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#27 Jun 02 2006 at 4:29 PM Rating: Good
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If the swelling and drainage don't decrease within 48 hours, or you get a fever or start to see a red line inching upward from the infection, you may have gotten blood poisioning and you need to go see a doctor.


And that's not fun. My son had been hospitalized twice for cellulitis (no, not fat-cellulite) and blood poisoning became an issue. Antibiotics pumped through an IV for 72 hours while you're lying in a hospital is a lot more expensive than going to a clinic and seeing a doctor.
#28 Jun 02 2006 at 4:34 PM Rating: Good
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I can't see a doctor because I don't have medical insurance and I have no money and my CC is maxed.


I don't want to go into graphic details but at points I do need to drain it. So I assume it's bad one. I'm gonna check that "Free Clinic" thing out. For some reason I thought that was only for VD...


Fine. Go there, and tell them you have toe clap.



Smiley: lol


And as far as wearing open-toed sandles goes, I think I'd rather cut my foot off than become a fu[Aqua][/Aqua]cking hippy.
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#29 Jun 02 2006 at 4:38 PM Rating: Decent
1: most doctors and ER's don't charge upfront
2: If this is a recurring problem they will burn the nail bed to prevent further regrowth of the nail
3: Removing your own nail will hurt like a SOB. That's why they use it as a torture device.
4: Removing it yourself likely won't be as sterile a procedure and hence could increase your risk for infection
5: might already be infected and need abx's.
6: THat being said if you want to remove it yourself get a thin blunt instrument, loosen your nail by running in underneath the nail under its entire length and breadth (careful not to gouge the underlying skin which would affect future nail growth) and remove the nail with pliers.

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#30 Jun 02 2006 at 4:39 PM Rating: Decent
oh--your nail will grow back OK as long as you don't damage the nail bed. takes 6 months to a year.
#31 Jun 02 2006 at 7:07 PM Rating: Decent
Kakar the Vile wrote:
Samira wrote:
Sir Sassythief wrote:
I can't see a doctor because I don't have medical insurance and I have no money and my CC is maxed.


I don't want to go into graphic details but at points I do need to drain it. So I assume it's bad one. I'm gonna check that "Free Clinic" thing out. For some reason I thought that was only for VD...


Fine. Go there, and tell them you have toe clap.



Smiley: lol


And as far as wearing [b]open-toed sandles{/b] goes, I think I'd rather cut my foot off than become a fu[Aqua][/Aqua]cking hippy.


Flip flops. sandals suck.
#32 Jun 02 2006 at 7:08 PM Rating: Good
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FFS go to the free clinic and don't rip your toenail out. Many times the only fee they ask is whatever you feel comfortable donating, which, of course, may be $0. They're real live doctors.

It's just a good general rule not to remove body parts unless absolutely necessary.

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#33 Jun 02 2006 at 8:03 PM Rating: Decent
Ok went to Walgreens got some, um epson salt or something. Got some cotton to jam in it. Gonna see if it goes down at all.

And when soaking my foot, what kind of soap is best? Like anti-bactereal hand soap or...?
#34 Jun 02 2006 at 10:48 PM Rating: Decent
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Dude, you are a fu[red][/red]cking trooper or an idiot for trying to do this yourself. When I got to this point that you're at (after playing a lot of tennis and soccer) I had to see a doctor. He stuck a needle in my big toe six times to numb every area. The first two needle pricks almost made me throw up (TIP: Don't WATCH HIM DO IT).

Anyway, at your point, the puss is a sign your body is trying to fight an infection (puss is mostly white blood cells). You're going to HAVE TO put something on your toe after you get the nail out of the infected area. I'd suggest rubbing alcohol, or possibly just something like Neosporin (which will hurt less probably too).

You'll have to find something small and blunt (trying to think of an instrument to suggest, but I just use this metal nail file that I have in a little grooming kit) and work it (painfully I might add) under the nail to pull it out of the skin, that's where the cotton is used to keep it from just slipping back in. Cut away the excess part of the nail and then cut that V into the top of your nail (yeah...don't know if that's an old wife's tale, but you can try it).

Keep applying alcohol or neosporin regularly to keep it from getting (re)infected.

Best of luck. The podiatrist has a method to stop the nail from growing back into that area...makes the nail look different from the others, but it's not bad.
#35 Jun 02 2006 at 10:57 PM Rating: Decent
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One trick: Sometimes this works and saves a lot of pain and time!

Ok, you take your nail cutters and cut the nail right at the point where the nail goes from horizontal to vertical (into the toe) and if you're good about it, you don't cut that part off, but leave a line that, if you pull the "peninsula" towards you, it'll tear along the line you've created, all the way to the back of the nail (near where the cutical is). Doesn't work all the time, but it MIGHT make it easier. I just did it on mine :) (then again mine isn't big, red, or infected).
#36 Jun 02 2006 at 11:04 PM Rating: Decent
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And when soaking my foot, what kind of soap is best? Like anti-bactereal hand soap or...?

No soap. You're soaking to soften the nail and skin, not get clean. HP and rubbing alcohol are for cleaning.

#37 Jun 03 2006 at 6:20 AM Rating: Decent
Ok, info rocks. I didn't get it from tennis or anything else I got it from have HUGE feet, I have SUPER WIDE feet. It's a family curse. Anyway I have had the same shoes for a while now and I guess it's time to change out.
#38 Jun 03 2006 at 6:40 AM Rating: Good
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Ok, this thread made me want to barf.

Thanks a lot, guys.
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#39 Jun 03 2006 at 7:24 AM Rating: Decent
We can talk about this weird rash I've had on my leg as long as I can remeber. It LOOKs like the skin is coming off but it has almost a sweet taste to it.
#40 Jun 03 2006 at 1:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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Not to discourage you from a doctor, but

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Your toe is injected with an anesthetic


when they did this to me I made the mistake of watching. They injected me three times in three horrible places. Once on the side of the toe, which was the first so I thought well good, that's done. Then they shove a needle underneath my toenail. I was like 13 or something so this was just horrifying. Then last of all, they injected at the base of the nail above where the hair grows. I've blocked out what they did after that, but I do know that it's never ever bothered me again! :)

To further encourage you to go to a doctor, I ended up at the doctor's because my dad tried a home remedy on me. He slapped Vaseline on my toe and then put a lighter to it.
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#41 Jun 03 2006 at 1:44 PM Rating: Decent
Funny story reguarding the anesthetic.

When I was still in JR. High. My dad kicked something and cut his foot pretty bad. It was Halloween night. So we went down to the Hospital, and they checked him in and everything.

The best part is that my dad has very ruff feet, hard scrapy feet. When they went to put the anesthetic in his foot, jammed the the needle RIGHT UNDER HIS callus. While he's screaming everyone is standing around him laughing. But not AT him, his room was the ONLY TV playing the Halloween episode of the Simpsons.

That was a good night.
#42 Jun 03 2006 at 4:13 PM Rating: Good
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Stop being such a pus[/Darkkhaki]sy. Smack it with a hammer, dump some Whiskey on it, and get the fu[Green]ck back to work you whine-***.
#43 Jun 03 2006 at 5:13 PM Rating: Decent
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anytime I see what my symptoms may mean on WebMD, Im either dying of a stroke, or I just have a cold


If I'm not mistaken, WebMD is either owned by or at least supported by a major pharmaceutical company. Hence all the pop-ups and banner ads for this or that drug. Most all their advice on there is going to steer you toward getting a prescription for their product from your doctor. So, yeah, it's not even close to being a reliable source of medical information. It's a sales pitch, nothing more.

#44 Jun 03 2006 at 5:50 PM Rating: Good
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Try that.

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