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#1 Jun 08 2006 at 1:29 PM Rating: Decent
WTF

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/06/08/tiny.dogs.ap/index.html wrote:
ST. PETERS, Missouri (AP) -- A woman angry that her new puppy had died pushed her way into a dog breeder's home and repeatedly hit her on the head with the dead Chihuahua, authorities said.

The 33-year-old woman told police she had taken the puppy to a veterinarian, who said it was only 4 weeks old and needed to be returned to its mother. But before she could return the puppy, it died.


I can understand being pissed about being sold a dog that wasn't ready to be sold. I can understand being pissed at the breeder for being difficult about replacing it.

But taking the puppy's corpse and using it as a weapon? WTF?

PETA, where for art thou PETA?
#2 Jun 08 2006 at 1:43 PM Rating: Good
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Ok, I admit I chuckled a little.

If PETA had anything to say about it, their only logical gripe could be with the breeder. After the thing was dead it's not like like they were treating it unethically. It didn't yelp everytime it was slapped up against that stupid ******* head.

Edited, Jun 8th 2006 at 1:43pm EST by Jacobsdeception
#3 Jun 08 2006 at 1:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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#4 Jun 08 2006 at 1:47 PM Rating: Decent
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
Ok, I admit I chuckled a little.

If PETA had anything to say about it, their only logical gripe could be with the breeder. After the thing was dead it's not like like they were treating it unethically. It didn't yelp everytime it was slapped up against that stupid ******* head.

Edited, Jun 8th 2006 at 1:43pm EST by Jacobsdeception


Abuse of a Corpse? Smiley: dubious

I'm not saying the Breeder is blameless at all, this is mostly her fault- but the buyer's reaction was just lunacy.
#5 Jun 08 2006 at 1:51 PM Rating: Good
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I can see where, if my pet died, I would think to myself, "Self, this isn't right until you go beat that ***** what sold you that dog with your dead puppy."
#6 Jun 08 2006 at 1:53 PM Rating: Good
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While I wouldnt use my dead mutt as a weapon, the breeder is completely at fault. No puppy should ever be taken away from its mom that early and sold. When you buy a purebredd from a Breeder, you are spending anywhere from $300-$3000 per pup. You damn well better expect a pissed off person if they just bought and bonded with a pup, only to find out she was lied to and her pup died because of the breeders neglect and lies.
#7 Jun 08 2006 at 1:54 PM Rating: Decent
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While I wouldnt use my dead mutt as a weapon, the breeder is completely at fault. No puppy should ever be taken away from its mom that early and sold. When you buy a purebredd from a Breeder, you are spending anywhere from $300-$3000 per pup. You damn well better expect a pissed off person if they just bought and bonded with a pup, only to find out she was lied to and her pup died because of the breeders neglect and lies.


/agree 110%
#8 Jun 08 2006 at 1:56 PM Rating: Good
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So at what age typically do puppies get pulled from their mother and sold off?

Just curious.
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#9 Jun 08 2006 at 1:57 PM Rating: Good
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6-8 weeks minimum

Edited, Jun 8th 2006 at 2:05pm EST by DSD
#10 Jun 08 2006 at 1:57 PM Rating: Decent
Kakar the Vile wrote:
So at what age typically do puppies get pulled from their mother and sold off?

Just curious.
I think 6 weeks is generally considered the absolute minimum.
#11 Jun 08 2006 at 2:06 PM Rating: Good
With a dog that small, it would have been better to shoot the breeder in the face with it by loading it into a 'tater gun.
#12 Jun 08 2006 at 2:11 PM Rating: Good
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Althrun wrote:
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
Ok, I admit I chuckled a little.

If PETA had anything to say about it, their only logical gripe could be with the breeder. After the thing was dead it's not like like they were treating it unethically. It didn't yelp everytime it was slapped up against that stupid ******* head.

Edited, Jun 8th 2006 at 1:43pm EST by Jacobsdeception


Abuse of a Corpse? Smiley: dubious

I'm not saying the Breeder is blameless at all, this is mostly her fault- but the buyer's reaction was just lunacy.
Smiley: confused
It's a pile of meat and fur. Not exactly desacration IMHO.

Even 6 weeks is a little too young. I'm of the firm belief that 8 weeks is a minimum, preferably 10-12. Breeders, and I use that term loosely, just have a tendancy to see walking money sacks instead of cute little bundles of furry joy(and **** and ****).
#13 Jun 08 2006 at 2:15 PM Rating: Decent
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PETA ..... logical



Smiley: dubious
#14 Jun 08 2006 at 2:17 PM Rating: Good
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With a dog that small, it would have been better to shoot the breeder in the face with it by loading it into a 'tater gun.


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#15 Jun 08 2006 at 2:18 PM Rating: Good
Smiley: lol

Beat her with the dead dog, thats classy.
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Maybe do some research? I don't know much about dogs but 4 weeks old is a little young to be taking a puppy "newborn" from its mother.

The little fella needs weenin' off the teet.
#16 Jun 08 2006 at 2:19 PM Rating: Good
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Elderon the Wise wrote:
With a dog that small, it would have been better to shoot the breeder in the face with it by loading it into a 'tater gun.


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#17 Jun 08 2006 at 2:22 PM Rating: Decent
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
Althrun wrote:
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
Ok, I admit I chuckled a little.

If PETA had anything to say about it, their only logical gripe could be with the breeder. After the thing was dead it's not like like they were treating it unethically. It didn't yelp everytime it was slapped up against that stupid ******* head.

Edited, Jun 8th 2006 at 1:43pm EST by Jacobsdeception


Abuse of a Corpse? Smiley: dubious

I'm not saying the Breeder is blameless at all, this is mostly her fault- but the buyer's reaction was just lunacy.
Smiley: confused
It's a pile of meat and fur. Not exactly desacration IMHO.

Even 6 weeks is a little too young. I'm of the firm belief that 8 weeks is a minimum, preferably 10-12. Breeders, and I use that term loosely, just have a tendancy to see walking money sacks instead of cute little bundles of furry joy(and **** and sh*t3).


Smiley: lol and if somebody adopted a newborn baby, who later shortly died because of something that could be blamed on the agency, walked up to the person they talked to and beat them over the head with the corpse of the baby, would it still be just a sack of meat and bones?

If "Animals are people too" to people like PETA, $$ says they'll get angry at the woman using the dead puppy in such a fashion.
#18 Jun 08 2006 at 2:23 PM Rating: Good
I still say that was a waste of perfectly good fishing bait.
#19 Jun 08 2006 at 2:24 PM Rating: Good
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the difference with a newborn baby and a puppy is that one: babies can get nutrition from forumla. Its a little bit harder to feed such a young pup in the same way. Also, from what Im gathering of the story, the woman who purchsed the puppy was led to believe the puppy was older than it was: blatant lying on the breeders part.
#20 Jun 08 2006 at 2:27 PM Rating: Decent
I'm not arguing that particular issue DSD (I agree), I'm arguing the "abuse of a corpse" case against JD.
#21 Jun 08 2006 at 2:29 PM Rating: Good
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Yeah, any way you look at it...using a puppy to beat someone over the head is not good. Not good at all.

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#22 Jun 08 2006 at 2:30 PM Rating: Good
I just thought of another alternative: She could have sold it to a Korean restaurant as pooch-veal. Mmm. Tender.
#23 Jun 08 2006 at 2:34 PM Rating: Good
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and if somebody adopted a newborn baby, who later shortly died because of something that could be blamed on the agency, walked up to the person they talked to and beat them over the head with the corpse of the baby, would it still be just a sack of meat and bones?

If "Animals are people too" to people like PETA, $$ says they'll get angry at the woman using the dead puppy in such a fashion.
You can't really compare the treatment of the deceased from the same species. It's the same reason most people don't eat each other but have no qualms about eating other animals.

I'm not horribly familiar with laws regarding the treatment of dead animals, but I can't imagine there would be any legal ground for them to stand on. Human babehs on the other hand we do have laws about. They can be as mad as they want but that still doesn't mean they can do anything about it.
#24 Jun 08 2006 at 2:44 PM Rating: Good
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Aww c'mon.

We've all done it.
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#25 Jun 08 2006 at 2:45 PM Rating: Good
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I just thought of another alternative: She could have sold it to a Korean restaurant as pooch-veal. Mmm. Tender.

She still can- it can be classed as pre-tenderised now.
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#26 Jun 08 2006 at 3:03 PM Rating: Good
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If anyone should be charged, it's the breeder.

How ******* greedy can people get?
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