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Donut

Special K throughout highschool

Keifer every once and awhile

I was called "Lucky" for years, reason unknown... thats just what i was given on my first ship by the "Daddy" of the mess and what he say goes.

I am now the "Daddy" of the mess and i give out the nicknames, which is nice icon in my mess there are varied nicknames mainlybased on Surnames or place of birth...

I'm not sure the Navy could be any gayer if they had "I love to have sex with other men!" tee shirts instead of uniforms.



Edited, Wed Jun 7 08:22:34 2006 by Smasharoo

"Elvis"

My real name is really exotic and cool sounding.

No, really.

Usually, people just call me by my last name, as Chris is fairly common.

In college I picked up "Ray Charles" on account of my transitions glassess. I also picked up "MD" (Mule ****) from the "package" I used to take to study every night. Most of my buddies picked up odd names there...

Slutpants
Suckabitch
Shame

I also knew two guys with last names "Acock" and "Hand" who were in another company, they were roomates. You'd be suprised how many variations of "****" are in last names.

When I was a senior there were two freshmen in my company, one who became "Booger" from his last name, another who was allergic to sunlight became "Sunshine". And "Hawk"... his last name was Hawk, but we used to get him to perch on the waterfountain and screech like one.

I've gotten Chipped Ham and "Sip the Tea"...variations...I guess...of Cipollone - my last name.

Ay

Don't make me come over there and spank your behind, B*tch.

i think the worst one i ever heard was "It's not gay if you don't push back"....

That said we do have 5-6 gays/Lesbians onboard but thats in a crew of 300+ so not like it's every other person.

I'll remember to tell Queeny that when i speak to her in july

The kids I used to babysit called me Rah-Rah, which I always thought was cute. Other than that, I don't really have a name that lends itself to nicknames. Sometimes people call me Laura, but that's a long story. I had plenty of nicknames in highschool that were related to being blonde, but thankfully those have been dropped since reaching adulthood.

Nexa

Jeffy
Fairly common with most of my lady-friends

Jelly
Used to spend a lot of time with two girls at work, Pattie and Bocara, which started PB&J, which led to Jelly

Studdly Duddly
When I worked security at the strip club. (Started by one dancers who offered to be my sex slave forever if I would get a Prince Albert...Wonder whatever happened to her?)

Too damned many.

In primary school, I was the kid who started puberty before everyone else. I was called Flower after the skunk in Bambi (B.O. issues when I was a kid. Who knew 10 year olds needed deodorant?).

In high school I was called Reverand because I had a silver cross I always wore. I was also called Rhino, because I was on the school rugby team and, although I wasn't a fast runner, it took a good half-dozen players to take me down. I was also called Perilla Gorilla (play on my name & Magilla Gorilla) by some of the other players- mostly guys who didn't like me much. I still use Perilla as a handle.

When I got my first job, I was called Choker. There was a guy who always tried to goad me on (it was a liquor warehouse, lots of roughnecks), and I ended up picking him up by his neck and throwing him in a dumpster.

In Police, I was called Buddha. I am still not sure if that's because I tried to be calm and controlled all the time, I am Buddhist, or because I slowly grew Buddha's belly over several years.

Several of my friends call me Uncle B or just B. Someone threw it out one day, and it just stuck.

I haven't really gotten any nicknames that stick out that relate to my I.T. field.