How do you tell an SO that they need to do a little housekeeping when things start to overgrow their bounds in the southern garden?
I'd make a hedge sculpture while she slept if I was at all artistic.
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How do you tell an SO that they need to "trim the hedgeFollow
Grow pansies.
Jump in the shower with her and do it for her. Duh.
Wax it all in one pull while she is sleeping on her back.
That will earn mega good-book points.
That will earn mega good-book points.
Just tell her already, you baby.
Sheesh.
Sheesh.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Jump in the shower with her and do it for her. Duh.
adding to this, make it some sort of sensual game. Or hint that you've always wanted to see it in a (insert shape here) pattern
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Jump in the shower with her and do it for her. Duh.
She tends to be somewhat shy, so I don't know that ambushing her in the shower and gesturing with a razor to her nether-regions would be an optimal approach.
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adding to this, make it some sort of sensual game. Or hint that you've always wanted to see it in a (insert shape here) pattern
Hmmm...maybe.
"Mmm yeah baby, I've always wanted to see your crotch shaved to resemble Marcia Brady!"
I'll work on it.
Edited, Fri Jun 2 14:04:22 2006 by aceofwilds
Princess Tare wrote:
Just tell her already, you baby.
Sheesh.
Sheesh.
What she said.
I'm guessing she also fakes it to make you happy?
aceofwilds wrote:
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Jump in the shower with her and do it for her. Duh.
She tends to be somewhat shy, so I don't know that ambushing her in the shower and gesturing with a razor to her nether-regions would be an optimal approach.
If she's shy, is she even the kind of girl that would do this? She may not be okay with it. I would tell her it turns you on and hope for the best.
if your girl is as shy as you say she is, dont use the word crotch. Try something a little more ummm, delicate
DSD wrote:
if your girl is as shy as you say she is, dont use the word crotch. Try something a little more ummm, delicate
Snatch?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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If she's shy, is she even the kind of girl that would do this? She may not be okay with it. I would tell her it turns you on and hope for the best.
Just looking for basic upkeep, not a custom design.
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I'm guessing she also fakes it to make you happy?
Wait, you mean women can have orgasms too? Huh.
***.
Offer to shave yourself first :) like:
AoW: "I was thinking, do you want me to shave down there for you? Or just trim it?"
GoAow: "Hmmm, it doesn't really make a difference to me. Do you have any preferences for me?"
AoW: "Well, I'd like to see how it would be if you trimmed it a bit- not shaved, because razor burn is a *****."
GoAoW: "Ok."
Later that night, make sure to tell her how much you like it this way, and there you go.
AoW: "I was thinking, do you want me to shave down there for you? Or just trim it?"
GoAow: "Hmmm, it doesn't really make a difference to me. Do you have any preferences for me?"
AoW: "Well, I'd like to see how it would be if you trimmed it a bit- not shaved, because razor burn is a *****."
GoAoW: "Ok."
Later that night, make sure to tell her how much you like it this way, and there you go.
Give her the message in a very subtle way. Like go down on her and start choking on her pubes.
aceofwilds wrote:
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I'm guessing she also fakes it to make you happy?
Wait, you mean women can have orgasms too? Huh.
***.
I actually had a point with that. Communication in a relationship is key. I'd rather a woman tell me I utterly suck in bed than for her to 'fake it.' Why? Because at that point, I could ask her what does she want me to do to make it better for her.
If you can't tell your GF something as simple as, "Hey sweety...I would like it if you timmed a little" then you have more problems than just worrying about coughing up hairballs.
You suspect her alabaster pearl pot of whispering secrets to the moon once again. Hiding secrets behind such moss is definitely against the primal laws of intimacy.
Or you could grow a beard.
DSD wrote:
adding to this, make it some sort of sensual game. Or hint that you've always wanted to see it in a (insert shape here) pattern
How are things just starting to "overgrow" now? Did she used to trim or is she just now hitting puberty?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
DSD wrote:
adding to this, make it some sort of sensual game. Or hint that you've always wanted to see it in a (insert shape here) pattern
How are things just starting to "overgrow" now? Did she used to trim or is she just now hitting puberty?
Busted.
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I actually had a point with that. Communication in a relationship is key. I'd rather a woman tell me I utterly suck in bed than for her to 'fake it.' Why? Because at that point, I could ask her what does she want me to do to make it better for her.
If you can't tell your GF something as simple as, "Hey sweety...I would like it if you timmed a little" then you have more problems than just worrying about coughing up hairballs.
If you can't tell your GF something as simple as, "Hey sweety...I would like it if you timmed a little" then you have more problems than just worrying about coughing up hairballs.
True, it may be that I'll just have to blurt it out (albeit hopefully in a more articulated fashion as I don't want her to be embarrassed). She enjoys herself while in the act, but otherwise she's fairly conservative.
I don't have a problem with being honest, simply that she can get embarrassed/offended fairly easily...and I don't want to change her shy nature either.
I mean hell, you should see when I try asking for ****.
aceofwilds wrote:
I mean hell, you should see when I try asking for ****.
You're supposed to ask?
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How are things just starting to "overgrow" now? Did she used to trim or is she just now hitting puberty?
Heh, no. She's always been somewhat shaggy. I'm just at the point where I don't enjoy feeling like I'm having sex with a wool sock...anymore.
Edited, Fri Jun 2 14:27:07 2006 by aceofwilds
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I mean hell, you should see when I try asking for ****.
Dude . . . you never ask for ****. They like to be surprised. Feckin' noobs.
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Dude . . . you never ask for ****. They like to be surprised. Feckin' noobs.
lol.
Mossholder wrote:
You suspect her alabaster pearl pot of whispering secrets to the moon once again. Hiding secrets behind such moss is definitely against the primal laws of intimacy.
A guy named Mossholder uses 'moss' as a metaphor for pubes. Interesting.
Thanks for the input folks. I may just have to go with the plain and simple at an appropriate time and hope for a reaction that doesn't involve her freaking out.
A guy named Mossholder uses 'moss' as a metaphor for pubes. Interesting.
Yeah I didn't know what the fuc[u][/u]k he was talking about either.
Edit: Awww, you guys changed the swear filter thing :(.
Edited, Fri Jun 2 14:45:34 2006 by aceofwilds
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Mossholder wrote:
You suspect her alabaster pearl pot of whispering secrets to the moon once again. Hiding secrets behind such moss is definitely against the primal laws of intimacy.
You suspect her alabaster pearl pot of whispering secrets to the moon once again. Hiding secrets behind such moss is definitely against the primal laws of intimacy.
A guy named Mossholder uses 'moss' as a metaphor for pubes. Interesting.
Yeah I didn't know what the fuc[u][/u]k he was talking about either.
Edit: Awww, you guys changed the swear filter thing :(.
Edited, Fri Jun 2 14:45:34 2006 by aceofwilds
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