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You are issued high-tech military weaponry, and instructed to engage the infidel on the streets of New York City

Just like Peter was when Jesus gave him the Great Commission!

These people completely have me boggled.

How could they honestly be so stupid?

It'd be worth the cost of a plane ticket to go and break this guys kneecaps with a bible.

Mmmm. High-tech holy crusades.

One problem, though: Strategy? This should be either a FPS or RPG.

Pentacost this Sunday ******** Then Trinity Sunday after that and in a few weeks, St Jean Baptiste day!

I'm very excited. I allways pay merchants 5 times as much on Pentacost, because that's what Jesus would do.

They talk about this Warren guy being a "Stealth Evangelist." Does that mean he looks like a great big, black bat?

Edited, Fri Jun 2 03:19:59 2006 by EvilGnomes

They should make it a FPS. Then it would be like Grand Theft Auto only with God on your side.

I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian."

I said, "Me too. Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant."

I said, "Me too. What franchise?" He says, "Baptist."I said, "Me too. Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He says, "Northern Baptist."

I said, "Me too. Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?" He says, "Northern Conservative Baptist."

I said, "Me too. Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist or Northern Conservative Reformed Baptist?" He says, "Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist."

I said, "Me too. Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist, Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist, Eastern Region?" He says, "Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist, Great Lakes Region."

I said, "Me too. Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist, Great Lakes Region, Council of 1879 or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist, Great Lakes Region, Council of 1912?" He says, Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist, Great Lakes Region, Council of 1912."

I said, "Die, heretic!" and I pushed him over.

Edited, Fri Jun 2 10:22:19 2006 by Sassythief

Well of course. That's the age Jesus supposedly was when he cleansed the Temple. You HAVE to be both. We're talking religious fervor, not reality.

"It's absurd," said the video critic. "You can be the Christians blowing away the infidels, and if that doesn't hit your hot button, you can be the Antichrist blowing away all the Christians."



You guys missed the best part. Nothing says evangelism like killing a Christian or two!

FPS duh!

The RPG version would have such a confusing, twisting and hypocritical story line it would confuse the players.

Lazers! pew pew

It's a sign. Take heed to it's warning and don't come back.

Indeed