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#27 Jun 02 2006 at 1:42 PM Rating: Good
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Thanks for the input folks. I may just have to go with the plain and simple at an appropriate time and hope for a reaction that doesn't involve her freaking out.


Aye, don't be a puss about it just let her know how you feel. Be straight forward with her and respect the fact that if she's at least moderately mature she'll understand your position. When the time comes just make sure you don't preface it with 'we need to talk' and when you're talking about it don't beat around the bush.













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#28 Jun 02 2006 at 1:43 PM Rating: Decent
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Thanks for the input folks. I may just have to go with the plain and simple at an appropriate time and hope for a reaction that doesn't involve her freaking out.


Aye, don't be a puss about it just let her know how you feel. Be straight forward with her and respect the fact that if she's at least moderately mature she'll understand your position. When the time comes just make sure you don't preface it with 'we need to talk' and when you're talking about it don't beat off on the bush.


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#29 Jun 02 2006 at 1:45 PM Rating: Good
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I'm just at the point where I don't enjoy feeling like I'm having sex with a wool sock...anymore.


Better a wool sock than steel wool. But then again, those hairs can get awfully wiry.
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#30 Jun 02 2006 at 1:45 PM Rating: Good
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A casually 'accidentally' dropped cigarette has always worked for me.
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#31 Jun 02 2006 at 1:51 PM Rating: Good
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Nobby wrote:
A casually 'accidentally' dropped cigarette has always worked for me.


Ahh, the proverbial burning bush, huh?

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#32 Jun 02 2006 at 1:51 PM Rating: Good
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Sooo.. I guess going to bed with a Weed-eater slung casually over the shoulder whilst wearing safety goggles wouldn't go over well then?
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#33 Jun 02 2006 at 1:53 PM Rating: Good
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Nair-lubricated condoms.


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#34 Jun 02 2006 at 1:55 PM Rating: Good
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Nair-lubricated condoms.




I can only guess at the burning pyre of pain that would cause.
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#35 Jun 02 2006 at 1:56 PM Rating: Decent
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Nobby wrote:
A casually 'accidentally' dropped cigarette has always worked for me.


Ahh, the proverbial burning bush, huh?


The proverbial one is more akin to gonorrhea. It burns, but is never burned up.
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#36 Jun 02 2006 at 1:56 PM Rating: Default
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I always found the best way to handle this is to tell them they look fat..Works everytime...when they get pissed just laugh and say your where joking. Then just say its your crotch it looks like a chia Pet mixed with carrot Top

Edited, Fri Jun 2 14:58:53 2006 by ChrisMast because I suck at spelling and grammer

Edited, Fri Jun 2 15:08:14 2006 by ChrisMast
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Kakar the Vile wrote:
trickybeck wrote:

Nair-lubricated condoms.




I can only guess at the burning pyre of pain that would cause.


Ask Totem when he makes his home-made concoction.
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#38 Jun 02 2006 at 1:59 PM Rating: Decent
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I always found the best way to handle this is to tell they look fat..Works everytime...when they get pissed just laugh and say your where joking. Then just say its your crotch it looks like a cheapet mixed with carrot Top


What the hell is a cheapet?
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#39 Jun 02 2006 at 2:01 PM Rating: Decent
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Take her out to the new Jennifer Aniston/Vince Vaughn movie "The Break Up." I think I saw in a preview that her character got a brazilian wax. If that turns out to be true, use it as your opportunity to bring it up in conversation. Smiley: tongue
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#40 Jun 02 2006 at 2:02 PM Rating: Decent
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What the hell is a cheapet?


I'm guessing chia-pet.

Yes, I read ******.
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#41 Jun 02 2006 at 2:05 PM Rating: Good
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I actually had a point with that. Communication in a relationship is key. I'd rather a woman tell me I utterly suck in bed than for her to 'fake it.' Why? Because at that point, I could ask her what does she want me to do to make it better for her.


And how often has the response been: "Leave"?

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#42 Jun 02 2006 at 2:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah I didn't know what the fuc[u][/u]k he was talking about either.


Edit: Awww, you guys changed the swear filter thing :(.


When the fuCk did they do that?
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#43 Jun 02 2006 at 2:07 PM Rating: Default
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OK so I get called retarded because I suck at spelling...I guarantee you 95% of my post will be misspelled.
Im going to get called retarded alot T-T

Edited, Fri Jun 2 15:17:16 2006 by ChrisMast
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OK so I called retarded because I suck at spelling...I guarantee you 95% of my post will be misspelled.
Im going to get called retarded alot T-T


A lot is two words not one. You're retarded.
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OK so I called retarded because I suck at spelling...I guarantee you 95% of my post will be misspelled.
Im going to get called retarded alot T-T
******.
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Waxing just seems wrong on a number of levels. I have to admire or fear women that do it on a regular basis, I'm not sure which.

I generally dislike anything naturally occurring being ripped out or off of my body in a violent fashion.
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#47 Jun 02 2006 at 2:09 PM Rating: Decent
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ChrisMast wrote:
OK so I called retarded because I suck at spelling...I guarantee you 95% of my post will be misspelled.
Im going to get called retarded alot T-T


If you typed in Russian and I interpreted it and said "I read Russian" would you think I called you Russian?
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#48 Jun 02 2006 at 2:10 PM Rating: Good
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OK so I called retarded because I suck at spelling...I guarantee you 95% of my post will be misspelled.
Im going to get called retarded alot T-T





A lot is two words not one. You're retarded.


Best...post...ever.
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#49 Jun 02 2006 at 2:11 PM Rating: Good
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Do the "deed" and while down there pluck a ****, jam it between your teeth and go meet her parents. That should tip her off.
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Что зависит делаете вы читаете русского

For some reason I can talk better than I type. I have the words in my head but cant seem to fabricate them into my posts.

Edited, Fri Jun 2 15:23:36 2006 by ChrisMast
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#51 Jun 02 2006 at 2:13 PM Rating: Good
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I'm just at the point where I don't enjoy feeling like I'm having sex with a wool sock...anymore.

There ya go, that's how you should tell her!
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