...my hubby is definitely a keeper.
Now, I don't generally do the girl quiz thing. You know, the "Don't you know what today is? Whaddya mean you don't remember the 57th month anniversary of the first time I gave you a cold?!?!" That's just SOO not my schtick.
However, lest anyone begin to doubt that I do, in fact, possess ovaries, today I was going through my closet trying to decide what could go to Goodwill. I came across a nice stretch-lace shell that filled me with nostalgia. Helplessly, irresistably compelled, I held it up and asked Mr. Ambrya,
"Do you recognize this?"
And without missing a BEAT he says, "Yeah, you were wearing that on our first date."
I tell ya, the man is a veritable wonder.
Edited, Sat Jun 3 22:31:54 2006 by Ambrya
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Awwww... 
I wonder what the husband remembers about the early part of our courtship. Hmmm........I could go totally female on him and do a Cosmo quiz on him. That should go over real well if I spring that on him while he's on deployment a few thousand miles away.
I wonder what the husband remembers about the early part of our courtship. Hmmm........I could go totally female on him and do a Cosmo quiz on him. That should go over real well if I spring that on him while he's on deployment a few thousand miles away.
Ambrya wrote:
...my hubby is definitely a [...] You know
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I came across a nice stretch-lace shell that filled me with [...] Mr. Ambrya
"Do you recognize this?"
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And without missing a BEAT he says, "Yeah, you're a horrible wife and I fu[lawngreen][/lawngreen]cking hate you.
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I came across a nice stretch-lace shell that filled me with [...] Mr. Ambrya
"Do you recognize this?"
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And without missing a BEAT he says, "Yeah, you're a horrible wife and I fu[lawngreen][/lawngreen]cking hate you.
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Whoa...
And without missing a BEAT he says, "Yeah, you were wearing that on our first date."
I tell ya, the man is a veritable wonder.
Um, yeah. Well even if he cuts up little kittens and paints the hallway with innards now, he's all set because he has an above average memory!
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[b]Um, yeah. Well even if he cuts up little kittens and paints the hallway with innards now, he's all set because he has an above average memory!
See how easy it is!?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I just threw up a little in the back of my mouth.
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