So for those keeping track, tomorrow is 6-6-6. They’re having a big party in Hell, MI where you can not only submit into the decadence of celebrating Satan’s number, but you can also purchase a square inch deed to Hell.
Personally, I may call in sick tomorrow and sacrifice a bull. First I need to find a foreign illegal female in which to perform sexual acts on it while singing Hotel California backwards and spitting split pea soup all over bystanders. I figure that will go over well in my neighborhood.
What about the rest of you depraved individuals? Any plans?
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Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Kakar the Vile wrote:
And in the master's chambers, they gathered for the feast..
they stab it with their steely knives but they just cant kill the beast!!
Supposedly, I already have a ticket reserved in hell. I dont need to do no stinking sacrifices
Wake up and drag my tired *** to my Hellish job is about the only thing on my list. Maybe throw back a bottle or two of some Stone IPA (bottle imagery is of a gargoyle/demon)
Hmm
This calls for wisdom. . .
This calls for wisdom. . .
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
And next year on my b-day, it'll be 7-7-7...yay!
DSD wrote:
Supposedly, I already have a ticket reserved in hell. I dont need to do no stinking sacrifices
Id use a laughing smiley, but instead you'll have to use your imagination. Besides did I ever tell you that they did not, infact, lose my reservation? When I checked in I had 2 rooms waiting for me.
Stupid morons
Stupid morons
I still say it really loses any significance if you just write out the full date as 6/6/2006. I bet it pales in comparison to the real 6/6/6.
Man, I am such a buzz-kill.
Man, I am such a buzz-kill.
I'm going to class, then to work, then to my friend's basement where we'll dance naked in a circle, chanting and paying homage to the corpse of a dead hooker.
Y'know, the usual.
Y'know, the usual.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I have an exam 
Not in anything Satanic, either...
Not in anything Satanic, either...
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I'm going to spend the whole day in the pool discussing religion.
By discussing religion of course I mean jokes about priests, rabbis, buddists and stuff.
By discussing religion of course I mean jokes about priests, rabbis, buddists and stuff.
Professor CrescentFresh wrote:
Is that to say you've got a haircut like those listed and are going to be spending the day hiding out so you don't get punched in the face?
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Professor CrescentFresh wrote:
*Voices carry
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Was I supposed to wait til Tuesday* to punch those kids in the face? Sh[Aqua][/Aqua]it, this is like opening my presents on Christmas Eve!
You wouldn't show up for the big game without practicing first, right?
Well, I'll be standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona, and such a fine sight to see.
Takin'it easy I guess.
Takin'it easy I guess.
Ok, after opening that link that Cresent listed, I must confess to being confused. I had always lumped the grouchy, black and torn clothes wearing, unwashed, and safety pin festooned angsty teenager as a Goth kid. I take it there is a sub-set or splinter group that is now classified as "Emo?" What, precisely, is the difference?
They all look as though they need a good a$$ kicking by their parents and sent off to go work doing menial labor (get off my lawn!). After having read various rants by some Emos defending their *cough* way of life *cough*, it appears to simply boil down to consumerism that is defined by bad taste in clothing, ie shopping at Hot Topic.
Explain to an old geezer please.
Totem
They all look as though they need a good a$$ kicking by their parents and sent off to go work doing menial labor (get off my lawn!). After having read various rants by some Emos defending their *cough* way of life *cough*, it appears to simply boil down to consumerism that is defined by bad taste in clothing, ie shopping at Hot Topic.
Explain to an old geezer please.
Totem
Goths wish that they were vampires. Emos complain about how hard their suburban life is.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I keep wanting to say "Emu," you know, the chicken of the future...
Totem
Totem
Don't you get it? They fight conformity by conforming to a non-conformist set of ideals. They all dress and act the same, and write bad poetry about the eternal pain in their soul. Then they go to Denny's and drink coffee until 4am discussing how they'll never become "corporate whores", all while discussing the latest non-conformist fads (hair dye, lip rings, black nail polish, etc).
You ever notice how "conformity" is one of those words that loses all meaning once repeated several times?
You ever notice how "conformity" is one of those words that loses all meaning once repeated several times?
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Just tread carefully, because the OOT got a little inundated with goth/emo threads a little ways back. Apparently it's a touchy subject over there (who'da thunk it?).
If you're not careful, somebody might come in and try to "educate" everyone about the specific qualifications of being what they call a "true" goth or emo.
If you're not careful, somebody might come in and try to "educate" everyone about the specific qualifications of being what they call a "true" goth or emo.
Eske wrote:
Just tread carefully, because the OOT got a little inundated with goth/emo threads a little ways back. Apparently it's a touchy subject over there (who'da thunk it?).
If you're not careful, somebody might come in and try to "educate" everyone about the specific qualifications of being what they call a "true" goth or emo.
If you're not careful, somebody might come in and try to "educate" everyone about the specific qualifications of being what they call a "true" goth or emo.
At such time, We will easily dispatch these invaders with the best of their ability, and send them back to their coffee shops and blog sites.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Eske wrote:
If you're not careful, somebody might come in and try to "educate" everyone about the specific qualifications of being what they call a "true" goth or emo.
Fu[Black][/Black]cking posers. True "emo" folk would be too busy moping to care.
Eske wrote:
If you're not careful, somebody might come in and try to "educate" everyone about the specific qualifications of being what they call a "true" goth or emo.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Eske wrote:
If you're not careful, somebody might come in and try to "educate" everyone about the specific qualifications of being what they call a "true" goth or emo.
It's too bad you got bored. It was keeping me slightly entertained anyways.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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