So for those keeping track, tomorrow is 6-6-6. They’re having a big party in Hell, MI where you can not only submit into the decadence of celebrating Satan’s number, but you can also purchase a square inch deed to Hell.
Personally, I may call in sick tomorrow and sacrifice a bull. First I need to find a foreign illegal female in which to perform sexual acts on it while singing Hotel California backwards and spitting split pea soup all over bystanders. I figure that will go over well in my neighborhood.
What about the rest of you depraved individuals? Any plans?