Ball Toucher (non-porno flash)Follow

114 balls on my first try. I've no inclination to go again.

I touched my balls twice.

It wouldn't let me touch my balls. Can someone else do it for me and let me know how they make out?

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This game also sucks, in a less-plagiarized form.

/shudders two seconds into the theme music and quickly hits his Back button

If there was ever proof positive that the rest of the world is screwed up and America the only sane/rational nation left, it's the reverence and adulation everybody else pours out on the so-called "King of Pop."

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The ebaum's version at least has the creator's name on it.

The MJ parody makes no mention.

I dont want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself



that one?

I was thinking Eldy wants someone to make out with his balls

/shiver

Every time I see the title of this thread, I think someone is trying to say "ball torture" and wonder if it's a thread about CBT.

Ummm...last I checked, there were still plenty of Americans pouring that reverance and adulation on old MJ too, so the assumption of sanity/rationality being an exclusively American trait needs some rethinking.

Not by anybody who is taken seriously, Ambrya. Jackson is a standing punchline by nearly everyone and a cautionary tale by everyone else. After all, we don't have anyone like the prince of Monaco here declaring Michael the Entertainer of the Millenium. Granted, while there are a lot of fat chicks and pederasts who were cheering when he was dubiously exonerated of grabbing the peepee of various little boys in Santa Barbara, like OJ Simpson, only those who willfully delude themselves for whacked-out personal reasons have convinced themselves he is innocent.

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