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#1 Jun 08 2006 at 5:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah, you, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi.
I just hope that the 'virgins' are 80-year-old pox-riddled crones with toothy twats and an insatiable appetite for 69s. Rot, you motherfu[Aqua][/Aqua]cker. Rot and Burn.

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Zarqawi killed in Iraq air raid

Militant leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi has been killed, Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri Maliki has announced.

"Today we have eliminated Zarqawi," Mr Maliki said, sparking sustained applause. The US said he was killed in an air raid near Baquba.

The Jordanian-born leader of al-Qaeda in Iraq was considered the figurehead of the Sunni insurgency.


I know some other vicious bastage is now taking his place, but that's some good news there.
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#2 Jun 08 2006 at 5:33 AM Rating: Decent
Lots of Islamic scholars say that the word people interpret as "virgins" in the Koran actually mean "olives".

So, enjoy your olives mother@#%^er.

Edited, Jun 8th 2006 at 5:41am EST by RedPhoenixxxxxx
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#3 Jun 08 2006 at 5:40 AM Rating: Decent
And just in case it doesnt mean "olives", we can always comfort ourselves in the fact that Anne Widdecombe is a virgin.


Shame she's not dead yet.
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#4 Jun 08 2006 at 5:54 AM Rating: Excellent
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Right on! We needed another martyr.

Now of course, 20 more cockroaches will rally to take his place.

We should just flatten the whole region, make it glow in the dark for 50 years, and kill everything without blonde hair and blue eyes.
#5 Jun 08 2006 at 6:31 AM Rating: Good
3 cheers...

i woundered if someone was going to beat me to the punch on this one.

thank god the devil b4stard is dead. now to get more of them.
#6 Jun 08 2006 at 7:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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Glad the bastage is dead.
#7 Jun 08 2006 at 7:26 AM Rating: Good
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Smiley: clap
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#8 Jun 08 2006 at 7:28 AM Rating: Good
Someone will just take his place of course, but good news none the less. In related news gas prices dropped $1.21 since the announcement was made.

Smiley: yippee
#9 Jun 08 2006 at 7:44 AM Rating: Good
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Hopefully they actually got him.

Usually these reports are as reliable as as Bush's grammar.
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#10 Jun 08 2006 at 7:46 AM Rating: Good
I heard on the radio they matched fingerprints.
#11 Jun 08 2006 at 7:49 AM Rating: Good
The article says they matched fingerprints, facial recognition, and known scars.
#12 Jun 08 2006 at 7:50 AM Rating: Good
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Great news if true though.

Hopefully now they can get back to focusing on Osama.



Edited, Jun 8th 2006 at 8:00am EST by bodhisattva
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#13 Jun 08 2006 at 8:18 AM Rating: Decent
I had always assumed the virgins were dudes.
#14 Jun 08 2006 at 8:45 AM Rating: Decent
Smiley: lol Cnn.com shows the military showing off the picture of AZ's dead face, and they have the fu[aqua][/aqua]cking thing framed already Smiley: lol


In other news-

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/06/08/afghan.donkey.ap/index.html wrote:
KABUL, Afghanistan (AP) -- Security forces thwarted a bombing in a southern Afghan town by capturing a donkey laden with explosives and a man who was plotting to blow up the animal in a rebel attack, a government spokesman said Thursday.


They're sending their wives into towns with bombs now? Smiley: confused
#15 Jun 08 2006 at 8:47 AM Rating: Excellent
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and kill everything without blonde hair and blue eyes.


Well, my youngest son will be safe. The rest of us are screwed, though.
#16 Jun 08 2006 at 8:48 AM Rating: Decent
Ill never be your beast of burden
So lets go home and draw the curtains
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Come on baby make sweet love to me
#17 Jun 08 2006 at 8:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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From what I've heard so far, in addition to taking out the big Smiley: cheese, they conducted more than a dozen simultaneous raids on known centers of Al Qaeda operations, basically taking out a huge portion of mid-level operatives. They've been doing this all along in smaller "doses," with the theory being that if you can take out the mid-level, the top level will eventually collapse.

And all of this is occurring just as the new Iraqi Prime Minister installed 3 critical defense and security ministers to his cabinet. I hope the momentum is enough that Iraqis can take control of their own country and we can get out with some semblence of dignity.


#18 Jun 08 2006 at 8:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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A wise man once told me, "Son, never bring a gun to a 500lb smart-bomb fight"

This is good news to hear.
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#19 Jun 08 2006 at 9:15 AM Rating: Decent
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Usually these reports are as reliable as as Bush's grammar.


Oh, I think its fairly reliable.

like ol' faithful
#20 Jun 08 2006 at 9:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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#21 Jun 08 2006 at 9:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yay!
#22 Jun 08 2006 at 10:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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Good riddance to bad rubbish
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#23 Jun 08 2006 at 11:42 AM Rating: Good
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See, this war is producing results already!!

Smiley: dubious
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#24 Jun 08 2006 at 11:45 AM Rating: Decent
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Hopefully it's true. About time.
#25 Jun 08 2006 at 11:53 AM Rating: Good
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Bout fecking time.

Go us.
#26 Jun 08 2006 at 2:13 PM Rating: Decent
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The only thing more I can hope for related to his demise, is that he suffered huge amounts of pain before he finally let his last, stinking breath leave his lips.....

While this is highly unlikely considering he was blown up by a smart bomb.....I can still hope Smiley: sly
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