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Name 10 FACTS you know about the LDS church.

I'm partial so I'm not going to give 10.

Do we get a prize? Does Joseph Smith come down and visit me if I do?

10. The Church of LDS was founded by Dave Thomas who routinley spoke with Jesus.

9. Jesus told Dave Thomas that the existing church had been corrupted and gave Dave the power of making square hamburgers.

8. Dave used these square patties to translate the "Scrolls of Wendiae" The scripture of LDS was then biggie sized and made portable for the public.

7. Dave's wife did not approve of his use of square sized meat. Shortly thereafter, he discovered that multiple wives were religously accepted.

6. Dave found out you cannot put sqare meat in a round hole.

5. The religous leader found new testaments! It is now acceptable for men to gather and discuss basket weaving and how wrong it is to steal.

4. The congretation, under much scrutiny of the Church of Kruk, is moved to Utah, where they can practice in peace. The only complaint is "it's hard to keep the frosty cold here"

3. Numbers at the great weekly supper dwindled. Dave and his wives are forced to desecrate the holy squareburgers and make chili

2. No one gives a fu[/Aqua]ck what you think.

1. Sassytheif is a whiny bi[Aqua]tch

Hmm, lets see here. 10 facts eh?

1. They have an insainly expensive castle church thingy in portland, OR.
2. They gave tours of it once to the "infidels". that was the first time i've had a tour guide call me an infidel to my face.
3. After the tours, they burned the 14 or so acres of brand new very plush carpet rather than, oh, i dunno, donating it to poor people with crappy carpet
4. On one level they had this big *** acrylic clear hot tub on the back of 4 gigantig concrete bulls. I thought that was kind of creapy personally.
5. They apperently wear strange underwear. and not strange in a good way.
6. They tend to breed like rabits. What, they do!
7. they apperently don't have a tradition of odd pointy hats.
8. I'm not one.
9. They go on missions. Yet none of the missions is ever impossible. What's up with that?
10. they apperently have golden plate thingies that may or may not exist on a daily basis that are supposedly extra commandmants or something, They get really irritated if you try to eat of the plates though.

1- Dude read some shi[/red]t out of his hat from his magic rocks, had someone write it into a book, and it became a bestseller
2- God didn't like black people until the US Government told him he had to
3- Same with monogomy
4- There's totally a fundamentalist type of Mormon too, isn't that great?
5- Mormons can't have alcohol or caffeine, but they can have antidepressants and Lithium!
6- You can't go to your best friend's Mormon wedding if you're not Mormon =(
7- On the other hand, he can go to yours. Odd, isn't it?
8- Orson Scott Card is a pretty decent writer except when he's basically writing sci-fi versions of the Book of Mormon, which is actually most of the time
9- SLC Punk was an ok movie
10- I hear Magic Underwear is really comfortable

Edited, Jun 8th 2006 at 3:31pm EST by Danalog

They're f'ucking wierd.

Meh ... go make yourself some rootbeer.

The Momo's, as we called them in my old hometown, used to make their own rootbeer. It was good.

yea i remember some pudding they had made too, that was awesome, vanilla i think.

Nobby Rack tm

My dad's friend who does pressure wasshers and stuff like that went to the main temple, he saw the main vaults they hold the "Tablets" in. They have guards with guns.

Southpark has all the facts though.

If you're really interested in how wacked out that religion is, read the book

The God Makers

. It's really good.