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#1 May 31 2006 at 11:13 AM Rating: Decent
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You have to see the picture, it's wild. I've heard of a "third leg" but this is insane.

Baby with 3 arms may have surgery

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SHANGHAI, China - Doctors in Shanghai are considering surgery options for a two-month old boy born with an unusually well-formed third arm.

Neither of the boy's two left arms is fully functional and tests have so far been unable to determine which was more developed, said Dr. Chen Bochang, head of the orthopedics department at Shanghai Children's Medical Center.

"His case is quite peculiar. We have no record of any child with such a complete third arm," Chen said in a telephone interview. "It's quite difficult to decide how to do the operation on him."

The boy, identified only as "Jie-jie," also was born with just one kidney and may have problems that could lead to curvature of the spine, according to local media reports.

Jie-jie cried when either of his left arms was touched, but smiled and responded normally to other stimuli, the reports said.

Chen said doctors hoped to work out a plan for surgery, but the boy's small size made it impossible to perform certain tests that would help them prepare.

"We are meeting with several experts now. We hope we could work the plan out soon," Chen said.

Media reports said other children have been reported born with additional arms and legs, but in all those cases it was clear what limb was more developed.

Chen's hospital is one of China's most experienced in dealing with unusual birth defects, including separating conjoined twins. Like Jie-jie, many of the children are sent to relatively wealthy Shanghai from the poor inland province of Anhui.
#2 May 31 2006 at 11:15 AM Rating: Decent
I looked at this yesterday and the picture didn't disturb/shock me at all. I'm not sure what this says about me.
#3 May 31 2006 at 11:16 AM Rating: Good
Years ago the Weekly World News broke a story about a 3 armed baseball player from Cuba. His arm came from his back though.
#4 May 31 2006 at 11:16 AM Rating: Decent
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If there's a chance he could use both in a "sorta-kinda" manner he should keep them. Just for ***** and grins.
#5 May 31 2006 at 11:19 AM Rating: Decent
If he grows up and writes with both his left hands, is he still ambidexterous or just simply left handed? Smiley: dubious
#6 May 31 2006 at 11:20 AM Rating: Decent
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Elderon the Wise wrote:
If he grows up and writes with both his left hands, is he still a freak?


Yes.
#7 May 31 2006 at 11:25 AM Rating: Decent
I want a 3rd arm
#8 May 31 2006 at 11:31 AM Rating: Decent
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Forgotton wrote:
I want a 3rd arm

Me too, but you'd (or I'd) still be a freak.
#9 May 31 2006 at 11:39 AM Rating: Good
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I like the little Napoleon arm.
#10 May 31 2006 at 11:40 AM Rating: Decent
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
I like the little Napoleon arm.
You sound as if you are nesting. Something you're not telling us?
#11 May 31 2006 at 11:42 AM Rating: Good
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Elderon the Wise wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
I like the little Napoleon arm.
You sound as if you are nesting. Something you're not telling us?

You mean, along with all the other crap I don't tell you? Smiley: dubious
#12 May 31 2006 at 11:44 AM Rating: Decent
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Elderon the Wise wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
I like the little Napoleon arm.
You sound as if you are nesting. Something you're not telling us?

You mean, along with all the other crap I don't tell you? Smiley: dubious
Exactly.
#13 May 31 2006 at 11:45 AM Rating: Good
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Just wait till that kid finds his *****. He'll have 3 hands to play with it. WEEEEEEE!!!11
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#14 May 31 2006 at 11:52 AM Rating: Good
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He's chinese, he'll be lucky to need half a hand.
#15 May 31 2006 at 11:54 AM Rating: Decent
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Ha! He'll never f'uck up typing due to one hand being occupied.
#16 May 31 2006 at 12:00 PM Rating: Decent
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dude! two hands on keyboard, one on "mouse"!

But you'd have to either use a left handed mouse or type with both left hands.

He'd have to hope to be left handed, because that would give you the maximum use of that side.
#17 May 31 2006 at 12:02 PM Rating: Decent
AngryUndead wrote:
dude! two hands on keyboard, one on "mouse"!

But you'd have to either use a left handed mouse or type with both left hands.

He'd have to hope to be left handed, because that would give you the maximum use of that side.
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#18 May 31 2006 at 12:07 PM Rating: Decent
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Seriously, and isn't Gamming a much bigger sport over there? Or farming?

He'd have acess to a whole nuther hand of hotkeys, or another keyboard!

Thats scary. Hotkey macros of doom.
#19 May 31 2006 at 12:39 PM Rating: Decent
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He can marry that actress from Total Recall. You know the one that played that hooker.
#20 May 31 2006 at 12:40 PM Rating: Decent
Holy crap, that's good stuff. I like your comments. And yeah his arm looked pretty normal to me too. Not really shocking at all.

Edited, Wed May 31 13:41:50 2006 by PackyMcStout
#21 May 31 2006 at 12:43 PM Rating: Decent
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MentalFrog wrote:
He can marry that actress from Total Recall. You know the one that played that hooker.


Smiley: lol When I was a kid, I thought having three boobs was kinda hot. Now that I am an adult, I still think having three boobs is kinda hot.
#22 May 31 2006 at 12:58 PM Rating: Excellent
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He could grow up to be a hell of a guitarist. Or an outfielder.
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#23 May 31 2006 at 1:08 PM Rating: Decent
Kakar the Vile wrote:
Just wait till that kid finds his *****. He'll have 3 hands to play with it. WEEEEEEE!!!11


I lol'd.

Anyone wonder what siamese twins' sex-lives would be like?
#24 May 31 2006 at 1:10 PM Rating: Decent
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Samira wrote:
He could grow up to be a hell of a guitarist. Or an outfielder.


Pianist or drummer would also be good professions to look into. He could play two bass cords at the same time in harmony on the piano. He could also do some mean cymbal work. Actually, having three arms could be kind of nifty. One could have an arm out the car window and still be at 10 and 2. One could drive, talk on the phone and change the radio without having to resort to chin use. Gaming, cooking, cleaning and yard work would all become easier too.


[:cookies:] to the most creative/useful/humorous use of a third arm.
#25 May 31 2006 at 1:12 PM Rating: Decent
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Isn't that one of the rules of the internet?

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There is **** of it, no Exceptions.
#26 May 31 2006 at 3:11 PM Rating: Decent
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He's going to have a devil of a time finding shirts that fit. He could make them himself, I suppose. Shouldn't take long with that extra hand helping out.
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