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How do you tell an SO that they need to "trim the hedgeFollow

#52 Jun 02 2006 at 2:13 PM Rating: Decent
ChrisMast wrote:
Что зависит делаете вы читаете русского


No, I don't and no, it doesn't.
#53 Jun 02 2006 at 2:14 PM Rating: Good
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Что зависит делаете вы читаете русского


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That depends you make you you read the Russian


I think perhaps you should master the English language before attempting to speak others.
#54 Jun 02 2006 at 2:18 PM Rating: Good
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ChrisMast wrote:
Что зависит делаете вы читаете русского

For some reason I can talk better than I type. I have the words in my head but cant seem to fabricate them into my posts.

In Communist Russia, the Russian reads you!!!
#55 Jun 02 2006 at 2:19 PM Rating: Decent
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
In Communist Russia, the Russian reads you!!!


Is this the part where someone makes a comment about Natalie Portman, naked and petrified?
#56 Jun 02 2006 at 2:20 PM Rating: Good
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Is this the part where someone makes a comment about Natalie Portman, naked and petrified?


That's weird, I just did a google search and it led me to this post.

What was I searching for? Never you mind...
#57 Jun 02 2006 at 2:21 PM Rating: Good
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Professor CrescentFresh wrote:
Is this the part where someone makes a comment about Natalie Portman, naked and petrified?

Natalie Portman наг и вспугнуто.
#58 Jun 02 2006 at 2:22 PM Rating: Decent
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Professor CrescentFresh wrote:
Is this the part where someone makes a comment about Natalie Portman, naked and petrified?

Natalie Portman наг и вспугнуто.


Can I get some hot grits with that?
#59 Jun 02 2006 at 2:23 PM Rating: Default
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Its best to use your own discretion. The people in the forum don’t know your girl and don’t know how she will react to your criticism. Its best to do it when you feel it’s a good time, and when she is in a good mood. You’ll also have to figure out for yourself on how to tell her like I said before we (the people in the forum) don’t know how she would react. Best of luck
#60 Jun 02 2006 at 2:25 PM Rating: Good
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like I said before we (the people in the forum)
You are not We, you are they.
#61 Jun 02 2006 at 2:26 PM Rating: Good
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Professor CrescentFresh wrote:
Can I get some hot grits with that?
То будет стоить экстренно.
#62 Jun 02 2006 at 2:28 PM Rating: Default
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Might as well just call me retarded again.
#63 Jun 02 2006 at 2:28 PM Rating: Decent
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
То будет стоить экстренно.


я радостно оплащу вам вторник для некоторых горячих песчинок


сегодня я хорош для его
#64 Jun 02 2006 at 2:30 PM Rating: Decent
ChrisMast wrote:
Might as well just call me retarded again.


From this point forward, any time one of my posts contains Russian, you can consider it a declaration of your retardedness.
#65 Jun 02 2006 at 2:32 PM Rating: Default
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From this point forward, any time one of my posts contains Russian, you can consider it a declaration of your retardedness.


Thank you I feel like somebody now
#66 Jun 02 2006 at 2:32 PM Rating: Good
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Holly: Engage drive. Drive engaged. Initialise ignition sequence. Ignition sequence initialised.


Unless Holly is putting her initials on the drive, it's initialized.


I can't help it, I'm a programmer. I see that word spelled with an S every goddamn day.

Edited, Fri Jun 2 15:34:43 2006 by aceofwilds
#67 Jun 02 2006 at 2:38 PM Rating: Decent
#68 Jun 02 2006 at 2:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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Professor CrescenteFresco wrote:
Deste ponto para a frente, quando um de meus bornes contem o português, você pode considerá-lo uma declaração de seu retardoness.


Fixo

Edited, Fri Jun 2 15:48:27 2006 by fhrugby
#69 Jun 02 2006 at 2:41 PM Rating: Good
fhrugby wrote:
Professor CrescenteFresco wrote:
Deste ponto para a frente, quando um de meus bornes contem o português, você pode considerá-lo uma declaração de seu retardedness.


It's a good thing I don't do Portuguese.
#70 Jun 02 2006 at 7:20 PM Rating: Good
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This offends my sense of cosmic justice!
#71 Jun 03 2006 at 9:24 AM Rating: Decent
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I mean hell, you should see when I try asking for ****.


Im confused. You can ask for **** but you cant ask her to trim the hedge?
#72 Jun 04 2006 at 7:13 PM Rating: Default
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Buy a Chia pet and when she asks you the name of it say "Your ******".

#73 Jun 05 2006 at 1:13 AM Rating: Decent
Well..I know when mine starts to get a little wild, my fiance just says "Shave that ****, I'm tired of getting hair in my mouth"

You should try that
#74 Jun 05 2006 at 12:01 PM Rating: Decent
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Posting from your daddy's lap


Damn, I always knew my dad was a fu[red][/red]cking pimp.
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