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According to my mother, I'm descended from someone who help Lynch Joseph Smith.

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Lady at my work is JW. All I know is she doesn't celebrate bithdays or holidays, and she wouldn't interpret for the chaplain when a lady asked for her miscarried fetus to be baptized prior to going to the morgue.

I went to school with 2 JWs in my class and on e worked at the same salon as I when we graduated. We werent allowed to have Holiday parties, or put up any decorations for "fear" of discriminating against. Which means we all suffered. And the non JWs of the group were implied through various remarks we were all going to hell anyways. Good times

Ask her about her feelings on blood transfusions sometime.

I give the JW's cake and then when they start eating it, I sing happy birthday at them.

Ok, not really. I do give them cake though.

WE don't really have Mormon's in Massachussetts, aside from the Govenor that is.

I'm afraid she'd tell me. I'd rather Google it. The strange thing is, she tells me her mother was JH and she doesn't even practice it anymore-except she does, because it's shaped her worldview. You can't escape that kind of thing.

Like proof has anything at all to do with faith...

I've even got another 10 for you!

11- Mormons can't be genetics scientists, since it sort of disproves their entire religion
12- There are lots of Mormons in the NSA, etc. I knew a few. Scary, eh?
13- The reason for 12 is that they tend to get sent godawful places like China on their Impossible Missions, so they end up knowing useful languages
14- Trailer Trash Mormons are like non-Trailer Trash Mormons, except their kids get an extra bunch of wacky stuff to reject when they rebel!
15- Quitting Mormonism isn't as bad as quitting Scientology or Ahmishness, believe it or not. At least you can still talk to people, and not get killed by hit men.
16- Mormons love to debate religion, as long as it's not their own religion you're debating
17- You don't have to go on your mission if you're male and age 19, but you sorta get guilted into it.
18- Women don't have to go through all that trouble. Damn hussies.
19- After you get back from your mission, Sundays end up being like a social mixer, where the purpose is to find your lifelong mate and get married ASAP.
20- If any of your descendants are Mormon, you get a free ticket to heaven, without any of the hard work, Fuc[/red]king A!

I ended up seeing the movie version of “The God Makers”(people debunking the hell out of them) a few years ago so I’m kinda cheating. That is, assuming that what they said in the movie was true.

Basically it’s a warped version of the New Testament that one dude wrote. Also, my favorite part is where they believe that when they die they get their own planet filled with hotties and they have to repopulate the whole thing.

I don’t really respect any religions that aren’t at least 500 years old and have had tried to conquer nations or survived persecution.

Scientology, Mormons, and JW’s can suck it. I’ll have a Pepsi with any civil denomination of Jewish, buddhist, Christen, Muslim, etc.


Pepsi because I don't like coffee or tea, unless it's iced tea.

Edit: because /s is not /sm

Edited, Jun 8th 2006 at 11:38pm EST by bbking

THe only thing I remember learning about Mormons from school is everybody yelling "Bring'um young!!" for some reason...

I do actually own a Mormom bible. It's sitting on my shelf next to the King James Bible, the Good News Bible, The Catholic Bible, The Necronimicon, the book on Hermetic Enochian magic, and the Silmarillion