The sex scene was between the lines. Male guards. Strip searches. Planting stuff. Racial break downs like **** categories. This had Tokeback Mountain written all over it. Well since they're Canadian, Tokeback Mountys.
Perhaps you've seen the movie Sleepers? The OP forgot to mention one of the guards looked exactly like Kevin Bacon in Sleepers.
Edited, Thu Jun 1 17:49:03 2006 by MonxDoT
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The One and Only Katie wrote:
Rated R? Where the f[Aliceblue][/Aliceblue]uck was the sex scene?
You perv.
Well of course!
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Rated R? Where the **** was the sex scene? I was certain they were going to shove that bag of weed up your ***.
You want that I think I should include the strip club trips we had the ensuing week.
I made my character Bio about oh... 2 years ago? So its awfully old... You want a more updated one? k.
In either case I'm still looking into the college/university sites around the area and I already have a job set for the casino. If you're in the area come to the poker tables and bring a good bit of cash 'cuz guaranteed you're gonna lose it to either myself or some of the other sharks there.
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I don't understand why they would stop just because you saw them attempting to plant the cheeba in your car.
My guess is the 8 or so live security cameras active through this entire little scenario as well as the fact that if they tried anything the odds were 7-8 guards in hand-to-hand combat against 20-30 very annoyed minorities.
P.S. I'm not mexican dude.. I'm Japanese.
So slamming you to the ground with a nightstick doesn't count as "doing anything"? And the guards were happy to lie, assault you, make you strip, etc but suddenly the cameras made them stop from planting evidence? Did they think no one would ever complain about everything else?
Your story sucks. Make up a better one.
Your story sucks. Make up a better one.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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Aren't you going to be WORKING at the casino? What the hell do your skillz in poker have ANYTHING to do dealing? You stay @ 17, hit @ 16 or lower, where's the skill?
Oh, and I can believe his story. The cops can ALWAYS say that the kis was "fighting back" or "resisting the search" or whatnot, and they can say they used what force was necessary to quell such rebellion, but I'm guessing the cop f'ed up and somehow the bag of drugs got into the camera's visual path when it was pointed out.
It's believable...improbable, unlikely, but it could happen.
Yes, even CANADA has crooked cops.
You should have the same crew go back at the same time you did before and have the white guy strapped with a hidden camera or mic or something. Then you should make coppies, report them to internal affairs, give them a copy as evidence, then after everything is done post it on google video.
Add aliens. Real aliens. It would be more fun and colorful!
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Add aliens. Real aliens. It would be more fun and colorful!
edit: forgot South/Middle America.
Edited, Fri Jun 2 03:35:15 2006 by Roller
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What the hell do your skillz in poker have ANYTHING to do dealing? You stay @ 17, hit @ 16 or lower, where's the skill?
err... um... I think you're thinking of Blackjack?
Texas-Hold-'em is when you have the 2 cards in your hand, round of betting, flop of one card face-down three face up, round of betting, turn of one card face down one face up, round of betting, river of one card face down one face up, round of betting, show 'em.
Haven't you ever seen Rounders??
Edit: Poker Texas-Hold-'em changed to just Texas-Hold-'em
Edited, Fri Jun 2 13:30:38 2006 by Hapernack
You are correct, I was thinking about blackjack. But still, what do your card skillz have to do with being the dealer?
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Posted: Jun 02 2006 at 12:08 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Oh, no it has nothing to do with me being the dealer. I can play on my off hours and on days off.
Hapernack wrote:
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What the hell do your skillz in poker have ANYTHING to do dealing? You stay @ 17, hit @ 16 or lower, where's the skill?
err... um... I think you're thinking of Blackjack?
Poker Texas-Hold-'em is when you have the 2 cards in your hand, round of betting, flop of one card face-down three face up, round of betting, turn of one card face down one face up, round of betting, river of one card face down one face up, round of betting, show 'em.
Haven't you ever seen Rounders??
Edited, Fri Jun 2 10:28:59 2006 by Hapernack
The card being put face down is not a part of the flop, turn or river, you ******. Stop getting all your poker information from tv fu[Indianred][/Indianred]ck face.
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The card being put face down is not a part of the flop, turn or river, you ******. Stop getting all your poker information from tv **** face.
Ok, what did I ever do to you? I don't think I've offended anyone on here and if I have I'm sorry. This is no reason to run around and follow me destroying my reputation elsewhere on allakhazam forums.
Edited, Fri Jun 2 13:28:52 2006 by Hapernack
EvilGnomes wrote:
Add aliens. Real aliens. It would be more fun and colorful!
This is the best I can do on such short notice.
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err... um... I think you're thinking of Blackjack?
Poker Texas-Hold-'em is when you have the 2 cards in your hand, round of betting, flop of one card face-down three face up, round of betting, turn of one card face down one face up, round of betting, river of one card face down one face up, round of betting, show 'em.
Haven't you ever seen Rounders??
The face down cards are burn cards. Its standard to burn 1 card before the flop, turn, and river, but these burns aren't apart of thoses streets.
Oh and BTW who the **** calls it "Poker Texas-Holdem-'em"? Thats like calling a car "Car Dodge-Viper".
Hapernack wrote:
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The card being put face down is not a part of the flop, turn or river, you ******. Stop getting all your poker information from tv **** face.
Ok, what did I ever do to you? I don't think I've offended anyone on here and if I have I'm sorry. This is no reason to run around and follow me destroying my reputation elsewhere on allakhazam forums.
Edited, Fri Jun 2 13:28:52 2006 by Hapernack
You have a reputation?!
MentalFrog wrote:
Hapernack wrote:
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The card being put face down is not a part of the flop, turn or river, you ******. Stop getting all your poker information from tv **** face.
Ok, what did I ever do to you? I don't think I've offended anyone on here and if I have I'm sorry. This is no reason to run around and follow me destroying my reputation elsewhere on allakhazam forums.
Edited, Fri Jun 2 13:28:52 2006 by Hapernack
You have a reputation?!
there's other forums???
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these burns aren't apart of thoses streets.
who says this either??
DSD wrote:
MentalFrog wrote:
Hapernack wrote:
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The card being put face down is not a part of the flop, turn or river, you ******. Stop getting all your poker information from tv **** face.
Ok, what did I ever do to you? I don't think I've offended anyone on here and if I have I'm sorry. This is no reason to run around and follow me destroying my reputation elsewhere on allakhazam forums.
Edited, Fri Jun 2 13:28:52 2006 by Hapernack
You have a reputation?!
there's other forums???
Hey DSD PM info.
DSD wrote:
MentalFrog wrote:
Hapernack wrote:
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The card being put face down is not a part of the flop, turn or river, you ******. Stop getting all your poker information from tv **** face.
Ok, what did I ever do to you? I don't think I've offended anyone on here and if I have I'm sorry. This is no reason to run around and follow me destroying my reputation elsewhere on allakhazam forums.
Edited, Fri Jun 2 13:28:52 2006 by Hapernack
You have a reputation?!
there's other forums???
Who the hell is Wint?????
Hapernack wrote:
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these burns aren't apart of thoses streets.
who says this either??
A street relates to how many cards have been dealt.
Hey buttercup just because you watch poker on ESPN (or whatever the hell channel it's on) doesn't make you a poker pro. STFU
MentalFrog wrote:
Hapernack wrote:
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these burns aren't apart of thoses streets.
who says this either??
A street relates to how many cards have been dealt.
Hey buttercup just because you watch poker on ESPN (or whatever the hell channel it's on) doesn't make you a poker pro. STFU
Im a pro at losing money in poker.
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Was referring to the grammar mistakes buddy.
No, I don't watch poker on TV. I got the rl stuff to back it up. You got anything to say you better be able to back it up too.
Hapernack wrote:
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Hapernack wrote:
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these burns aren't apart of thoses streets.
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who says this either??
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these burns aren't apart of thoses streets.
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Was referring to the grammar mistakes buddy.
No, I don't watch poker on TV. I got the rl stuff to back it up. You got anything to say you better be able to back it up too.
fu[Saddlebrown][/Saddlebrown]ck nuts
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