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#1 Jun 05 2006 at 8:17 AM Rating: Good
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2 found dead inside deflated balloon

LUTZ, Florida (AP) -- Two college students were found dead inside a large, deflated helium balloon after apparently pulling it down and crawling inside it, officials said.

The deaths of Jason Ackerman and Sara Rydman, both 21, appear to be accidental, Hillsborough County Sheriff's Maj. Bob Schrader said.

Their bodies were found Saturday partially inside a deflated helium balloon at the entrance of a condominium complex a few miles north of Tampa.

The 8-foot-diameter balloon was used to advertise the complex.

"It was more a fun thing they thought they were doing," said Linda Rydman, whose daughter was found dead. "You know how you blow up the balloon and suck the helium."

The county medical examiner said Sunday that the cause of death won't be released for six weeks, until toxicology results come back.

Inhaling helium can quickly lead to brain damage and death from lack of oxygen, according to the Compressed Gas Association, which develops safety standards in the gas industry.

Ackerman was an advertising major at the University of South Florida and Rydman was a student at Hillsborough Community College.


I have to wonder how high did their voices got before they blacked out
#2 Jun 05 2006 at 8:20 AM Rating: Good
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10 bucks says they saw something with someone going inside a balloon at one time on tv, got high/drunk, and figured they would try it themself. I've seen it a couple times on tv before out here... some dude goes around and climbs into a giant balloon.

Edited, Mon Jun 5 10:17:08 2006 by Tomec
#3 Jun 05 2006 at 8:34 AM Rating: Decent
The movie Sphere did it. They filled the room with a Helium mix with oxygen. Sue Miramax!
#4 Jun 05 2006 at 8:47 AM Rating: Good
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Tomec the Wise wrote:
10 bucks says they say something with someone going inside a balloon at one time on tv, got high/drunk, and figured they would try it themself. I've seen it a couple times on tv before out here... some dude goes around and climbs into a giant balloon.


That or they both had room-mates and were trying to find a spot to have sex.
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#5 Jun 05 2006 at 9:00 AM Rating: Good
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I bet their death screams sounded pretty funny.


what?
#6 Jun 05 2006 at 9:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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The movie Sphere did it. They filled the room with a Helium mix with oxygen. Sue Miramax!


If that's the case, they forgot they need to be in really deep water. Always the little technical details, eh?
#7 Jun 05 2006 at 10:17 AM Rating: Good
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Oooh the world is full of them this weekend!


Lioness kills visitor at Kiev zoo
Lions at Kiev zoo
The zoo was full of visitors when the man entered the lion's den
A lioness at Kiev's zoo has killed a man who climbed into her enclosure.

A Ukrainian of Azerbaijani origin lowered himself into the enclosure using a rope. He was quoted as saying God would save him.

One of four lions in the enclosure seized the 45-year-old by the throat, and he died at the scene.

The zoo - which keeps the lions on an "island" protected by concrete blocks - was packed with visitors at the time of the attack on Sunday.

"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," a zoo official told Reuters news agency.

"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."



So passe. If you're going to go out with a bang, dont do something thats been done to death.


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#8 Jun 05 2006 at 10:22 AM Rating: Good
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He was quoted as saying God would save him.


Hahahaha, sucker!

Seriously, people are so stupid...

But then what can you expect from those dumb-*** ex-commies?
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#9 Jun 05 2006 at 10:25 AM Rating: Decent
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Oooh the world is full of them this weekend!


"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists',



So I guess that while God (through Jesus) says that the meek shall inherit the earth, the fUcking stupid are screwed?
#10 Jun 05 2006 at 10:27 AM Rating: Decent
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God doesn't save people from doing stupid things. This should be the lesson to everyone that just because God loves you, doesn't mean he'll save you from yourself.

I think we have three Darwin winners here.
#11 Jun 05 2006 at 10:28 AM Rating: Decent
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So I guess that while God (through Jesus) says that the meek shall inherit the earth, the fUcking stupid are screwed?


Yup.
#12 Jun 05 2006 at 11:32 AM Rating: Decent
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Althrun wrote:
DSD wrote:
Oooh the world is full of them this weekend!


"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists',



So I guess that while God (through Jesus) says that the meek shall inherit the earth, the fUcking stupid are screwed?


If I actually gave half a rats' ***, and you cleaned it up abit, that would be sig worthy.

Awe fu[red][/red]ck it. I'll sig it anyway.
#13 Jun 05 2006 at 5:01 PM Rating: Good
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I guess it's spring cleaning

Medical officials are working to determine the cause of death of a 16-year-old Howell High School student who was found dead by his mother.

Alan Earl Bensinger's mother found him lying in his bed on March 21, with a plastic bag covering his face with duct tape, according to the Livingston Daily.

An autopsy performed on Bensinger listed the cause of death as asphyxiation due to suffocation.

There are questions circling regarding the plastic bag found over the boy's face, and officials wonder if Bensinger was playing the choking game.

"Given the circumstances of his death, it appears that he either placed the bag on, over, his head or face with the intention of killing himself, or he placed the bag on/over his head for the reportedly pleasurable effects of near asphyxiation," Dr. Joyce deJong told the Livingston Daily.

Bensinger's family said they hadn't noticed any suicidal tendencies in him.

Police said all they can do for the time is guess what exactly happened.

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http://www.nbc5i.com/news/9250006/detail.html

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FORT WORTH, Texas -- A fight between two brothers over a piece of chicken ended when the older sibling fatally stabbed the other in the chest and temple, police said.

Marcus Williams, 21, was arrested and charged with murder on Friday in the death of his 17-year-old brother, Michael.

The teenager had returned home with some chicken when his older sibling took a piece without asking, police said.

After the two fought, Marcus Williams allegedly retrieved a knife from the kitchen and stabbed his brother.

The victim died a short time later at a nearby hospital.

Three other family members were at home when the attack occurred, police said.
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#15 Jun 05 2006 at 7:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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I like your avatar image there. Very impressive!
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#16 Jun 05 2006 at 11:41 PM Rating: Decent
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If you place humans on a "standard deviation" based on wisdom or common sense, I wonder what shape it takes?

The "bell shaped curve," is the norm for most rankings, but I'm wondering if this one would end up looking more like a dunce cap?
#17 Jun 06 2006 at 10:39 PM Rating: Good
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Found this one today


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A 17-year-old boy surnamed Liang almost died when he tried to use a kung fu movement to stop a running train in Laibin Railway Station in South China's Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region on Tuesday, Nanguo Jinbao reported.

Liang was pushed to safety by a railway policeman just as he was about to be knocked down. Liang jumped down to the tracks and wanted to use Xianglongshibazhang, a famous kung fu posturing described in many swordsman fictions, to stop the running train.

He was taken into custody for breaking railway rules and said he wanted to test whether or not he could use kung fu to stop the train. Liang is a great fan of swordsman fiction and has also learnt martial arts.

#18 Jun 06 2006 at 10:44 PM Rating: Decent
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reportedly pleasurable effects of near asphyxiation


I'm not sure who's dumber, the person who first discovered this or the copy cats.
#19 Jun 07 2006 at 1:14 AM Rating: Decent
Some peoples kids, and other peoples parents.

Edited, Wed Jun 7 02:14:55 2006 by Rimesume
#20 Jun 07 2006 at 9:19 AM Rating: Decent
How retarded can some people get, i mean really.
#21 Jun 07 2006 at 12:21 PM Rating: Decent
This is very old news but it reminds me...

There was an MP in the town where I live (Eastleigh, UK) who was found dead on a table, naked with a plastic bag covering his face.

Apparently, if you have sex when near asphyixiation, then it's a lot more enjoyable and normal sex won't do it for you anymore.

Maybe that's what the kid was trying to do?



Pretty annoying that my hometown is famous for a gay MP who died trying to make **** more enjoyable.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/february/8/newsid_2538000/2538165.stm



EDIT: Linky. (I don't know flashy URL tags. :( )


Edited, Jun 7th 2006 at 12:37pm EST by Nuclearbuddah
#22 Jun 07 2006 at 2:58 PM Rating: Decent
This is the reason why halloween costume manufacturer's have to print a disclosure label on the box Warning: Wearing this superman suit will not let you fly. Jumping off the roof of your house may result in serious injury.
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