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#1 Jun 08 2006 at 11:21 AM Rating: Good
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Ipods are better than beer

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SAN JOSE, Calif. — Move over Budweiser. College life isn't just about drinking beer.

In a rare instance, Apple Computer Inc.'s (AAPL) iconic iPod music player surpassed beer drinking as the most "in" thing among undergraduate college students, according to the latest biannual market research study by Ridgewood, N.J.-based Student Monitor.

Nearly three-quarters, or 73 percent, of 1,200 students surveyed said iPods were "in" — more than any other item in a list that also included text messaging, bar-hopping and downloading music.

In a study done a year earlier, only 59 percent of students named the iPod as "in," putting the gadget well below alcohol-related activities.



Me thinks that Apple's marketing department was somehow involved in that survey.
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#2 Jun 08 2006 at 11:23 AM Rating: Decent
Obviously, the ones out drinking were too hungover to answer the poll when it was given. Skewed data!!!
#3 Jun 08 2006 at 1:51 PM Rating: Good
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Eh, it's comparing apples to oranges. Beer will always have a special place on college campuses.
#4 Jun 08 2006 at 2:11 PM Rating: Good
Bob damn technology is overtaking the beer industry right next to Liquor.


So we lose a couple macro fizzy yellow swill drinkers to iPods. No biggy. Hopefully that change will stear them into more refined beers.

Im sure AB's Natural Ice will bounce back two fold with *hick *hick* *hick* NASCAR season in full swing.

#5 Jun 08 2006 at 3:22 PM Rating: Good
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This really should have been titled "What the hell are they teaching these marketing concultants."

"Hmm, beer isn't as IN as it was last year. Clearly we need X-TREME BEER and to give away songs from iTunes genetlmen. That'll be $600,000 US please."

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#6 Jun 08 2006 at 3:28 PM Rating: Decent
i cant stand the taste of beer, i prefer tequila or maybe some rum or whiskey, if its gonna be gross, might as well get as !@#%ed up as you can so you can quit tasting it.. going DOWN that is.
#7 Jun 08 2006 at 3:35 PM Rating: Good
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Krelach wrote:
i cant stand the taste of beer, i prefer tequila or maybe some rum or whiskey, if its gonna be gross, might as well get as !@#%ed up as you can so you can quit tasting it.. going DOWN that is.


I had that problem back in junior high too.
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#8 Jun 08 2006 at 3:37 PM Rating: Good
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might as well get as !@#%ed up as you can so you can quit tasting it.. going DOWN that is.


Right. Plus you're not gay if you don't kiss the guy.

Glad that works for you.



Edited, Jun 8th 2006 at 3:46pm EST by Smasharoo
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#9 Jun 08 2006 at 3:37 PM Rating: Good
Kakar the Vile wrote:
Krelach wrote:
i cant stand the taste of beer, i prefer tequila or maybe some rum or whiskey, if its gonna be gross, might as well get as !@#%ed up as you can so you can quit tasting it.. going DOWN that is.


I had that problem back in junior high too.
Ha! Wuss! I've been drinking beer as long as I can remember. I'd steal it right out of the my old man's bottle when working outside with him.
#10 Jun 08 2006 at 3:38 PM Rating: Decent
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Kakar the Vile wrote:
Krelach wrote:
i cant stand the taste of beer, i prefer tequila or maybe some rum or whiskey, if its gonna be gross, might as well get as !@#%ed up as you can so you can quit tasting it.. going DOWN that is.


I had that problem back in junior high too.


I used to hate beer too when I was young. Now, it just tastes ooohhhh so good. Wine is also an aquired taste. Most booze is.
#11 Jun 08 2006 at 3:41 PM Rating: Decent
well i know its an acquired taste or whatever, i used to drink it when i was younger, loved it, but then i dunno... i didnt get **** drunk off it or anything, i just stopped liking the taste of it, i know whiskey and stuff is worse, but i know i dont have to drink as much to get as messed up.
#12 Jun 08 2006 at 3:41 PM Rating: Decent
Smiley: lol When my mother and uncle were 6 & 8 years old, respectively, Grandpa would ask one of them to get and open a beer for him from the fridge.

90% of the time it was half empty before it got to him Smiley: laugh
#13 Jun 08 2006 at 3:42 PM Rating: Good
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Elderon the Wise wrote:
Kakar the Vile wrote:
Krelach wrote:
i cant stand the taste of beer, i prefer tequila or maybe some rum or whiskey, if its gonna be gross, might as well get as !@#%ed up as you can so you can quit tasting it.. going DOWN that is.


I had that problem back in junior high too.
Ha! Wuss! I've been drinking beer as long as I can remember. I'd steal it right out of the my old man's bottle when working outside with him.


I didn't say I didn't drink it. I just agreed that I didn't particularly enjoy the taste of it at first. By the time college came around, that was no longer an issue.
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#14 Jun 08 2006 at 3:43 PM Rating: Good
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When my mother and uncle were 6 & 8 years old, respectively, Grandpa would ask one of them to get and open a beer for him from the fridge.

90% of the time it was half empty before it got to him


Hahaha, nothing's funnier than child alcholics.

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#15 Jun 08 2006 at 3:43 PM Rating: Good
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I used to hate beer too when I was young. Now, it just tastes ooohhhh so good. Wine is also an aquired taste. Most booze is.


I'm old as hell, and I still think beer tastes bad.

Vodka and margaritas all the way. Occasionally wine.
#16 Jun 08 2006 at 3:45 PM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:

When my mother and uncle were 6 & 8 years old, respectively, Grandpa would ask one of them to get and open a beer for him from the fridge.

90% of the time it was half empty before it got to him


Hahaha, nothing's funnier than child alcholics.



Except handicapped alchoholics. Give me a drunk guy in a wheel chair and I'll give you hours of entertainment.
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#17 Jun 08 2006 at 3:45 PM Rating: Decent
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Wine is the bomb. I'm not so into the whites, but love the reds. I think I'm goin' to pick up a bottle on the way home.
#18 Jun 08 2006 at 3:57 PM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:
This really should have been titled "What the hell are they teaching these marketing concultants."

"Hmm, beer isn't as IN as it was last year. Clearly we need X-TREME BEER and to give away songs from iTunes genetlmen. That'll be $600,000 US please."

I have yet to try Budweiser's caffeine beer, but I'll get around to it eventually.

Yes, I do hate myself.

I'll normally settle for, say, a Sam Adams. When I'm allowed.
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#19 Jun 08 2006 at 4:05 PM Rating: Decent
I prefer White Wine to red. Red wine tastes slightly tangy to me, and it stains your teeth a horrible shade of brown.

Ahh the amount of times I have had to ask a fellow peer why I have blood on me and what the hell have I been up to.

Good times.
#20 Jun 08 2006 at 4:05 PM Rating: Good
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Debalic wrote:


I'll normally settle for, say, a Sam Adams. When I'm allowed.


Black and Tan baby...

if thats not available then Sam Adams, Fat Tire, Gordon Bierch, or a nice Hefinvisen.
#21 Jun 08 2006 at 4:07 PM Rating: Decent
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Aadynn Litefoot wrote:
Debalic wrote:


I'll normally settle for, say, a Sam Adams. When I'm allowed.


Black and Tan baby...

if thats not available then Sam Adams, Fat Tire, Gordon Bierch, or a nice Hefinvisen.



Do you like snakebites? I'm not usually a fan of pear cider but, mixed with guiness, it makes a nice tasty combo.
#22 Jun 08 2006 at 4:16 PM Rating: Good
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Aadynn Litefoot wrote:
Debalic wrote:


I'll normally settle for, say, a Sam Adams. When I'm allowed.


Black and Tan baby...

if thats not available then Sam Adams, Fat Tire, Gordon Bierch, or a nice Hefinvisen.


The fu[Aqua][/Aqua]ck?

What does Sam Adams have to do with a Black & Tan? Last time I checked that was half Guinness and half Harp.

Though I've seen them made with Guinness and Bass as well.

Edited, Jun 8th 2006 at 4:30pm EST by Kakar
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#23 Jun 08 2006 at 4:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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Bleh, beer is good about once a year on a really hot day...and then only about half a glass. I like most red wine, and the only thing I can take a shot of is tequilla (although bets are off now, since it's been about two years, haha).

I'm really super old and like drinks involving Gin. I plan on being an embarassing grandmother someday.

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#24 Jun 08 2006 at 4:21 PM Rating: Decent
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Nadenu wrote:
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I used to hate beer too when I was young. Now, it just tastes ooohhhh so good. Wine is also an aquired taste. Most booze is.


I'm old as hell, and I still think beer tastes bad.

Vodka and margaritas all the way. Occasionally wine.

According to the beer gurus, bitter tastebuds don't finish developing until you are through growing (20-25).

Also, women are usually much more sensitive to bitter tastes. Beer just doesn't taste the same to them as it does for men.

#25 Jun 08 2006 at 4:21 PM Rating: Good
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Kakar the Vile wrote:
Aadynn Litefoot wrote:
Debalic wrote:


I'll normally settle for, say, a Sam Adams. When I'm allowed.


Black and Tan baby...

if thats not available then Sam Adams, Fat Tire, Gordon Bierch, or a nice Hefinvisen.


The fu[Aqua][/Aqua]ck?

What does Sam Adams have to do with a Black & Tan? Last time I checked that was half Guinness and half Harp.
Harp is yellow, not tan, silly

Black & Tan here (& last time I had one in Dublin) was 1/2 Guinness and 1/2 bitter, so Sam Adams would be closer.

Irish Velvet = 1/2 Guinness & 1/2 Champagne Smiley: inlove

The poor man's Irish Velvet = 1/2 Guinness & 1/2 Cider. Not bad
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#26 Jun 08 2006 at 4:39 PM Rating: Decent
I'd take Vitamin-Y over an I-Pod. I love my beer. Yuengling or Newcastle Brown Ale preferably.

Edited, Jun 8th 2006 at 4:40pm EST by BloodwolfeX
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