could be an infection has cause some nerve damage. Good luck with your future amputation.
#7 Jun 09 2006 at 3:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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On an ironic side note, this was thread #10,000 in Forum=4

I take that back. The front page says there's 10k threads in Forum=4. Forum=4 itself says that there is 14k and change.
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The Asylum 10000 989520 Do you know where your daughter is? No holds barred forum for deep OOT discourse. Not for the faint of heart.
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14,422 Threads, goto page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 [11 - 288] 289 [Search Forums]


Huh.

Edited, Jun 9th 2006 at 3:32pm EST by Jophiel
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#8REDACTED, Posted: Jun 09 2006 at 3:22 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) OH YEAH PAGE 10000 GET!!!!
#9 Jun 09 2006 at 3:23 PM Rating: Good
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/nod
Sounds like it's spread. That ER bill should be out of control.

Jawbox the stumpy wrote:
I was gonna let it all die.
Don't worry, it is.
#10REDACTED, Posted: Jun 09 2006 at 3:26 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I'm Jawbox?
#11 Jun 09 2006 at 3:30 PM Rating: Good
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Sounds like it's spread. That ER bill should be out of control.

Jawbox the stumpy wrote:
I was gonna let it all die.
Don't worry, it is.


I'm Jawbox?

Aren't you?
#12 Jun 09 2006 at 3:30 PM Rating: Good
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Sir Sassythief wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
/nod
Sounds like it's spread. That ER bill should be out of control.

Jawbox the stumpy wrote:
I was gonna let it all die.
Don't worry, it is.


I'm Jawbox?
You do know that if the infection spreads much further, that's life-threatening, right?

Losing a leg might already be a genuine risk. Leave it longer and you could well die from it.

Fingers crossed, dumb-***.
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#13REDACTED, Posted: Jun 09 2006 at 3:31 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) No, I'm not Jawbox. Nor have I ever been.
#14 Jun 09 2006 at 3:34 PM Rating: Good
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No, I'm not Jawbox. Nor have I ever been.

You should try it. He'll keep both his legs, I'm thinking.

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I can die? But I barely feel it anymore.

Are you this fu[/Aquamarine]cking dumb, or are you playing? Of course you can. You're going to die of the same thing that killed someone in the Middle Ages, that is wholly not only treatable cut cureable, and that is a fu[Blue]cking laughable tragedy.

Send pics of the stump.
#15 Jun 09 2006 at 3:36 PM Rating: Good
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Sir Sassythief wrote:

I can die? But I barely feel it anymore.
Excellent! Quite possible that you've let the infection advance to the point it's fu[Aqua][/Aqua]cked the nerve endings in your lower leg.

Infections that far away from your torso can eat away like a great eating thing in an eating competition on National Eating Things day.

Necrotize away, idiot (google it). We shouldn't have to put up your posts much longer.
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#16REDACTED, Posted: Jun 09 2006 at 3:38 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Smiley: lol Ok I'll go to the doctor, damn I didn't know you guys cared about me sooo much.
#17 Jun 09 2006 at 3:39 PM Rating: Good
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Sir Sassythief wrote:
Nobby wrote:
Sir Sassythief wrote:

I can die? But I barely feel it anymore.
Excellent! Quite possible that you've let the infection advance to the point it's fu[Aqua][/Aqua]cked the nerve endings in your lower leg.

Infections that far away from your torso can eat away like a great eating thing in an eating competition on National Eating Things day.

Necrotize away, idiot (google it). We shouldn't have to put up your posts much longer.


Smiley: lol Ok I'll go to the doctor, damn I didn't know you guys cared about me sooo much.


Are you kidding? The Asylum is synonymous with compassion, empathy, and most of all, love.

Hugs for everyone!
#18REDACTED, Posted: Jun 09 2006 at 3:53 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Sweet! I knew it!!!
#19 Jun 09 2006 at 3:58 PM Rating: Decent
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This is actually a serious thread?

You f'ing stabbed yourself with a nail, it fills with pus, and sends pain up your leg and you haven't done anything about?
#20 Jun 09 2006 at 4:35 PM Rating: Decent
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You f'ing stabbed yourself with a nail, it fills with pus, and sends pain up your leg and you haven't done anything about?


Apparently the infection had already reached his brain before he made the first thread. Any non-infected brained person would have gone to the doctor shortly after an infection started. Or in his case, cause his excuse was that he was broke, go to a free clinic.

Hope they can save your leg Sassy, or at least stop the amputation at your knee.

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necrosis:
Death or decay of tissue in a particular part of the body, usually due to bacterial poisoning or loss of local blood supply.

that's hawt.

Edited, Jun 9th 2006 at 4:38pm EST by NixNot
#21 Jun 09 2006 at 4:55 PM Rating: Decent
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Sir Sassythief wrote:


I can die? But I barely feel it anymore.


Gangrene, numbnuts
#22REDACTED, Posted: Jun 09 2006 at 5:02 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Ok well Wikipedia made me take it a little more serious, I think I'll go to a doctor...
#23 Jun 09 2006 at 5:03 PM Rating: Decent
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Sir Sassythief wrote:
Ok well Wikipedia made me take it a little more serious, I think I'll go to a doctor...


I just thought the pictures of the rotting and amputated feet might give you a bit of an idea of the kind of thing you're messing with.



Edited, Jun 9th 2006 at 5:12pm EST by Ambrya
#24 Jun 09 2006 at 5:10 PM Rating: Good
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I just thought the pictures of the rotting and amputated feet might give you a bit of an idea of the kind of thing you're messing with.


Anyone want a free lunch I just made...Ewwww gross.
#25 Jun 09 2006 at 5:13 PM Rating: Good
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Amputee's are hawt.
#26 Jun 11 2006 at 12:01 AM Rating: Good
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Amputee's are hawt.


Not to mention easy.....
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