Studlious Maximus, Indeed...Follow

I've always enjoyed playing Gnomes and other wee folk in games like EQ, WoW and now, EQ2. Imagine my surprise as I stood there, agog, simply agog , at the wondrous magnificence at Smoggo, Gnome Shadow Knight, when decked out in some platemail pants. Studlious Maximus, indeed.

Now you can, too. Go on, look at it. Touch it, love it, and revere it. You will be awestruck and feel inadequate all at once. Behold, the uber bulge and buttocks of Smoggo, Gnome Shadow Knight!

Smoggo 1
Smoggo 2
Smoggo 3
Smoggo 4
Smoggo 5

Seriously, he could crack walnuts with those **** cheeks. As for the bulge, well, he's going to be a very popular little buggerer is all I'm saying.



Sorry for the dark pics - it was getting late and I was inspired on the fly. I'll update in better lighting when I get around to it.

Just right for punting!

Sweet lord, you were telling me about that and I told you not to post the pics but you just had to go and do it! Why wouldnt you listen.

Oh and here is a picture of my char checking out DSD while she looks the other way.

You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.

Says the person with the dancing crack avatar

Smoggy...did those last couple of prostate exams make you see the world in 'a different light'?

Sir Exodus, Eater of Cheese wrote:

If you mean the blinding white pain kind of light, then...yes.

Actually, at the end of this month, I'll be getting a prostate check - not the kind where the doctor is up to his elbow in my ***** but the kind that involves barium or something - I'll edit when I get home to provide the gory details.

Btw, I'm 42, so I have hopefully many more years of getting poked and prodded by men in white coats - oh joy!

Of course, it would help if the doctor bought me enough to get me and then send me home with to ease the .

Is that so wrong?

Yeah I've got that too, but I haven't used it - now that I'm settling down with my chosen toons, I'll make with some pics.



Hey, if you got it, flaunt! Man-**** Gnomes ftw!

No wonder you have such a hard time pulling your head outta your as[Antiquewhite][/Antiquewhite]s!

I knew what it meant, silly. I was keeeeeding...




How you doing?

Someone has issues. I won't name any names.

When I look at those graphics I can smell Barbie dolls. I wish I were kidding.