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#1 Jun 02 2006 at 2:27 PM Rating: Good
Yeah so Fark has been good to me today and we already had a Bleach Cocktail so

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U.S. woman charged with injecting cleaning solution into husband's IV bag
05:29:31 EDT Jun 2, 2006

JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. (AP) - A woman is accused of injecting a cleaning solution into her husband's IV bag while he lay in his hospital bed recovering from surgery.

Millie Edwards, 35, of Fulton, Mo., was charged with first-degree assault Thursday hours after a nurse discovered that someone had tampered with the man's IV bag, authorities said. The man is expected to survive. "Her husband was in the hospital for elective surgery," Police Capt. Mike Smith said. "They had been married for 18 years and we understand they had been having some family issues recently."

After she was arrested, Edwards allegedly admitted injecting "Oops! All-Purpose Remover" into her husband's IV solution, police said. According to court documents, she allegedly purchased the solution at a nearby Wal-Mart and hoped it would trigger a heart attack.

"The suspect was in the room when the nurse noticed something was wrong," Smith said. "We are still looking into what may have motivated her to do this."

Medical personnel provided emergency treatment after the man started showing symptoms that were unrelated to the condition for which he was hospitalized.


Oops is a Bob send, that stuff works on anything!

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#2 Jun 02 2006 at 2:28 PM Rating: Good
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He probably compared her ladyfur to a wool sock. Serves him right!
#3 Jun 02 2006 at 2:29 PM Rating: Good
Smiley: lol
#4 Jun 02 2006 at 2:43 PM Rating: Good
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He probably compared her ladyfur to a wool sock. Serves him right!


One day there will be a support group, mark my words.
#5 Jun 02 2006 at 2:50 PM Rating: Good
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Soracloud, King of Bards wrote:


Oops is a Bob send, that stuff works on anything!


obviously it didnt for this woman. I think she should demand a refund from the company
#6 Jun 02 2006 at 2:51 PM Rating: Good
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Sad day. Men for generations have enjoyed the fur. Some have even written poetry. Poetry!
ee cummings wrote:
i like,, slowly stroking the, shocking fuzz
of your electric fur,
#7 Jun 02 2006 at 2:52 PM Rating: Decent
DSD wrote:
obviously it didnt for this woman. I think she should demand a refund from the company


I read a story once about a guy that tried to hang himself and the rope broke and he tried to sue the rope manufacturer Smiley: laugh
#8 Jun 02 2006 at 2:55 PM Rating: Good
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i like,, slowly stroking the, shocking fuzz
of my electric fur,


FTFY

OMFGBBQ FL3A M@STUR8@T3S LAWL!!!!111!!1

I think I just died a little inside by saying that.
#9 Jun 02 2006 at 3:01 PM Rating: Good
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aceofwilds wrote:
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i like,, slowly stroking the, shocking fuzz
of my electric fur,


FTFY

OMFGBBQ FL3A M@STUR8@T3S LAWL!!!!111!!1

I think you all just died a little inside by reading that.
fix'd
#10 Jun 02 2006 at 3:02 PM Rating: Decent
aceofwilds wrote:
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i like,, slowly stroking the, shocking fuzz
of my electric fur,


FTFY

OMFGBBQ FL3A M@STUR8@T3S LAWL!!!!111!!1

I think I just died a little inside by saying that.


The thought of ee cummings ************ really does it for ya, eh?
#11 Jun 02 2006 at 3:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Sad day. Men for generations have enjoyed the fur. Some have even written poetry. Poetry!
ee cummings wrote:
i like,, slowly stroking the, shocking fuzz
of your electric fur, moral majorty working,,
for, you
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#12 Jun 02 2006 at 3:12 PM Rating: Decent
Jophiel wrote:
ee cummings wrote:
i like,, slowly stroking the, shocking fuzz
of your electric fur, moral majorty working,,
for, you
/nod


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ee cummings lies in shadows!
#13 Jun 02 2006 at 3:41 PM Rating: Good
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Way to fu[Bisque][/Bisque]ck up my cummings, bastages. Smiley: mad
#14 Jun 02 2006 at 3:43 PM Rating: Decent
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Way to fu[Bisque][/Bisque]ck up my cummings, bastages. Smiley: mad



Smiley: lol
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