ya so im seeing my gf tomorrow and shes made out about 20 times and i havent made out once...can some1 give me suggestions when i do it???
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Doesn't matter, it will be over before you know it.
That will result in some embarassment also.
Edited, Sat Jun 3 11:38:50 2006 by Sassythief
That will result in some embarassment also.
Edited, Sat Jun 3 11:38:50 2006 by Sassythief
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wow...im pretty un-excited now...well making out is the first step to the long path of getting head...am i right?
No, it just wastes time you could be spending getting head. When she kisses you, pull back and say "Are you going to suck my co[Aqua][/Aqua]ck or not?" Otherwise, that's time you could be spending watching Cartoon Network.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Codename Kids Next Door is on right now!
Jophiel wrote:
No, it just wastes time you could be spending getting head. When she kisses you, pull back and say "Are you going to suck my co[Aqua][/Aqua]ck or not?" Otherwise, that's time you could be spending watching Cartoon Network.
You can trust him, he has over 23k posts.
No, it just wastes time you could be spending getting head. When she kisses you, pull back and say "Are you going to suck my **** or not?" Otherwise, that's time you could be spending watching Cartoon Network.
Use your own account, lazy Flea!
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Vivvi wrote:
ya so im seeing my gf tomorrow and shes made out about 20 times and i havent made out once...can some1 give me suggestions when i do it???
Touch her boobie! Do it! I dare ya!
Your girlfriend is a *****.
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Codename Kids Next Door is on right now!
I like that show....
:x
Sir Exodus, Eater of Cheese wrote:
Sir Sassythief wrote:
Codename Kids Next Door is on right now!
I like that show....
:x
It's ALLLL about the Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends.Tell her you love her, works like a charm. 15 year old girls love that I heard.
Edited, Sun Jun 4 14:25:59 2006 by PraetorianX
Edited, Sun Jun 4 14:25:59 2006 by PraetorianX
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It's ALLLL about the Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends.
don't believe the hype
google cleveland steamer. Chicks totally dig that during your first makeout session. Make sure its a complete surprise to her though.
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google cleveland steamer. Chicks totally dig that during your first makeout session. Make sure its a complete surprise to her though.
It's actually more curtious to save the Steamer for her mother before you leave the house. It shows you care! Make sure you do it in front of her father too, respect is key.
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Vivvi wrote:
ya so im seeing my gf tomorrow and shes made out about 20 times and i havent made out once...can some1 give me suggestions when i do it???
Thank You!!!
Thank You!!!
Why don't you practice by making out with a blender?
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wow...i think im gonna do the whole when she kisses me say "Are you gonna suck my **** or not?"
btw she couldnt chill today *cry*
btw she couldnt chill today *cry*
Brill, dat you?
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