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What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Again!
That man's a menace!
That man's a menace!
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Again!
That man's a menace!
That man's a menace!
He's a "manace" thankyouverymuch!
Hah!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Well, either Tare is preggers again, or she attempted to cook a muffen that unfortunatly had a parasite inside that caused vomiting, gastrointestinal bloating and is delivered by storks?
Either way, congo ratulations!
Either way, congo ratulations!
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hahahah, congratulations sweetie! Better you than me!*
*jokes in bad taste are allowed only by the person affected.
Nexa
*jokes in bad taste are allowed only by the person affected.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Thank you, thank you...now DSD and I can be fat friends! Yay!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Congratualte thedaddy for us too!
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Congrats Tare! Awesome OP, loved it! 
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Stork muffins make you pregnant?
Congrats!
Congrats!
Dammit! That's a bun...next to an oven!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Princess Tare wrote:
Dammit! That's a bun...next to an oven!
The important thing is that I'll be keeping my wife away from the stork muffins.
Congratulations!!!! 
Edited, Jun 7th 2006 at 9:47pm EST by Darqflame
Edited, Jun 7th 2006 at 9:47pm EST by Darqflame
Sooo... your bewbs are gonna get bigger? Schweet.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Princess Tare wrote:
Dammit! That's a bun...next to an oven!
Shouldn't the bun be *in* the oven though? Just asking, cause I'm thinking maybe it wont cook sitting there next to it...
Hehe. Grats! I was going to make up a clever interpretation of the pictures, but that's already been done now, so it's not cool anymore. ;)
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
Just tell me if it's a girl you'll name her Maya. You know, so you can have Mia and... oh, forget it.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Princess Tare wrote:
Thank you, thank you...now DSD and I can be fat friends! Yay!
Oh Yay Gratz Sweetie!!!!!!! How far along are you? Want to compare due dates? =)
Time for a BBQ?
Congrats!
Congrats!
[:waytogetpreggers:]
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Wheee! Grats Tare!
DSD, so how does it feel to be an alpha female?
DSD, so how does it feel to be an alpha female?
Congrats. Hope the baby is as beautiful as you are...
to ensure it never reproduces.
Naww, nothing but luv for you and the muffin-next-to-the-oven...... thingy....with a bird..... and hot chicks puking....
..... is that considered watersports?
Fu[red][/red]cking IN!
pregnant chicks are hawt.
to ensure it never reproduces.
Naww, nothing but luv for you and the muffin-next-to-the-oven...... thingy....with a bird..... and hot chicks puking....
..... is that considered watersports?
Fu[red][/red]cking IN!
pregnant chicks are hawt.
Congrats.
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But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Hey Tare! In honor of this momentous occasion, I made a new avatar for you!
Behold, the storkmuffin!
Behold, the storkmuffin!
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