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#1 Jun 05 2006 at 11:11 AM Rating: Good
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Run, hide, do whatever you have to do protect you and yours. Patrick Kennedy is out of rehab and looking frantically for the car keys and his prescription meds.

Governing?!? Who has time for that stuff? Ambien waits for no one!

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#2 Jun 05 2006 at 11:27 AM Rating: Good
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He's actually a really nice guy.

Allways buys too!

Really.

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#3 Jun 05 2006 at 12:14 PM Rating: Good
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I'd applaud him for taking the initiative and getting himself help if it didn't take getting into an accident and public humiliation to prompt it. It's all PR at this point.

I wonder if the good people will re-elect him next term.
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#4 Jun 05 2006 at 12:20 PM Rating: Good
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I wonder if the good people will re-elect him next term.


NEver been to New England, I see.

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#5 Jun 05 2006 at 12:23 PM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:

I wonder if the good people will re-elect him next term.


NEver been to New England, I see.



Nope, I haven't. I do have a few buddies from there, two of which aren't really interested in politics at all. One is, and he absolutely abhores the whole Kennedy family. Of course, he is a Pubbie.
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#6 Jun 05 2006 at 1:57 PM Rating: Decent
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Thought this thread was about Skeet.
#7 Jun 05 2006 at 9:02 PM Rating: Good
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Kakar the Vile wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:

I wonder if the good people will re-elect him next term.


NEver been to New England, I see.



Nope, I haven't. I do have a few buddies from there, two of which aren't really interested in politics at all. One is, and he absolutely abhores the whole Kennedy family. Of course, he is a Pubbie.


Which is what's screwed up with New England...

It's like people's brains turn to mush in that part of the country. Just no other explanation.
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#8 Jun 05 2006 at 9:17 PM Rating: Decent
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Which is what's screwed up with New England...

It's like people's brains turn to mush in that part of the country. Just no other explanation.


this coming from someone living in cali.....
#9 Jun 05 2006 at 9:58 PM Rating: Good
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this coming from someone living in cali.....


Haha. Saved me time.

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#10 Jun 05 2006 at 10:08 PM Rating: Good
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Hey. At least our crappy politicians can hold their liquor...

And we vote out our bad apples. You guys seem to just keep them around cause they've got character or something.
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#11 Jun 05 2006 at 10:13 PM Rating: Good
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And we vote out our bad apples. You guys seem to just keep them around cause they've got character or something.


Yes, we vote out our bad apples, but then the replacements are still rather fruity.
#12 Jun 05 2006 at 10:43 PM Rating: Good
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And we vote out our bad apples. You guys seem to just keep them around cause they've got character or something.


It's honestly more that they have connections and if you want your tiny district in Rhode Island to have platnium coated fire hydrants you ahve to make some hard choices.

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#13 Jun 05 2006 at 10:57 PM Rating: Decent
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In New England, they like to drive off that bridge when they come to it.
#14 Jun 06 2006 at 3:47 AM Rating: Decent
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In New England, they like to drive off that bridge when they come to it


That was funny and topical.

In 1982.

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#15 Jun 06 2006 at 8:21 AM Rating: Decent
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#16 Jun 06 2006 at 8:43 AM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:

That was funny and topical.

In 1982.
Aww c'mon Smash.

The Kennedies are the USA's eternal tragi-comedic dynasty.

We have the Plantaganets, the Bourbons and the Churchills.

So repeat after me. "Chappaquiddik is, was and always will be funny"

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#17 Jun 06 2006 at 8:49 AM Rating: Good
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Nobby wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:

That was funny and topical.

In 1982.
Aww c'mon Smash.

The Kennedies are the USA's eternal tragi-comedic dynasty.

Don't forget the Presleys and the Jacksons.
#18 Jun 06 2006 at 9:46 AM Rating: Decent
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The Kennedies are the USA's eternal tragi-comedic dynasty.


Oh, I agree, it's just that in the time since you've had family members being convicted of murder, bedding babysitter and skiing into trees and dying, etc.

I mean how many Nevvile Chamberlin jokes are still funny?
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#19 Jun 06 2006 at 10:15 AM Rating: Good
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Hey, there's nothing so timeless as a Neville Chamberlain joke involving the roasting and gassing of Jews! That's high comedy!

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